The Jokers Scheme

She walks past the guards head down; her disguise must be working as they just continue to search. “So were looking for HIM?” one of the guards gulps.

She walked past the guards head down; my disguise must be working she thought.  As the guards just continue to search.  “So were looking for HIM?” one of the guards gulps.  “Ya we got an anonymous tip earlier.”  The other one replied looking around.  A grin took over her face as she ducked in the bushes.  Ok boss said to wait for the call she thought to herself.  She watched all the unknowing people walking past and had to cover her mouth to stop a laugh from escaping.

 

Silent she watched from behind the bushes for what seemed like hours.  “I wish puddin’ would hurry up!  I’m so bored.”  With that a loud BANG CRASH sounded as the time bomb went off.  “YAY! FINALLY!”  Harley exclaimed.  Grabbing her red and black Scorpion SMG guns each strapped to her thighs she bounce up and started shooting the guards.  “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”  She could barely hear the screaming around her and took a minute to long basking in the chaos.  As bullet just barely missed her but it had cut the drawstrings on her cape and it fell off revealing her new outfit.  That consisted of a diamond piece of dark red leather, the top being held up by a dark purple choker.  The bottom ended just above her belly button.  In the center of the leather was a diamond cut out exposing some of her breasts.  She was wearing dark red leather pants with one black diamond on the side of her left leg and a white on the right.  She had two gun holsters on her thighs and was wearing a black studded belt with a queen of diamonds card turned sideways buckle.   The looked was finish with purple almost black boots with a half a diamond look at the top.

“Who did that?!  Now you’ve ruined the surprise!  She screeched.  Noticing a guard barely managing to stand let alone hold his pistol.  “Pathetic! At least the city cops in Gotham didn’t stand with their tails between their legs.”  She said walking over to him.  “What’s your name?”  She asked in the sweetest voice she could muster."

 

It had been one year since they left Gotham to move to Rubyqurt and Harley was starting to get bored.  She thought moving away to be alone with her Mista J would be fun, that is what she always wanted right?  Of course they had no problems taking over the city as there was no mask vigilantly getting in the boss’s way.  But it seemed ever since they moved Mista J had gone mad!  …well as much, mad as a mad man could go mad.

 

“…J-Jason?” The guard said falling on his a*s.  “You don’t sound so sure.  I know maybe I can help!”  Harley started to walk up to him.

“Leave him alone!  Another guard with dark brown hair and brown eye's yelled shooting a warning shot.

“Well what’s this?  Looks like the city just grew a pair!”  Harley said excitedly.  Then summersaulting over to this new hero, and stopped bent over with her guns muzzle an inch from his face. “What you’re not even gonna FLINCH?!  She yelled flailing her arms in the air, and finally resting them on her hips.  “You cops sure know how to take the fun outta everything!  Oh well.  Bye bye!”  She waved and pointed her gun back to him. She went to pull the trigger-“HARLEY!!!”

“Oh!  Looks like you’ve been saved by the yell! HAHA! What ya don’t get it? Tell ya what I’ll let you off easy, but you owe me a favour!  Then she punched him square in the face. As he hit the ground she yelled.  "But him not so much!” Back flipping away she shot the other guard twice. “Comin’ boss!!” She yelled.

 

Making quick left turns they ran down the staircase Harley in the lead, Joker second, and two henchmen bringing up the rear.  “Ok says here that secret exit is uhhh…. One floor down.  “You better be right this time Harley!” Joker said as they burst through the door in to a small white room.  Harley ran to the left side of the room and moved some boxes.  “Oops” Harley said quietly.  “OOPS, OOPS!  WHAT DO YOU MEAN OOPS!” Joker screamed as he waltzed up to her.  “What do you mean opps…?” he asked again through gritted teeth.  “Um well ya see it was the last floor, that’s where the door is, if were quick we can beat the police back up-” 

