The Transformers War (Fan-Fiction)

The two heroic Autobot robots Blurr and Warpath contemplate the gravity of the terrible Transformers War with the evil Decepticon robots (e.g., Cyclonus, Soundwave) and how it consumed.

Blurr and Warpath were sitting on a mountaintop in Nepal contemplating the weight of the terrible Transformers War between the heroic Autobots who sought to defend Earth and the evil Decepticons who sought to destroy Earth! Blurr was a speedy fast-talking perfect-pitch warrior-robot who transformed into a hovercraft-jet, and Warpath was a cool and collected fiery warrior-robot who transformed into a tank. Blurr and Warpath were considered good soldiers and ambassadors of the Autobot army. The heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons landed on Earth years ago, traveling from their destroyed A.I. planet of Cybertron and seeking a new planet to inhabit, perhaps peacefully. However, when the evil Decepticons expressed their intention to destroy Earth or at least subjugate it and humanity completely, the heroic Autobots declared war on the evil robots!

BLURR: The Transformers War devastated optimism!

WARPATH: Sure; war is hell.

BLURR: The Autobots had no choice but to declare war!
WARPATH: The Decepticons were deadly.

BLURR: This was a war to end all wars!

WARPATH: The Decepticons were relentless.

BLURR: Earth had to be saved!

WARPATH: To make peace, we must wage war.

After Blurr and Warpath concluded their mountaintop meditation on the gravity of the terrible Transformers War, they decided to start writing a memoir of the experience of the war. They wrote and wrote and wrote. They wrote about how the Autobot leader Optimus Prime ordered his soldier-robots to secure various positions on Earth for humanity and how various Autobot soldier-robots tackled various evil Decepticon robots such as Cyclonus (an insidious first-knight robot who transformed into a laser-jet fighter) and Soundwave (an espionage-geared cutthroat who carried mini-robots who transformed into espionage-geared compact audio-cassettes). They wrote about how Optimus Prime once had to do hand-to-hand combat with the nefarious Decepticon leader Magnatron, who later changed his name to Galvatron!

The Transformers War reminded everyone of the need for war and the terrible signatures of war itself. The Autobots and Decepticons fired all kinds of weapons at each other while the Autobots tried to salvage and preserve various Earth and humanity monuments who stood as 'silent witnesses' to the apocalyptic war. The Autobots and Decepticons fought on various grounds and fields such as Washington, Niagara Falls, Fort Knox, the University of Miami, the Space Needle, Yellowstone, and JFK Airport. The Autobots tried to prevent the evil Decepticons from using weapons to obliterate important institutional totems and relics that humans cherished as civilization symbols of philosophical/governmental infrastructure!

Blurr and Warpath wrote in their memoir, "The Transformers War was something like WWII [1939-1945] 'mutated' into some kind of relentless intention-based domination matrix that had to be wrestled with in order to save the very essence of democracy...and daydreams!" The Transformers War 'boasted' features that consumed the imagination towards peace, engaging any soldier and/or witness to completely immerse their bodies and souls into the tangible sensation of anarchy and hellfire. It was as if one was being completely consumed by the essence of agitation itself. How would the Transformers War be recounted in terms of the hellishness of unchecked violence and chaos? Blurr and Warpath considered how the terrible Transformers War had become a 'monument' for dreamcatchers.

{Warpath/Blurr}