Twelve days of ChristmasA Poem by Lauren JohnstoneOn the first day of Christmas, Sherlock gave to John.
On the first day of Christmas
Sherlock gave to John: A dribbling head in the fridge. On the second day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the third day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the fourth day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the fifth day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the sixth day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the seventh day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Seven pigs eyes- bleeding, Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the eighth day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Eight murdering maids, Seven pigs eyes- bleeding, Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting brains, Three French hens, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the ninth day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Nine dancing kidney's, Eight murdering maids, Seven pigs eyes- bleeding, Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the tenth day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Ten rings-a- bloody, Nine dancing kidney's, Eight murdering maids, Seven pigs eyes- bleeding, Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the eleventh day of Christmas Sherlock gave to John: Eleven Piper's fingers, Ten rings- a- bloody, Nine dancing kidney's, Eight murdering maids, Seven pigs eyes- bleeding, Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge. On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sherlock gave to John: Twelve hearts- a- beating, Eleven Piper's fingers, Ten rings- a- bloody, Nine dancing kidney's, Eight murdering maids, Seven pigs eyes- bleeding, Six geese's brains, Five gold teeth, Four rotting birds, Three French ears, Two little thumbs And- A dribbling head in the fridge.
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Added on March 1, 2015 Last Updated on March 1, 2015 Tags: Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Dr John H Watson, Sherlocked, Christmas, song, twelve days of christmas, benedict cumberbatch, biohazard, martin freeman Author
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