The Million Dollar OdysseyA Screenplay by Alex Hunter 24 teens compete for one million dollars on a reality show Characters (Alphabetical Order) Courtney Allen Marlena Biel Christopher Brody Alan Chandler Deaisha Clark Kendra Conway Hayley Crawford Andy Dyman Kathy Emerson Rick “Goose” Ganderman Nicole Gary Gia Giordano Jason Gordon Alexandria Hamilton Clint Hendricks Bryant Kirk Anthony Medina Glenn Merrick Todd Richman Scott Roberts Hanna Sinclair Seymour Stevens Marissa Taylor Mark Walker Hugh Wright Scene 1. Television static. Camera turns on to
reveal Andy. Andy: This season there will be someone ready. Camera changes Mark: One out of 24. Camera changes Seymour: Challenges Camera changes Courtney: Friendships Camera changes Todd: Peace Camera changes Hanna: Love Camera changes Christopher: Happiness Camera changes Marlena: Money Camera changes Goose: A helping hand Camera changes Gia: Fame Camera changes Nicole: Fashion Camera changes Marissa: Resorts Camera changes Alan: A winner Camera changes Kathy: A loser Camera changes Deaisha: And that sure ain’t gonna be me Camera changes Jason: You’re gonna need luck Camera changes Kendra: Cause this season Camera changes Hayley: I’m Camera changes Scott: Going Camera changes Clint: All Camera changes Christine: The way Camera changes Bryant: To Camera changes Glenn: The Camera changes Anthony: Top Opening titles Scene 2. View over a huge resort. Camera zooms in
to the entrance where a man walks up. Hugh: Good afternoon everyone tuning in. And
welcome to The Million Dollar Odyssey. We are here live at a shutdown vacation
resort in Auburn Hills, Michigan. I’m Hugh Wright, your host. You may have seen
me as a judge in the hit television show Food Juggling. But more on that, well,
whenever it finally gets out of syndication (groans). In this show, 24
seventeen year olds will be competing for a million dollars. Every day there
will be a challenge for 3 teams of 8 to compete in. The winning team wins
luxurious accommodations for the night, second place stays the same inside
their plain hotel rooms and the losing team must kick a person off where a taxi
will take them back home. All eliminated players will return here on the day of
the final episode to root for the final 3, who will compete in brutal
challenges (raises arms) worse than what the challenges are in normal episode
(puts arms down). (Walks over to the nearest window to the left of him) who
will love, who will hate, who will win some cash! Now (puts hand on ear) I hear
a plane coming through, which means, the 24 contestants are here, let’s go over
and greet them. (Hops in a gray Ferrari FF and drives off) Scene 3. Hugh’s car drives to the gravel area that
is about a minute away from the resort. A white and blue jet lands 18 feet away
on the grass. Hugh looks at his watch. The first person comes out of the jet.
Hugh jumps out of his car and goes over to greet them. The first person to get
off is male with black hair in a shag walks over. Hugh: This is Jason Jason: Hi man, um, where’s the resort? Hugh: We will be there soon An African-American male gets off Hugh: Here’s Bryant Bryant: Hugh, what’s up? (He smiles) Hugh: Not much Bryant walks over to Jason and a Goth girl gets
off. Hugh: (waves) Hi Courtney Courtney: Hi She smiles and walks over to the guys while a girl
with long brown hair gets off. Hugh: This is Marissa Marissa: Nice to meet you Hugh. She walks by and a male with black hair gets off. Hugh: Mark, my man Mark: Hey Hugh Mark walks by and another male with brown hair
gets off. Hugh: Andy, how’s it going? Andy: Pretty fine A girl with auburn hair gets off. Hugh: You must be Hanna right? Hanna: You got it. Hugh (annoyed): Hurry it up people! A group of kids run off the jet hurriedly Goose: Sorry man Hugh: Its fine, but why are you taking so long? Nicole: Because we like being introduced (poses) Finally a girl with straight black hair gets off. Hugh: And here’s Marlena Marlena: Yeah, I’m here Christopher (to Andy about Marlena’s accent):
Swedish? Marlena (to Christopher, annoyed): Actually Polish Hugh: Now everyone follow me, there are bicycles
over to your right, get on one and follow me to the resort where I will tell
you about the stuff that’s going to go down. Gia: Um, what about our luggage, some of us have
suitcases Hugh: Just put them in my car Gia Scene 4. The 24 kids bike fast towards where Hugh
is going. Finally, they stop at the resort. The kids throw their bikes on the
ground and walk over to the plastic chairs in front of the entrance while some
retrieve the luggage from Hugh’s car. They get it and then take their seats as
Hugh walks over in front of them. Hugh: Welcome to the resort at Auburn Hills,
Michigan. Your home for 23 days. Now take a good look around you because these
guys are gonna be your roommates Players look around at each other. Hanna looks at
Andy who smiles at her. She turns around and blushes. Hugh: Your rivals and who knows if friendship
(whispers) or hatred (normal voice) will occur. Now, whoever stays on the
longest here, will win the grand prize of (picks up a briefcase) one million
dollars! The players look at it in awe. Hugh: (puts briefcase to his side) now, its team
time. When I call your name, please step over to my right, Courtney Allen, Andy
Dyman, Todd Richman, Scott Roberts, Hanna Sinclair, Seymour Stevens, Marissa
Taylor and Mark Walker. The players who had their name called walk over to
Hugh’s right. Hugh: Now you guys are, the Badgers! Andy: Cool Mark: Sweet Todd: Rad Courtney: Interesting Marissa: Seriously? Hugh: Now, next up, Christopher Brody, Deaisha
Clark, Rick Ganderman, Nicole Gary, Gia Giordano, Alexandria Hamilton, Clint
Hendricks, and Bryant Kirk. The selected get up and walk to the left of Hugh. Goose: Can you call me, Goose? Hugh: Um, sure. But anyways, you guys are, the
Beavers! Christopher: Nice Gia: Epic! Hugh: Finally, Marlena Biel, Alan Chandler, Kendra
Conway, Hayley Crawford, Kathy Emerson, Jason Gordon, Anthony Medina, and Glenn
Merrick, you guys are, the Otters! The group stands up where they are. Marlena: Otters, seriously, how pathetic are you? Hugh: Enough to personally boot you off myself Marlena pouts and crosses her arms. Hugh: Now that your teams have been selected,
these are the people who you are going to be hanging with for 14 days. After 14
days have passed and 13 off you have been voted off, the teams will merge and
it’s everyone, for them. The players looks at each other, some seem
excited, others worried, others calm. Hugh: Sleeping arrangements are Badgers get the
right side of the resort, Beavers middle, Otters left. The guys will sleep in
one room and the girls sleep across the hall from them. Now follow me so I can
show you the eating area. Scene 5. Hugh and the players all walk into the
resort and look at it in awe. For being abandoned, it looks remarkably good.
