F.Y.L.

Extremely explicit, parody of modern rap music (shock comedy) References to copywritten work underlined, italics are self-explanatory

I get more head than a guillotine

White girls on my knob like Charlie Sheen

A vague reference to Biedermeier

Sit back, relax cause this beat is fire

B***h, down on your knees for the king of rap

I put the East Coast on the map

Biggie and Tupac used to pray to me
I'm a God of the Church of Scientology

I'm the Top Gun cause Maverick likes my style 

Wanna bone? Get in line, single file

Karma Sutra connoisseur

Hold doors for the ladies just like a sir 

Part the walls and speak among

Make your toes curl with my parseltongue

I'm a Gigolo minus the STDs

A modern day, sober Charlie Sheen

Grab fistfuls of my underfur

While I go down on you like a comforter

My services aren't free but I don't take cash

Just cut me a slice of that sweet a*s

If my skills you want to debate

My names T-Bo and I'll set ya straight

Bow down, turn around, let me hit from behind

They say bird is the word cause mines so divine

When I walk in the room panties drop like the NASDAQ

Drop it like its hot with my knob in your asscrack

Lemme lay down my steamin' seme roadway

Bust in the back like you're packing cocaine

Gimme some of that quality romaine 

Make me sing like my a*s on Soul Train

Imma F.Y.L. your peach to the brim with semen

Eff your life b***h cause you can't even.

Author's Note

Same as is the usual with my writing

Reviews

[Gee]

Lol, made me snigger in places. Not my thing really but gotta say I did enjoy reading this

[Anon]

Thanks haha, its not exactly my usual style of writing but I just sorta jotted it down at one point while messing with different rhyme and meter patterns for a project a few years ago