O Fugly One!

I am trying "Old World English" Read at your risk. Move On. LOL!

Oh, Fugly One of face as

stout as a hippo’s hirsute bum

Thine eyes are full of hate

Why so vengeful and so glum?

 

Thy online whoring games

Put Patpong w****s to shame

Oh thou art such a fine blot

on thy impotent father’s name

 

Thine bullish, beetle brows

must hold an army of critters

In thy hairy chipmunk cheeks

a legion of lice must litter

 

Pray, why in heavens name

thou not possesseth a neck?

So bloated and deformed

thou could beg disability cheques

 

Pray, where from did thy get

thine big and shapeless head

I doubt any zitboy yearneth

to get in thy ugh-stinky bed

 

The funniest thing, thou toad

peddling poems weak as piss

pimply boys pucker their lips

thine fat, odorous a*s to kiss

 

With greed thou partest thy lips

Both thy upper and thy lower

The internet boys to swallow

Thy mother must be thy broker

 

With all thy deviousness

thou placeth dirty harlots in shade

No wonder thou suffereth so

and slasheth thyself with blades