Hugh and the groups all go to a shack in the middle of the resort. Hugh: This is where you will eat. Andy raises his hand Hugh: Andy? Andy: Yeah, please tell me that the food will be
cooked well and tastes good Hugh: Not to worry, every morning, we get food
delivered to us, freshly made food. Andy: Cool Hugh: To vent off your feelings, just leave the
resort in the back entrance and go into the back room where there you can say
your feelings, get something off your chest, etcetera. And now, follow me for
the best parts. Scene 6. Hugh brings the players over to the
Badgers side of the resort. Hugh: Follow me upstairs. Remember how I said that
the winning team gets luxury accommodations? Hugh shows them into the restricted area. The
players looked at it excitedly. Hot tub, fresh baked snacks, arcade games, and
other cool stuff await around them. Hugh: Remember, this place is off limits. If you
lose, you cannot enter, unless you want to be eliminated! Some of the players walk around Hugh: Last place before you settle in is my
personal favorite. Scene 7. Hugh and the group walk out of the luxury
room and out of the building where they walk out into the far back where seats
are sitting around in a circle. Hugh: The elimination section. When the losing
team must vote someone off, they go into the venting room; they will see a list
of names. Circle the name of the person you want off and that counts against
them. Person with the most votes against them gets eliminated and must leave
the resort and take the taxi home (winks at the camera). Remember to only vote
once, or you’ll be eliminated, automatically! Now go with your groups and
settle in. The time is 6:25. At 7:00 meet for dinner then you can room about
inside before you decide to hit the sheets, which hopefully you do at a good
time, because we are starting early tomorrow. The groups all go and leave to their parts of the
resort. Scene 8. The Badgers walk back to their side. Andy
and Mark chat, Todd tries to walk in a “cool” way, Seymour is slicking his
hair, Hanna and Courtney chat, Marissa is smiling and Scott is just walking
like the rest Scene 9. The Beavers are all chatting with each
other and staring at the Otters, who are staring back. Scene 10. Camera static Todd (in venting room): Okay, now that we are in
groups, we gotta be tight like glue, make sure that no conflict stirs up,
because we have better chances at that. Scene 11. Hugh is seen in front of the eating area Hugh: You met the groups, now whose gonna win
tomorrow, whose gonna kick someone’s sorry behind off this resort. Find out
tomorrow on, The Million Dollar Odyssey. Screen fades to black Scene 12. Goose is sleeping peacefully as the
loudspeakers blow Hugh: Good morning players now get up and get your
grub! Goose wakes up and hits his head. He starts
rubbing it Scene 13. Camera static Andy (in venting room): Really Hugh?! Scene 14. Hugh stands in the eating area as
everyone walks in. Hugh: Wow, can’t believe you all got dressed and
stuff. Marlena: 30 minutes have passed Deaisha: Was that wake up necessary Christopher and Bryant stand by her crossing their
arms Hugh: (pauses) yes! Alan: Its 6:40, what the heck Hugh (annoyed): Just eat, today we are eating
muffins and while you eat, I’ll explain todays challenge. The groups get their food and sit at the tables
with their team logos on the team. Hugh: Today, we are playing speedball Goose: Yes! Gia: What the heck is speedball? Marissa nods Hugh: Its extreme paintball! Scene 15. Camera static Gia (venting room): We better wear hats because if
my hair gets painted (shivers) you don’t get this beautiful long brown hair
anywhere Scene 16. Hugh is still explaining Hugh: The team who gets another team out first
wins, the one who gets caught and painted loses and the team that doesn’t have
anything to do with either one gets safe. Scene 17. The groups and Hugh walk outside Hugh: Here is your gear, hat, goggles, paintball
gun, red for the Badgers, orange for the Beavers, and blue for the Otters. Now
get it on and go hide, in 10 minutes I’ll tell you when to begin! The groups get their gear on and exit in different
ways Scene 18. The Badgers are walking Seymour: Over there, it’s a building Mark: You sure Seymour? Seymour: Yeah, I can make it out, let’s go The Badgers run in the old building except for
Todd who finds a shovel near him Seymour: Okay, Andy, Hanna and Scott you guys look
out down here, Mark, Courtney and I will take upstairs and (runs over to the stairs
and looks up) yep, Todd and Marissa take the 3rd story, wait where’s
Todd? Courtney: Doing something productive Mark, Hanna, Andy, Courtney, and Marissa: Break! Scene 19. The Beavers are having trouble looking
for a place Clint: Why don’t we just attack? Christopher: Because Hugh said not to Nicole (to Alexandria): You see, I got my nails
done at only the best place in town Alexandria: They look absolutely beautiful
(smiles) Nicole: Thank you (smiles back) Bryant: Would you guys listen already? Goose: Seriously Scene 20. The Otters are hiding in a tree house Marlena: Why the heck would there be a tree house
here for anyways? Alan: (shrugs) I don’t know Jason: Just cool it, we gotta stand guard (puts
his hand on Kathy’s) oh, sorry about that Kathy: (dreamingly) no Jason, its fine (blushes) Jason: (smiles) okay Kendra and Hayley: (quietly) Awwwwwww Marlena and Anthony roll their eyes as Hugh shouts
on the loudspeakers Hugh: GOOOOOO! Scene 21. Gia sends Clint, Goose, Bryant, Nicole
and Alexandria over to guard somewhere. They run over and unknowingly, Nicole
falls through a trap, courtesy of Todd. Nicole: Halp! Alexandria turns around Alexandria: Guys, Nicole found a hiding spot! The Beavers run into the spot Scene 22. The Badgers hear something Seymour: Noise, I sense it Seymour, Mark and Courtney run outside Seymour
walks over next to Todd’s trap but doesn’t sense anything In the trap, Nicole accidently steps on Clint’s
foot Clint: OWWWWW, damn it Nicole! Goose: Quiet Clint! Seymour, Mark and Courtney run over and start
shooting at the uncovered Beavers. Seymour: Come on you lackeys, we’ve caught you Seymour, Mark and Courtney pull them out of the
trap and bring them back into the building. Andy and Hanna get into a stance. Mark: Don’t worry, we caught them Scott (shouting up to Todd): Bro, your trap
worked! Todd: Told ya! Scene 23. The Beavers are wondering. They go in
the direction of the tree house, but they don’t notice it Gia: Where could they have disappeared to? Alan climbs down from the tree house and shoots at