“Open up RPD!” a deep voice shouted and there was a loud banging on the door.  “Harley! Fix this NOW!” Joker yelled and booted her over to the door.  “Ok boss” She said looking at her map ok looks like this vent she said pointing up leads up to the next room”  Before she was even done speaking the henchmen had taken the vent off.  “Up we go!” Joker said well the hench men pulled him up.  Harley started to walk up to the vent.  “Uh ah!  Pass me the cover!  You need to stay here and distract them like a good little Harley-girl.  “Ee!” was the only thing she could muster as he patting her on the head then disappeared into the vent.  “Phew!  That was a close one, now!  What to do about the guards lets see there’s three floors left to run down…that should give enough time for the boss to get in to position.”  “Come in boys…” she said turning the lock and back flipping to the centre of the room.  The guards came in slowly checking around the corners one guard looked at Harley and asked his radio.  “I thought you said the target was ugly?”  Another guard elbowed him and said.  “No you idiot that’s Harley his sidekick not the Joker!”

“Who said my Joker was ugly!  I’m not his sidekick I’m his lady and he’s my puddin’”

“Oh ya, well where is he now” a familiar voice asked.  It was the same guard from earlier.

“He’s-he’s taking over your prison stupid!  Oh no!  Now look what you made me say!  Well anyways I have to go now remember you still owe me a favour!”  Harley vaulted over them and out the door she ran up the stairs and jumped over the railing.  She could hear gun shots whizzing by her.  Holding on to the bars she jumped from side to side till she got to the top.  Bursting through the door to the roof she looked from left to right and headed to the edge.  She was looking down below when she heard someone burst through the door.  Turning around she saw it was the same guard.  “You again?  You know if I didn’t know better I’d say you were following me?” 

“Is that right Blondie?”  The guard spat back his gun pointed directly at her.  Then his eyes widened ever so slightly.  “You’re bleeding.”  He said gesturing his gun to her side.

“What?”  Harley asked her hand following his gaze.  As soon as she grazed it she fell to one knee.  “S**t my new suit!” She cried.

“Open up! RPD!  Open this door!” someone said banging on the roof door.

“You locked the door?” Harley looked at him puzzled.  “You know if you don’t want joker to kill you better leave.” She said looking deviously at him.

“Here I can help you my names David, we can get you help.”  He started to walk towards her as he did she stood up and her heel hovered over the edge.  “Please come with me?” he begged and took another step closer.

She leaned in slightly placing a smile on her lips and whispered “…No” then back flipped off the edge.  BANG! The guards finally made it through roof entrance.

“NOOOOOO!”  David screamed and ran to the edge of the roof to see her land safely in Jokers arms.

Author's Note

So I had a dream the other day about being harley.... So I've decided to write a story!
This is just the beginning of the story. Please let me know what you think!!!

(SOmeone is drawing me the picture of harley I will post when its finished!

Reviews

[Jag]

Great job. That was slot of fun. And way different from the previous style. You have a real talent

[AWickedMoon]

Thank you so much! I'm just at work right now but I am reading your story! :)

[first second third]

this is amazing! hahaha you and the joker:) you always seem to put things in a new prosective:)

[AWickedMoon]

Haha! Thank-you I just updated the end not sure if you read it before or after I did! :)

[Amaya Sullivan]

Cool. Don't you love when you are able to write dreams down, then they sound amazing on paper!?!

[AWickedMoon]

OMG yes! Haha

[first second third]

Hahaha:)

[Hatchling]

awesome

[AWickedMoon]

Thank you!

[keyvan]

good

[ThomasJay]

Why did you stop using your quotation marks and spacings? then there is the use of shutting instead of shooting.... then few minor things. Now on to the positives. you seem to have Harley down pretty well and I hope you can keep it going.

[AWickedMoon]

Lol Because I'm crazy! Did I fix them all T?

[Zap-the-awesome]

My, Harley, what an excellent job you've done.
Heh heh heh heh... Heh heh heh heh... Ahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[AWickedMoon]

OMG I just died! Of laughter...oh! lol

[Amaya Sullivan]

ha! thas cute!