Adventure of Superbaby

Remembering my daughters discoveries.

 

1 Day Ago

What is this that I’ve found
It’s brown -It stinks, and It’s round
A little sticky to the touch
I wonder how I made so much.

I put some in my daddy’s shoe
Then gave myself a new hairdo
And as I ran down the hall I smeared some of it on the wall.

My mommy screamed - then she ran
I guess because it’s in my hand
All I want to do is share
But she said “I’d better not dare”.

Oh mommy dear it’s just for you
Why won’t you take this gift of Poo
I think it’s chocolate try it and see
If you like it - I’ve got some Pee.

Author's Note

Remembering my two daughters discoveries and the trouble they gave us.

Reviews

[ScaryTrees]

holy crap...
very funny and nicely written
thanks for the smiles

[Samantha Heaton]

Omg when I was a little girl, I smeared poop all over my crib, my mom said it was so bad she had to throw the crib out. Thanks for letting me remember a funny memory...

[Daytonight]

Rofl! Been there done that! It's amazing what kids do! Keep up the great work!