Gia but she ducks because her hat fell and instead it hits Deaisha Deaisha: Ow, I’ve been hit! Christopher: Darn it, run Gia! Gia and Christopher run fast before Gia falls in
Todd’s trap Gia: Chris! Christopher: Gia! Christopher runs back to help her but he is shot
in the back Christopher: Ah, I’m hit (falls) Gia: Damn (she slowly climbs out) and shoots the
assailant Seymour: Help! The rest of the Badgers exit the building and
rapidly start shooting at Gia Gia: Ah, ow, ow, (gets hit on shoulder, clutches
it) ow! (Falls) Hanna runs over to Gia Hanna: What team? Gia: Both of us are Beavers Hanna (to Mark): That’s seven of the Beavers Gia: Deaisha was hit back in our area Hanna: Must have been an Otter hit Mark: Does that mean Andy: Yeah, we won (grins) Scene 24. The Badgers bring back the Beavers Marissa: Hugh, we caught most of the Beavers The Otters come in bringing Deaisha Hugh: Well, the Badgers got 7 Beavers, Beavers got
1 Badger, and Otters got 1 Beaver. Well, although the Otters didn’t get anyone
hit, the Badgers got the most caught and wins the challenge The Badgers cheer, Mark and Seymour high fived,
Hanna jumps on Andy and the rest raises the fists Hugh: Otters, second place All of the Otter nod and clap while Marlena pouts Scene 25. Camera static Marlena (in venting room): Damn it! Scene 26. Back with the groups Hugh: Beavers, I’ll meet you at 6:00 tonight for
the voting The groups all disembark, the Badgers are still
cheering Scene 27. Camera static Seymour: Nothing like strategy (grins) Scene 28. Nightfall, the Beavers are now voting.
Camera static Bryant circles Camera change Goose circles Camera change Alexandria circles Camera change Nicole circles Camera change Clint circles Camera change Christopher circles Camera change Deaisha circles Camera change Gia circles Scene 29. The Beavers sit in the circle. Hugh
walks in front of them Hugh: Hello Beavers, and welcome to your first,
and the first elimination ritual. When I call your name, you are safe.
Christopher Christopher stands up Hugh: Gia Gia smiles and stands up Hugh: Bryant Bryant stands up Hugh: Goose Goose stands up and high fives Bryant Hugh: Deaisha Deaisha stands up Hugh: Alexandria Alexandria exhales and stands up Hugh: Now, I have one more name left, Clint or
Nicole. Nicole, you stepped on Clint’s foot which caused him to yelp. And
Clint, your yelping caused your team to be caught. Now for the final name it
is… Clint and Nicole look in shock Hugh:…Nicole Nicole exhales and stands up Hugh: Sorry Clint, but the voices has spoken Clint stands up with his head down. Hugh hands him
his luggage off a cart behind him. Clint takes it then walks away and out to
the taxi that’s waiting for him Hugh: Now as for you guys go and get some rest now Scene 30. In the taxi Clint: Well, I’m 24 out of 24 (sighs) you know, if
it wasn’t for Nicole stepping on me, nothing would’ve happened. And you guys
should know that if your foot gets crushed, more or less you’re gonna have to
yelp. Aw forget it. Scene 31. Day hits as the speakers honk Hugh: Wake up contestants! Scene 32. Guy’s room, Otters Jason: Are you kidding me! Anthony (nodding): I second that notion Scene 33. Girl’s room, Beavers Alexandria: Oh come on! Nicole and Gia: Beauty sleep people! Scene 34. The lunch area. Badgers are talking,
Beavers seem tired, and Otters chat. Hugh walks in Hugh: Today, be happy I woke you up at 9:00 today
(grins). Marlena, Gia, Nicole, Alexandria and Deaisha scowl Hugh: (chuckles) today shouldn’t be long, since
the challenge is tug of war! Anthony: (sarcastically) really? There are 3 teams
and only two can play tug Hugh: Yeah, but I’m a man with ideas Anthony (to Jason): Yeah crappy ones Jason chuckles Hugh: Now follow me Scene 35. Each team is placed on a cliff and is
holding the ropes; Hugh appears on a ginormous TV. Hugh: Are you cats ready! Marlena: You’re insane, if we fall, we fall 45
feet down! Hugh: Yeah, in -25 degree water (laughs) Andy: Are you kidding me, what’s wrong with you? Hugh: Doctor said I’m fine Mark: Does he always comeback with a cheap
comeback? Courtney laughs at Mark’s statement and looks at
him dreamingly, he doesn’t take notice Hugh: Now
begin! The teams start pulling and everyone is
concentrated but then… Alexandria: Would you guys pull harder, this is an
outrage, there is no way that we are losing another challenge, do you hear me!? Goose: Quiet down Alexandria: Goose, you’re cute, but scrawny, that
isn’t helping Goose grins Alexandria: Deaisha, would you please work better Deaisha: You kidding me? Why don’t you shut the
mouth closed?! Alexandria: Really? Me? Just pull, I feel our feet
moving! Scene 36. The Badgers get annoyed Andy (to Alexandria): Pipe down! Scene 37. The Otters get irritated Anthony (to Alexandria): Yeah angel eyes, people
are trying to concentrate! Scene 38. Alexandria pulls hard and while Andy is
able to keep his ground, Anthony is the only one from his team to fly off the
cliff; everyone stops for a moment to look Anthony yells then a splash is heard Anthony (off screen): So…cold!! The teams resume Alexandria: Try people, we don’t try to lose Christopher: Lexi please get a grip on yourself! Scene 39. Otters are feeling weary Alan: Damn, we need to pull, or else Scene 40. Badgers get a plan Seymour: Okay, pull the Beavers first Badgers: 3-2-1 Badgers yank extremely hard on the right rope Scene 41. The Beavers get yanked and fly over Beavers: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Scene 42. Anthony is slowly trying to get out of
the water but the Beavers land on him Scene 43. Otters are worried Jason: Let’s yank them no- Jason gets cut short when the group is yanked and
is sent plummeting down Scene 44. Otters land in the pool, Alan is heard
yelping Scene 45. Hugh appears on TV Hugh: Badgers win! Scene 46. Hugh then appears next to the pool while
people are getting out Hugh: Beavers get last place again, Otters, you’re
safe Otters cheer while Alexandria is appalled Alexandria: I knew it, we were gonna get taken
down first! Deaisha: Yeah, you and your big stupid mouth made
the Badgers pull us over first because they didn’t want to hear your voice Alexandria (ignores Deaisha and talks to Hugh):
Um, we pulled an Otter down Anthony lifts himself out of the pool after she
says that Hugh: Yeah, but, Badgers pulled your whole team
down, I’ll see you at the elimination ritual Alexandria: D****t! Scene 47. Nightfall, the Beavers are now voting.
