Dog Biscuits

Pseudo-Dadaist found poem inspired by a bag of dog biscuits. Enjoy

Net Wt. 8 Lb

(3.6 kg)

Chicken

        Bacon

        Peanut

Vegetable

        Liver

 

Cleans Teeth

(check)

        Freshens Breath

(check)

NO

Artificial flavor

 

(5)

 

serving

treats

for [dog]

 

size

8.

 

Crude

fat/fiber/protein

minimum/maximum/maximum

5.00/3.50/15.00%

 

hard

        crunchy

delicious food particles

 

wholesome nutritious quality

medium dog - 6 - 9 daily.

 

Reviews

[FR Toscano]

Enjoy indeed.

Reminded me of sister's dog - whose breath is beyond reckoning! Told her to buy doggy bisuits for it or I would never visit again. So she brings the dog to work instead. (We work together)

Love found poetry in general but I loved this one for its cleverness and because I wish I'd thought of it.

Will never look at labels the same way.