Satan/Microsoft

Christmastime intrigue ensues between Batman and Catwoman for a special capitalism initiative that lures a terrorist to create American unrest.

I just had to return one more time for a special Christmastime controversial short-story about capitalism/consumerism flair, and this crisis-dramatization was inspired by the film Toys.

Cheers (signing off),

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"Ajay Satan, head of Satan Corporation, decided to form a commercial contract with Microsoft for a special Christmas Xbox video-game marketing campaign targeted to handicapped American youngsters who were hoping to get some magic for the holiday season. Wayne Industries would work with Microsoft's Xbox to send handicapped youth in America all kinds of collegiate and Olympics athletics games for Christmas. No one knew Ajay Satan, the idealistic venture-capitalist, was actually the American vigilante known as Batman. The Satan Corporation and Xbox were now working together for an awesome Christmas-season video-game donation program designed to boost sales for video-game markets the following year!"

"One of the new video-games being developed by Microsoft's Xbox for this new Christmas initiative would be a men's and women's collegiate soccer game, designed by EA Sports, simply titled American College Soccer (ACS)! Either a men's athlete or a women's athlete from the University of California's Golden Bears soccer team would be featured on the cover of ACS. It was up to the Satan Corporation, Microsoft, and EA Sports to determine if the cover-model would be a member of the California Bears men's team or California Bears women's team! This was cool capitalism intrigue for Christmas."

"Of course, there was a rival of Ajay Satan. Her name was Selina Kyle and she wanted to see a member of the California Golden Bears women's team be featured on the cover of the ACS video-game being designed by EA Sports for the Satan-Microsoft Christmas initiative. Selina worked as a secretary temporarily for Satan before quitting to become a vigilante as well, a costumed freak named Catwoman. Catwoman wanted this 'intriguing capitalism event' to accent a special feather for women-in-sports, so she wanted to make sure that neither Satan nor Batman would interfere in this idealistic goal she constructed. Selina/Catwoman wanted to see a female athlete on the cover of ACS."

"Americans love sports and video-games! Americans watch sports, all kinds of sports, on modern cable-TV. Sports ranging from dominant standard sports such as basketball to non-mainstream esoteric sports such as fly-fishing are featured on modern American cable-TV, and consumers can easily order these programs from home. This is the market that interested the Satan Corporation and Microsoft. That's why they designed this idealistic Christmas initiative to deliver Xbox systems with collegiate/Olympic video-games to handicapped youngsters across America. Ajay Satan (Batman) knew that Americans from all walks of life enjoyed competitive/sporting events such as the sailing/boating America's Cup on television. It was, after all, a media-designed modern world."

"How would kids respond to Xbox Winter Olympics video-games featuring the gifted Finland snowboarding team being delivered to their homes by Satan/Microsoft for Christmas? After all, the Winter Games are quite popular on TV, and handicapped kids enjoy watching such accessible competitive media! Video-games therefore offered an interesting way for youngsters to be exposed to the 'general aesthetics' of sociocultural exposure in the modern world and in modern America. However, Selina (Catwoman) still wanted this initiative to spotlight women-in-sports."

SELINA/CATWOMAN: "Every Saturday in autumn, I turn on my American cable-TV and find dozens of American college football games featuring American female cheerleaders uniformed and cheering on their school's rough-and-ready collegiate teams on national television! I'm sick of it. I want to see more flair and spotlights afforded to women-in-sports. That's why I want to see EA Sports' ACS game feature a Golden Bears women's soccer team player on the cover for Christmas! Why is this such as 'radical' demand in the modern world?"

"Selina attended a high-school in California and was the prom-queen. Her photo is featured on her Facebook profile page, and she reminds people that her photo reminds her of what she found most sentimental about her high-school experience...friendship. Maybe Selina wanted to carry this idealism to argue that the Satan-Microsoft venture for Christmas regarding Xbox's collegiate/Olympics video-game program should spotlight how women in America accent the 'general romanticism' of capitalism itself! Selina (Catwoman) obviously was quite serious about this sort of 'vanity' idealism."

"It's ironic that Batman (Ajay Satan) and Catwoman (Selina Kyle) were such at-odds with each other as American masked vigilantes, since they both shared a passion for democratic capitalism in the modern world! However, this was the truth. On paper, Batman and Catwoman seemed like ideal complements of each other, but on the streets, their vision differed greatly. How would this capitalism-drama affect what everyday Americans thought about regarding negotiations between two very different kinds of crime-fighters? Batman and Catwoman had already taken down powerful crime syndicates and corrupt capitalist tycoons/tyrants and people wanted to see some real dioramic romance between them!"

"Of course, life isn't a video-game, so the consequences of who'd be featured on the ACS video-game cover would be very real indeed. Video-games have a rich history in America, so applying modern democratic gender intrigue to this equation has significant real-life impact! Selina (Catwoman) and Ajay (Batman) both knew this. However, Ajay wanted to see this controversy resolved quickly so Microsoft could proceed in distributing the collegiate/Olympics video-games for the special Christmas initiative. It would be ironic if Catwoman and Batman parted ways based on something as 'simple' as the mechanics of video-game rhetoric, but hey, that's capitalism!"

"A homegrown American terrorist decided to disrupt this special Satan/Microsoft Christmas initiative by trying to assassinate key members of the executive boards of the respective companies. This terrorist was enigmatic and elusive, and all the FBI knew was that this type of modern anti-capitalist terrorist would require a fair deal of modernized creative 'undercover' crime-fighting tactics. This sort of terrorist was frightening and prompted a real and quick perceptive response from vigilant agents."

"Fortunately, EA Sports was able to send out the important ACS video-game for the Christmas initiative, and it would be complemented well by Konami's new Winter Olympics video-game package which was added to the Satan/Microsoft Christmas program! Catwoman and Batman were both happy, since ACS did indeed feature a member of the Golden Bears women's soccer team and the entire Xbox program targeted to handicapped American youngsters was commercially well-organized! Everyone was happy. Now, Batman and Catwoman turned their attention towards the enigmatic terrorist still seeking to undermine basic capitalism advertisements in modern-day America."

"Batman sent Catwoman a Chelsea club-soccer team ball for Christmas! Chelsea, a member of England's competitive Premier League, had done very well in the 21st Century and had become a mainstay in UEFA's Champions League tournament. Batman reminded Catwoman that Chelsea was not only a popular English club-soccer team whose games were featured on cable-TV in America, but it was also a team with a name that was 'synonymous' with a female name --- Chelsea! Catwoman sent Batman a retort return-response, mentioning that Chelsea Clinton (daughter of ex-President Bill Clinton) did not simply 'benefit' from modern-day media 'flair' towards the broadcasting of sociopolitical/sociocultural excitement. Batman and Catwoman therefore continued to argue."

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