A Poem On Potato

Potatoes are unhealthy and dumb food

A PIMPLY POTATO AM I

DON’T LET ME EVER STEAL YOUR JOY

A PASTY FLAKE ON THE BAKE 

SAD MAMA’S FAVOURITE WHIPPING BOY 

LIMP SPOTTY AND DANK

I HAVE HECTIC SEBACEOUS GLANDS

A HARD YET HUMBLE SPUD AM I

MY BUDS ARE ASEXUAL AND BLAND

BURN AND TURN ME TO CRISP

DUMP ME IN A BOILING VAT OF OIL

I’M STILL OPIOD AND DEAD

MY PALLID BUM JUST KNOWS NO  BOIL

 

IN GARLIC CREAM OR IN ROAST

FLAVORED AND SPICED IN A PACKET

I’M STILL A FRIGGIN' F**KEDUP RACKET

IN A DULL DEPRESSED STRAIT JACKET

 

SO CHOP ME LOP ME OR COP ME

ITS NOT A VERY BIG DEAL

BROIL MY BUTT WITH HAM

S**T ME OUT WITH A BIG HAPPY MEAL 

Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

A honest poem my friend. No respect for the potato. The human being eat and eat, don't care what. Poor potato, a side dish next to the murdered cow. Outstanding poetry. I liked the poem.
Coyote

[AJNJ]

I have always distrusted potato as food. Especially as a side dish to dead cows. It’s gross. Thank you for sharing your views. I enjoyed :)

[Coyote Poetry]

A entertaining poem and you are welcome.

[Dave Brown]

I am thinking, you are thinking, that dud of a spud should stay in the mud

[AJNJ]

In the mud is where he belongs
Let earthworms eat his dingdong

[Kay Salisu Titilola]

Well penned and well said, Pestonjee.
I do potatoes but once in a while.

[AJNJ]

I have lived in East Africa for a while. Potatoes weren’t very popular there. Probably not in Nigeria? Thank you for reading and reviewing Kay :)

[Kay Salisu Titilola]

You are welcome, poet.

[AJNJ]

Just a traveler my friend. Just a traveler traveling through.

[Kay Salisu Titilola]

Oooh! I understand.

[AJNJ]

🤗 ...... ;)

[sonnie ibadah]

Welp...i'm not ashamed to say that i liked this. Lol...Thanks for sharing

[AJNJ]

Hahaha! Thank you. Thanks a lot! Someone appreciated finally ;)

[sonnie ibadah]

Hahaaa! You're welcome

[AJNJ]

🤗......🤗

[Pestonjee_]

Hiya Pest! Eh! Never thought I could break the pest- out of the rest. Nice fun stuff though, the poem. Well no potato snacks! Gosh!.. the last one sucks... would keep me away from potatoes...lol :)
Keep writing man.

[AJNJ]

Lmao...yeah sure I will. Thanks you.

[Pestonjee_]

So is this potato or potatoe ?

[AJNJ]

Hahaha I leave to the vivid imagination of my very perceptive and most intelligent readers. As long as it reaches its target audience my job is done. I want everyone to go on a diet ;)

[Pestonjee_]

intelligent ...so as i ...you're hilarious!

[AJNJ]

I'm a joker yeah. A dangerous buffooooon

[¿]

How will I taste potatoes again after reading this and seeing the last image?😑
All gluttony, obese, health conscious, cardiac patients shall read this to keep their hands away of potato-made foods!
Good fun eww great read!

[AJNJ]

I am starting a health club soon. It will have a dietary advice section ;)

[AJNJ]

thanks for reading and write something new for me to review hehe

[¿]

😅😅😅whelcoume!