Camera static Goose circles Camera change Gia circles Camera change Alexandria circles Camera change Nicole circles Camera change Christopher circles Camera change Deaisha circles Camera change Bryant circles Scene 48. The Beavers sit in the circle. Hugh
walks in front of them Hugh: Well, Beavers another lose, although it’s
pretty obvious who caused it Alexandria rolls her eyes Hugh: Well, when the name is called, safety. Goose Goose stands up Hugh: Bryant Bryant stands up Hugh: Christopher Christopher stands up Hugh: Gia Gia stands up Hugh: Deaisha Deaisha sighs and stands up Hugh: Well, Nicole and Alexandria, the best
friends Alexandria and Nicole seem freaked Hugh: Well Nicole, I honestly don’t know why
you’re here but with 3 votes against her, Alexandria, goodbye Alexandria looks up and sighs, she takes her
luggage, hugs Nicole and leaves Hugh: Beavers, disperse Scene 49. In taxi Alexandria: 23rd place (groans) well,
now I learnt that talking gets you booted. I know Deaisha voted for me but I
don’t know who else. (Shrugs) who cares, I’ll be back and I will do better, you
just wait Scene 50. The next morning, the Badgers are
sleeping in luxury accommodations again. Everyone is sleeping in a bed except
Hanna is cuddling Andy on his. Hanna (waking up): Oh, what time is (sees Andy) oh
my gosh! I’m so sorry (lifts herself off him) Andy (wakes up smiling): Chill Hanna, no need to
apologize Hanna blushes Scene 51. Camera static Hanna: Andy is really cool, friendly, and
honestly, very cute (sighs dreamingly) Camera change Andy: Hanna’s cool like that. She wakes up next to
me and instead of calling me a pig and slapping me, takes it easy and
apologizes, I like that in a girl (smiles) Scene 52. The groups are walking to breakfast.
Anthony accidently steps on Glenn’s shoes Glenn (angry): Watch where you step idiot Anthony: (rolls his eyes) Jason: Chill out Glenn, they’re old sneakers Glenn scowls The groups take their seats and Hugh jumps in from
the roof Kathy: What the hell? Bryant: How did he do that? Hugh: Magic, and a little money Todd shakes his head Hugh: Well groups, todays challenge is gonna be a
tough one, its 3…Team…Hockey! Upon hearing those words Andy jumps on his seat
and starts dancing Andy (dancing): Yes! Finally I can show some
skills in this game! The group’s chuckle and grin and Andy, who notices
them and sits back down embarrassed Christopher: No need to be embarrassed bro Seymour: Yeah man (pats Andy’s back) it was funny Hugh: Anyways, after breakfast, meet me in the
back Scene 53. The groups assemble in the back and walk
4 minutes through the shrubs where they find a miniature stadium where they go
inside and find a big hockey rink Hugh: Now put on this gear, helmets, skates,
guards, mouthpieces, and sticks, Badgers red, Beavers orange, and Otters blue.
Remember that if you guys hit the opposing players down, you win! The groups get ready and head out on the rink,
while some like Andy, Marlena, Marissa and Todd are glorious on the skates;
others like Bryant, Deaisha, Nicole and Alan are not. Hugh runs out to the rink
in the middle. Hugh: Now quickly choose who you want in what
positions Andy (quickly): Me, Mark, Seymour, Courtney, Hanna
offense, Marissa, Todd defense, Scott goalie Seymour: Well, since you are the hockey player
here, I guess you would know what positions we are best at Andy: (smiles) thanks brah Marlena turns to her team and gets them settled up Marlena: Me, Jason, Kendra, Kathy, Anthony
offense, Hayley and Alan get defense and Glenn you’re goalie Glenn: Cool, I guess Alan (to Hayley): Guess you and I are teaming up
(smiles) Hayley: (blushes) yeah Gia and Christopher work together to pick for
their team Gia: I think me; Chris, Bryant and Deaisha will be
offense, and Goose and Nicole work together as defense and goalie Goose: We’re gonna get bulldozed (sighs) Nicole: It’s okay Duck (grins slyly), we’re in it
together (punches him on the shoulder) Goose (looks at her legs shaking): It’s cute to
see your legs tremble (smiles) Nicole: Um, thanks Hugh: Are the teams ready? Marlena: Yes Gia: Yep Andy: Hell yeah Hugh (throws puck up): Begin! (Runs away from the
teams) Andy gets the puck and ducks through people, he
then goes into hockey mode and hits it to Courtney, she hits it back to him and
he hits Goose in the stomach with the stick and then sweeps Nicole off her feet
and scores for the Badgers Hugh: (goes back to the middle): Okay, Badgers one Scene 54. Camera static Goose: I like Andy and all, but he’s gonna kill us Scene 55. Teams Andy: Quick break? Hugh: 2 minutes Andy: Thanks Badgers assemble Andy: Listen, you wanna win quickly so we don’t
have to waste time Hanna: Yeah, these skates are tricky Andy: Then you guys handle the puck, leave the
people to me Seymour: Okay man Mark (puts his hand on Andy’s shoulder): We trust
you Andy: Good Hugh: Let’s begin! Teams assemble, puck gets thrown in the air,
Anthony scoops it for the Otters and while the other teams are trying to get
it, Andy whacks Anthony in the back with his stick Anthony: (falls) ow! Andy then goes towards the Beavers as Mark gets
the puck. Andy spins his stick over his head then whacks Bryant in the stomach
with it. He then runs up to Nicole and slams her against the wall Scene 55. Camera static Nicole: Damn, does he take this game seriously Scene 56. Hockey Andy takes his stick and whacks Goose out, then
spins his stick at Marlena until her stick falls out of her hands. Andy then
knocks her upside the head. Andy goes back with both his and Marlena’s stick
and double hits Gia out, before knocking Christopher over with a powerful blow.
