The Better Deal

My crush has bad taste in partners.

I truly have more to give

With me, there are endless opportunities

Not like you could see my greatness

Since you obviously favor stupidity

I mean, honestly, my darling?

You really can do better

But, no, you'd rather be with that fool

Who doesn't know scarf from sweater

Don't you want more pleasant company

That asks if you want to make plans,

Rather than disgusting idiots

Who want to know when you'll drop you pants?

Maybe you're all about appearances

You wouldn't want to be seen with me

They could show you off to the world

Which is more than I could ever dream

I could write all day with you in mind

But I think you'd much rather dance

Intellect and art mean nothing

Against them, I don't stand a chance

Author's Note

I was proud of this one when I wrote it. What do you think?