Admin B's return

(Oct. 21, 2016)

It's your resident a*****e, admin B. Where have I been these past 3 weeks? I'll tell you! Those damn pesky anti choicers got wind of my identity and kidnapped me. It was horrible. They kept me in this dungeon with very little to eat and drink. There was usual pictures on the wall of still borns, miscarriages and resin dolls passed off as abortions. A tv but all it did was play anti choice propaganda on a loop. Think 'Silent Scream' type videos. Only thing ended up screaming was me to turn that s**t off. It was one their ways to try and convert me.

I did end up noticing this creepy damn shrine of Lila Rose they would all get down and pray to. Under it, it said "Choose Life."

After a few days without any results, they told me that I either stop posting on here and join them or things would escalate. Naturally, I refused.

One morning they came in, tied me up, and brought me into another room where I was laid face down on an operating table.
"You don't want to accept? Alright. See this?"
I look to my side and see what appeared to be this long contraption with a trigger at its handle.
"We are going to shove this up your butt hole and shoot the prolife into you."
I'm thinking to myself, what the f**k did I just hear?
"Wait, let me get this straight, you're going shoot the prolife into me?"
"Correct."
*Laughter ensues*
"Do I want to know why or how you came up with such a asinine thing?"
"You know all those sweet and innocent babies you provoked the murder of?"
"Umm no. Haven't provoked anything. Especially murder."
"This is some of the remains left over. Every time you ejaculate, you will give life to those who were murdered through abortion"
"Right...... I don't think you know how reproduction let alone how the human anatomy works. But ok."
They proceed with the anal probing.
"Hey hey hey, no butt play! Besides, you will never convert me. I, like this country, do not negotiate with terrorists!"
"Terrorists? We're prolife! We don't kill." As they say it with an evil grin.
I knew I had to get out of there. They ended up doing just that. Threatening to murder me, my family and America's hero, Norman Reedus. No!! Daryl must not die!
After being violated and making it out alive, it's sure good to be back!
I can't help but wonder if they kept a part of me as a souvenir.

- B