Noticing Deaisha getting the puck, he throws down his sticks and skates over to
her, pouncing on her, knocking her unconscious
Hugh: Stop stop stop! Because, the Beavers are all
out, the Badgers win! Christopher: What the hell, Andy beat us all with
sticks! Hugh: Did you listen to me at breakfast, I said,
winners are the ones who knock out most of their opponents Goose: So, we shouldn’t be mad at Andy Hugh: You shouldn’t because he was just playing
the game Andy: (grins nervously) Anthony: Hey, I think he did a good job The players all agree and cheer for Andy Andy: Thanks guys, I guess listening does help Hugh: Beavers, you lose again, ritual tonight The Beavers sigh and look ashamed Scene 57. The Beavers start voting Camera static Goose circles Camera change Gia circles Camera change Christopher circles Camera change Nicole circles Camera change Bryant circles Camera change Deaisha circles Scene 58. The Beavers are sitting around. Goose
has wrapping around his head and his arm in a sling, Nicole has in ice pack on
her leg and stomach, Bryant has an ice pack on his stomach, Gia has an ice pack
on her head, Chris has his back on an ice pack, and Deaisha has both her arms
in slings, wrapping around her head and is feeling woozy Hugh: For the 3rd time in a row, it’s
the Beavers at the ritual, heck I woulda expected the Otters instead, but
that’s not the point. When the name is called, you’re safe. Gia Gia stands up Hugh: Bryant Bryant stands up Hugh: Christopher Christopher stands up Hugh: Nicole, yeah I can’t believe you’re not in
the bottom two Nicole jumps up happily Hugh: Goose, Deaisha, there is one more name on
this list, but with 4 votes against them, Goose, you’re safe Goose stands up and exhales Hugh: Sorry Deaisha, the contestants have chosen Deaisha gets up somewhat sad. She tries to hug Gia
but can’t since her arms are in slings Deaisha: Sorry Gia, but you know I give you much
love Gia: Thanks Deaisha, take care Deaisha: You too, along with everyone else, but
can someone help me with my luggage Christopher: Yep Christopher gets up and grabs her luggage and
walks her to the taxi, they say goodbye and depart, Christopher walks back to
the group Hugh: Hopefully you’re not here again tomorrow,
now disperse! Scene 59. In taxi Deaisha: 22nd place is pretty bad, wish
I coulda made it farther (shrugs) I’ll do better next time, err, hopefully Scene 60. An overview of the contestants sleeping,
all of them peacefully Hugh (loudspeakers): Wake up for breakfast!!! Scene 61. Camera static Marlena: I’m starting to hate that man Camera change Gia: Why does he enjoy this? (shrugs) Scene 62. The groups arrive for breakfast and are
chatting with each other. Hugh skates in on a skateboard Hugh: Todays challenge is arcade games! Goose, Anthony, Scott and Alan: Yes!!!! Marlena: I don’t know who you think you are but I’m
not playing some children’s game Alan: What are you talking about? Anthony: Yeah, you need skills to play Glenn: Skills? Yeah right Scott: He’s right, unless you’re a prodigy, you
need skills Goose: Hell yeah (high fives Scott) Hugh (annoyed): Listen, I paid good money to rent
a bus and bring us to an arcade where I rented out for the day, cost $5,000;
now finish your breakfast so we can board the bus Marissa: This will be fun, right Todd? Todd: Yeah, I am a big lover of video games
(smiles) Scene 63. The teams board the bus. 3 seats in a
row. Everyone takes a seat as Hugh explains the rules Hugh: The rules are simple, whichever team scores
the most points in 3 hours wins the competition, second place safe, last place
elimination. That’s all The kids go back to talking. Everyone is
surprisingly having a good time together. 30 minutes go by and that get to the
arcade Hugh: Hang on; I’ve got to go sign in Hugh runs off the bus and comes back a minute
later Hugh: Let’s go, challenge begins now!!! The groups runs off the bus and begins Scene 64. Badgers. Scott and Todd are working
together on shooting games, Andy and Courtney are both racing, Hanna and Mark
are playing slots, and Marissa and Seymour are shooting hoops Scene 65. Beavers. Goose is dominating Pac Man.
Christopher and Gia are playing Donkey Kong, Bryant is shooting hoops and
Nicole is spinning a wheel that whatever number is lands at, that’s how many
points you score Scene 66. Otters. Anthony and Alan are dominating
space invaders, Hayley and Kendra are playing Battlezone, Jason and Kathy are
flirting while playing Galaxian and Glenn is lounging around doing nothing. Scene 67. An hour passes, currently its
Badgers-378, Beavers-497, Otters-432 Hugh: Beavers are in the lead, in the next hour
you can take a quick break for food and such Scene 68. Goose and Alan go head to head in
Defender, Anthony faces off with Todd in Street Fighter II, Marlena and Gia
play Ice Climbers, Andy takes on Christopher in table hockey, Nicole plays
Pong, Seymour and Scott are throwing footballs and the rest are still playing
various games Scene 69. Another hour passes, now it’s
Badgers-877, Beavers 892, Otters-866 Hugh: Anyone hungry? Everyone: No!! Hugh: Guess they wanna win (chuckles) Scene 70. The teams are going crazy with the
games. Seeing that the Badgers are now only two points behind the Beavers,
Scott plays a quick game of hoops and is desperately trying to score his team
some points, Goose is dominating Galaxian, Alan and Anthony are dominating
Defender now. Hugh: Time! The kids stop as the final basketball goes in for
Scott Seymour: What are the results? Hugh points to a screen, Badgers-917, Beavers-915,
Otters-905 Hugh: Badgers win! The Badgers cheer again Todd: Thank you Scott-o Courtney: Yeah, you did great out there Scott Scott: Thank you guys (smiles) Hugh: Beavers, second place, kudos guys The Beavers are very happy with the placing Hugh: Otters, first time for you guys to the
ritual, tough luck guys The Otters sigh in disappointment Scene 71. Camera static Anthony: Glenn, that lousy slacker thinks he can
get away with doing nothing to help his team; well he’s got another thing
coming! Scene 72. The teams have something to eat, the
Badgers in joy, the Beavers also in joy that they didn’t lose, Gia and Goose
clack glasses, Otters are in down because they lost. The teams then hang out
some more at the arcade before they head back out. Scene 73. The Otters start voting Camera static Marlena circles Camera change Alan circles Camera change Kathy circles Camera change Jason circles Camera change Anthony circles. He mutters something about
lousiness Camera change Hayley circles Camera change Glenn circles Camera change Kendra circles Scene 74. The Otters are sitting in the circle, Hugh
walks over to them Hugh: First time that you guys have been here.
