A MissionA Story by A R LoweThe story of a precocious child...
A Mission
"People keep themselves busy all the time so as not to think, but I
want to think, ergo I don't want to be busy all the time."
"You're a clever sod, aren't you? Now go and get the paper."
Patrick was a precocious child and his father knew it, liked it, and
wanted to protect him from the evils of a world designed by and for lesser
mortals. He was a teacher and knew that Patrick found little common ground with
his friends and classmates. He feared that fast-tracking through school and
posing in his mortar-board for photographs before he was shaving regularly
would bring its own set of problems, and keeping him busy (sport, chess, music,
fishing) wasn't working. He only wanted to read. He had grown out of
science-fiction by the age of eleven ('absurd'), and now, three years later,
was reading authors such as Tolstoy ('penetrative'), Aldous Huxley ('flawed'),
Dickens (‘it’s so obviously serialised'), and many more paperbacks from his
father's ragged library. Patrick's obnoxious opinionating was
reaching worrying levels of eclecticism. He read everything from literary
biographies, through fishing magazines, to the tabloids, and could conceive an
embryonic point of view from any source in no time at all. 'Footballers' wages
wouldn't be what they are if the Luddites had succeeded', springs to mind. His
father decided that he needed a mission; a mission that would occupy him while
he sailed through school at the normal speed, without having to continually
take his teachers to task for their mediocrity. He would observe Patrick,
think, and coax him into a mission.
On Patrick's fifteenth birthday one hefty present turned out to be an
Encyclopedia of Philosophy. Patrick thanked his father, who suggested that he
start with the Greeks and perhaps a little Eastern philosophy and then to
cross-reference his way around the book until he found someone or something
that met with his approval.
"Most of the great thinking that's ever been done is in this
book," he told Patrick. "Let's see if you're such a smart arse when
you've got stuck into that."
He secretly hoped that his son would take a real interest in philosophy
and perhaps pursue it as a parallel course of study. He hoped it would make him
realise that he wasn't the first clever person who had ever lived and would
keep him quiet. This last desire was, at the time, wishful thinking, and on
retrospect, ironic.
Patrick's father eased himself into his study chair before opening the
letter. It was as he had feared. After five years' preparation, Patrick was to
become a Buddhist monk in Thailand. In a previous letter he had enumerated the
227 precepts that he was to abide by, and he now told his father that he had
overcome his reservations about the thirty-fifth rule of training, 'I will not
eat rice only working from the top down', and was going to take the plunge. 'It's great Dad,' the letter read. 'Shame I won't be able to write to you any more. I'm on a mission!'
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