Debby B is Dead to Me

The sum total of all of my least favorite customers as a woman with a shrill voice and an obnoxious laugh. . .

your Sad Sack of Dust and Bones

fueled by Rage

lives simply to make my life Hell

she bought Rassolnik, the angriest of Soups

Trump-Pence sticker on the bumper of the Car she nearly hit me with

I'm Italian you ignorant Racist

not a Spic

Author's Note

Capitalization for emphasis