Well, when I call your name, you’re safe. Anthony Anthony smiles and stands up Hugh: Marlena Marlena stands up Hugh: Alan Alan cheers and high fives Anthony Hugh: Jason Jason smiles and stands up Hugh: Hayley Hayley stands up Hugh: Kendra Kendra exhales and stands up Hugh: One more name on the list Glenn is starting to get scared, Kathy is
trembling Hugh: With 7 votes against them, sorry Glenn,
you’re out Glenn moans and grabs his luggage; he then leaves
without saying anything Hugh: Disperse! Scene 75. In taxi Glenn: 21st Place, first person booted
from my team, damn this sucks. Well, I’ll just try harder next time, and maybe
be nicer, maybe Scene 76. The next morning, Hugh decides to be
more sadistic Loudspeakers: (mega-horn blast) Scene 77. Goose falls out of bed Christopher: Air raid! Scene 77. Gia feels the room shaking Gia: Evacuate! Hugh (loudspeakers): Morning everyone, breakfast! Scene 78. Camera static Courtney: (breaths angrily) Camera change Marlena (Polish): Ty skurwysyn Scene 79.
The groups assemble for breakfast, Hugh walks in Hugh: You
guys like skydiving? Andy,
Christopher, Seymour, Mark, Alan, Jason, Marissa, Courtney, Nicole and Hayley
all start laughing, the others chuckle a little Hugh:
What’s so funny? Seymour:
Yeah, you think we’re gonna go skydiving today? Hugh: Yes,
not only that, but you’ll be fighting opponents as well (grins) Marlena
shakes her head Scene 80.
The groups assemble around the plane that brought them to the resort. Hugh: Okay,
remember, Badger vs. Beaver vs. Otter. Okay, Andy, Anthony and Bryant, Mark,
Christopher, and Jason, Seymour, Alan and Goose, Courtney, Nicole and Kathy,
Marissa, Gia and Marlena. The rest watch from down here Hanna: Wait,
what do you mean by vs.? Hugh:
Skydive fighting! Now get in the plane if I called your name, put on the
jumping gear and we’ll take off, (points to the kids who did not have their
name called) you guys just wait here Scene 80.
Hugh and the groups go on the plane and get ready. Hugh puts it in gear and
they take off. Hugh
(speakers): I want Mark, Chris and Jason to go first! The guys
walk over to the door Mark: Good
luck you guys, I hope (accidently pushes door open causing him to fly out of
the plane, followed by Chris jumping out and then Jason). Hugh: Andy,
Anthony, Bryant The guys
jump out Hugh:
Seymour, Alan, Goose They jump
out Scene 81.
Jason and Chris are twirling when Mark lands on them; Andy is throwing Anthony
around and is fighting off Bryant, Seymour cuts Alan’s parachute and Goose
jumps on his back. Chris lands in the trees but his parachute activates,
Jason’s parachute is malfunctioned so he loses, Mark comes down unscathed. Andy
lands next, making two points for the Badgers. Anthony crash lands and Bryant
lands next. Goose lands first for his group so Beavers go on board with a
point. Scene 82.
Plane Hugh:
Courtney, Nicole, Kathy The girls
jump out of the plane. Nicole grabs a weight in the plane Hugh: Gia,
Marlena, Marissa They jump
out of the plane Scene 83.
Marlena easily cuts Marissa’s parachute and then gets into a fight with Gia.
Nicole cuts her own parachute and goes down quicker with the extra weight,
scoring another point for the Beavers. Gia land then lands on both Marlena and
Marissa scoring the Beavers one more point. Hugh flies down as everyone runs
for cover. Hugh:
Onlookers, results! Scott:
Beavers win with 3 points, Badgers second with 2 points, Otter third with no
points Hugh: Tough
look Otters, Beavers, congrats on your first win! Christopher,
Gia, Goose, Bryant and Nicole all cheer Hugh:
Badgers, first time you don’t stay in winner’s luxury Seymour
snaps his fingers. Andy groans Scene 84.
Camera static Andy: Well
we came in second this time. That shouldn’t keep us down, we’re still a very
strong team, and still have all of our members, so it’s cool (thumbs up) Scene 85.
Groups Hugh: I’ll
see the Otters tonight! Scene 86.
Otters vote Camera
static Alan
circles Camera
changes Anthony
circles Camera
changes Marlena
circles Camera
changes Hayley
circles Camera
changes Kendra
circles Camera
changes Jason
circles Camera
changes Kathy circles Scene 87. Otters sit around in the circle, Hugh
walks over Hugh: That was pretty bad you guys, you blew it
big time! Anyway you know the procedure. Hayley Hayley stands up Hugh: Kendra Kendra stands up Hugh: Alan Alan exhales and stands up Hugh: Kathy Kathy looks pleased and stands up Hugh: Jason Jason’s heart finally went to a steady beat as he
stood up Hugh: Marlena, Anthony. I have one more name on my
list. But with 4 votes against them. Sorry Anthony, the hands have circled Anthony looks down, but then smiles Anthony: You know, I had fun, even if I didn’t
last too long He gets his luggage, high fives Alan and waves
goodbye to his former teammates Hugh: You may disperse! Scene 88. In taxi Anthony: Too bad I’m in 20th place, I’m
gonna do better next time, and make sure I don’t end up foolish again (shrugs
and lies back) Scene 89. Ice skating arena. Mark and Courtney are
the only ones there Courtney: Are you sure we can be here after hours? Mark: Of course! Hugh never said anything about
not being here late (smiles) Courtney: So, can you teach me how to skate then? Mark: Yeah, I wouldn't be here if I didn't wanna
help you, but I do. However, I have one question Courtney: Yeah? Mark: Why didn't you ask Andy, he's really good? Courtney: Well, Andy would probably wanna do
hockey instead, besides, he likes Hanna Mark: What do you mean? Courtney: Um, nothing (smiles) Mark: (chuckles) you’re sweet, you know that? Courtney: (smiles) Thanks Mark, you're pretty cool Mark: (smiles) now, let's get the skates on Mark and Courtney put on their skates and go on
the rink, Mark easily gets on but Courtney falls over on Mark Courtney: Oh, sorry Mark Mark: Its cool (smiles) Courtney tries really hard not to blush Scene 90. Camera static Courtney: Man, Mark is so dreamy (sighs happily)
but what luck do I have with him, though, maybe I do (smiles) Scene 91. The next morning, Hugh does his usual as
the Beavers sleep in the luxury room Hugh (loudspeakers): Wake up! Gia: I'm going to get use to this, right? Nicole: What do you mean? Gia shakes her head and gets out of bed Scene 92. The players arrive for breakfast, Hugh
casually walks in Hugh: Morning, everyone. Today, you guys will have
some free time before today's challenge Alan and Jason high five as everyone else cheers Hugh: Thank me later (takes a sip of his coffee)
today's challenge is miniature golf! The players are either happy or dumbfounded Hugh: Cool huh, well I'll see you later Scene 93. The contestants have finished breakfast
and are hanging out. Marlena is however walking around plotting Scene 94. Camera static Marlena: If that two bit hockey star thinks he's
gonna get away with pummeling me during hockey, he wishes. Also, I'm getting
annoyed with all the lovey doveyness of my team. Now, I should take action by
taking control of the team. I mean look at us, two straight losses. Things are
gonna change though Scene 95. Andy and Hanna are sitting on a bench
chatting. Marlena loses her temper and throws a rock at his head Andy: (gets hit) Ow! What gives? Andy turns around and sees Marlena walking around Andy (to Hanna): For some reason, I don't trust
her Hanna: I get that feeling around her too Scene 96. Miniature golf. The teams are at the
hockey arena which Hugh laid AstroTurf over the ice and also added some hills
to make it look bigger Hugh: Are you guys ready for some pain! Courtney raises her eyebrow when Marlena bumps
into her Marlena: How does mini golf compare to pain? Before Hugh answers, Courtney retaliates Courtney: Um, who do you think you are, ramming
into people without apologizing? Marlena: Oh, sorry, um, what do they call you
people? Monstrosities? Courtney is about to blow her fuse but Marissa
stops her Marissa: Don't waste your time arguing with her Courtney: Okay, you're right (breathes heavily) Hugh: Anyways, Badgers get red golf balls, Beavers
orange, Otters blue. First time to score 20 wins, now go! Badgers start their past with Scott teeing off
first, Beavers start with Gia and Otters start with Jason. Scott does well,
hitting the ball under the gorilla. Gia is able to score a hole in one under
the gorilla but Jason hits the ball too hard and it ends up bouncing off the
gorilla and hitting him straight in the face Jason: Ow! Kathy: (runs over to Jason) how’s your eye? Jason: I'm lucky; it hit me just above the eye Kathy kisses Jason just above the eyebrow Jason: (smiles) Scene 97. Camera static Jason: Kathy's real, cool and very sweet, I mean,
we've only known each other for 5 days, but I am really getting to know her
well (smiles) Kathy: Oh my gosh, I know for fact now that I'm
attracted to Jason, I hope he likes me back, oh, but he's so damn cute (smiles
and blushes) Scene 98. The teams are still putting with Mark
going for the Badgers, Christopher for the Beavers and Marlena for the Otters.
Ultimately, the Badgers are leading with 8 points; Beavers are close behind
with 7 and the Otters with only 4 Marlena: Come on guys, we are on a losing streak,
we have to end this! (To Jason) and you better get your act together, you've
already hit 11 balls out of the course! Jason: Well sorry, but golf isn't my game though Marlena: Well, make it your game! Scene 99. Camera static Jason: Damn is she bossy! Scene 100. The teams are still putting with the
Badgers at 18, Beavers with 15 and the Otters with a lousy 7. Marissa hits the
ball under the clown and scores another point for the Badgers, Goose scores
another point for the Beavers with a trick shot and Jason hits the ball into
the clown’s mouth. When he tries to get it, the clown spits the ball out and
hits him in the face Jason: Ow! Hugh (on TV screen): Ouch, that has to be painful Eventually, Todd scores the final point for the
Badgers, giving them another win Hugh: The Badgers win! Beavers, 2nd place, Otters,
another loss, that’s too bad, see you at the ritual tonight Scene 101. Camera static Marlena: That tears it; Jason ruined the game for
us, time for his boat to come up. I'll just convince Kendra and Hayley to vote
for Jason Scene 102. Otters vote Kathy circles Camera change Kendra circles Camera change Hayley circles Camera change Marlena circles Camera change Jason circles Camera change Alan circles Scene 103. The Otters sit in the circle as Hugh
walks over Hugh: 3rd loss in a row for you guys, well, you
know the routine. Kathy Kathy stands up Hugh: Alan Alan stands up Hugh: Kendra Kendra stands up Hugh: Hayley Hayley stands up Hugh: Jason and Marlena. This one was a close vote
but with 3 votes against them... Jason looks down, Marlena looks confident Hugh: I'm sorry Jason, the hands have circled Jason sighs, he takes his luggage, waves goodbye
to Kendra and Hayley, high fives Alan and talks to Kathy Jason: Make it far Kathy; you can do it, you know
why, because you're a strong player Jason kisses her on the cheek and leaves to the
taxi. Kathy looks down, in sorrow Scene 104. Camera static Kathy: Marlena, this is your doing, you're going
down next! Scene 105. Otters Hugh: Disperse! Scene 106. In taxi Jason: 19th out of 24. That witch from the sea
Marlena is finally showing her true colors, I knew she wasn't a person to
trust, I should've warned Kathy and the rest but, she's gonna pay Scene 107. Camera static Marlena: Now is time for me to show no mercy. If
things don't go my way, then everyone else is going to feel my wrath! Scene 108. Hugh is about to shout on the
loudspeakers when everyone walks into the eating room Hugh (annoyed): What the heck you guys, I need to
wake you up! Marissa: Too bad Hugh Gia: We know you better than that (smiles) Hugh: Fine, be mean, it doesn't matter to me, now
the challenge today is gonna be harder because of this Mark: Give us all you got Hugh Seymour: Yeah, bring it on brah Hugh: Today's challenge is a human pyramid, with
the people who weigh more, on the top, and you must stay that way for 6 hours,
unless you wanna face elimination The groups are stunned and don't say anything Hugh: See, how do you like that! Now, finish
breakfast so we can start the challenge! Scene 109. Camera static Mark: Six hours, on top of each other. And I
thought football practice was painful at times (sighs) Scene 110. The teams are back at the ice skating
arena. The Badgers are positioned with Marissa, Hanna, Courtney and Todd on the
bottom, Seymour, Andy and Scott in the middle and Mark on the top. The Beavers
have Goose, Nicole and Gia on the bottom, Bryant and Christopher are on the
top. The Otters have Marlena and Hayley on the bottom, Alan in the middle and
Kendra on top. All teams are struggling and shaking. 3 hours pass by Alan (tired): How…much...longer Hugh: 3 more hours (laughs) Seymour looks over at Gia and winks at her. Gia is
surprised as they are on different teams and had little interaction overall but
still smiles as she secretly thinks Seymour is cute. Scene 111. Camera static Gia: Oh my gosh, Seymour is soooooo cute (smiles)
but I still gotta stay focused Scene 112.
Marlena gets angry that everyone is going so well so she shoves sand in
Goose, Nicole and Gia’s faces Goose: Hey, what gives?! Nicole: You ruined my makeup! Gia: What’s wrong with you, you bitc- Marlena: Just playing the game, Yorkie (laughs) Gia (furious): Yorkie? That better refer to my
accent and not the dog you witch Marlena: Whatever (rolls her eyes) After Marlena says that, Hayley needed to cover
her nose when she sneezes, but doing so, she lifts up her arm and causes the
Otters pyramid to go down. Shortly after, Hanna’s arms give Hugh: And the Beavers are the winners! Badgers,
honorable second place. Otters, four straight loses, painful Marlena looks at Hayley with such scorn that
Hayley sees fire burning in her eyes Hayley: Marlena, I didn’t mean to- Marlena (furious): Not another word Crawford Marlena walks away as Hayley looks down saddened
as Kendra helps her up Scene 113. Camera static Marlena: She’s lucky I didn’t lose my temper Camera change Hayley (sullen): I didn’t mean to do that (long
sigh) Scene 114. Otters vote Marlena circles Camera change Alan circles Camera change Kendra circles Camera change Hayley circles Scene 115. Otters sit in the circle. Hugh walks up Hugh: Four members were gone, now it’s down to
three. When I call your name, you’re safe. Alan Alan smiles and stands up Hugh: Kendra Kendra stands up Hugh: Marlena, Hayley. I have one more name on
this list. But with the majority, Marlena (sighs) you’re safe Marlena smugly grins and stands up Hugh: Sorry Hayley Hayley shrugs and gets her luggage. She hugs
Kendra and waves good bye to Alan. She then gets into the taxi Hugh: Disperse! Scene 116. Camera static Hugh: Yeah. I sighed at saying Marlena’s name. Um,
hello, Hayley was real friendly, but friendliness doesn’t cut it here, evil
does and that’s what Marlena is (grins) Scene 117. In taxi Hayley: 18th place (sighs) Marlena didn’t
have to take it jettison. I tried my best, but what, she would rather have me
sneeze and out of control instead. I can’t believe I actually liked her at
first (shakes her head) Scene 118. Girls side, Beavers. Gia and Nicole are
getting ready for bed Nicole: I think Seymour likes you Gia: Really? You think so? Nicole: Of course, but to really get him, take it
fast with him Gia: Fast? Why? Nicole: Um, Seymour is probably one of the cutest
guys here other than Mark or Jason Gia: So, if I get with him fast, I’ll have a good
chance with him? Nicole Of course Gia, trust me Gia: What, you take it fast with guys? Nicole: No, definitely not me, my older sister Gia: Okay, I guess I trust you. But my mom always
said that I should be respectful Nicole (getting into bed): My mom told me that,
but not my sister though Gia: I don’t know if that’s good or bad (gets into
bed) Fades into black Scene 119. Morning, Hugh’s usual Hugh: Attention, everyone. The cameras have broken
so a challenge will happen tomorrow. You can do what you want today Scene 120. Girls, Beavers Nicole: Now’s your chance Gigi Gia: Yeah, I guess I’m ready (c***s eyebrow) Scene 121. Guys, Badgers Mark: Why don’t we start out playing a game? Andy: How come? Seymour: Look outside (opens blinds to show very
stormy weather) Knock on the door Seymour: Who is it? Christopher: It’s Chris, Goose and Alan Seymour lets them in Mark: Hey guys, what’s up? Goose: The powers out in both of our rooms Scott: That bad huh Alan: You bet man Todd: Well, invite the girls over, maybe we can
chat. I wanna get to know everyone here Andy: Sounds good Mark: Yeah, nice thinking man Todd leaves to get the girls Scott: Where’s Bryant? Goose: Dude’s out cold Mark: Like dead (chuckles) Goose: (smirks) nope, just sleeping Todd comes back in with Marissa, Courtney and
Hanna Todd: I woulda got everyone but its storming like
crazy out there Mark: Not to worry Andy: Yeah, I could use a day without Marlena Courtney: I agree, she’s such a total b***h to
everyone Mark: Is it a Pole thing? Courtney: Wouldn’t know, my ancestors are from
Austria Mark smiles causing Courtney to turn away and
blush Marissa: Well, what’s gonna go down? Todd: Family life? Courtney: I don’t think about it too much but, my
mom’s a painter and my dad is a writer Andy: Cool, my dad was a minor league baseball
player and my mom is a stay at home Mark: What team? Andy: Pittsburgh Sailors Seymour: I hear they’re alright Andy: Yeah Scott: My parents are photographers. I wanna be
one to someday Marissa: That’s cool Scott Christopher: I agree Goose: Marissa, what about you Marissa: Oh, I’d much rather not Courtney: How come? Hanna: Yeah, it can’t be that bad Marissa: Oh believe me, it is Mark: Tell it Mariss, the cameras are broken, so
only we would know Marissa: Okay, my dad is somewhere on the run and
my mom’s a- Marissa becomes silent Todd: What, Marissa? Marissa….pornstar The guys look at her in surprise but they don’t
let their hormones get in the way. A knock comes on the door Andy: Who is it? Gia: Its Gia, can I see Seymour? Andy: Yeah (to Seymour?) go ahead man Seymour smirks and walks over to the door. He
opens it Seymour: Yeah Gia? Gia: Can I talk to you over in the Ice hockey
rink? Seymour: Um, sure, that’s cool Gia: Okay, go there, I’ll be there soon Seymour: Cool Gia leaves and Seymour turns back Seymour: Okay, I’m going to the ice rink, to teach
Gia some ice moves Seymour runs out. Silence Todd…they’re so gonna bang Marissa slaps Todd’s arm Todd: Wha? Marissa: They both have more class than that Scene 122. Seymour is at the ice rink relaxing on
the AstroTurf. Gia comes in wearing a black and red robe Seymour: Hey Gia, so what’s it you wanna talk
about? Gia: I don’t wanna talk Seymour Gia walks over to Seymour and starts kissing him Gia: I’ve always thought you were cute Seymour Seymour: You’re not seducing me, right? Gia: Of course not Gia takes off the robe to reveal a very tight
fighting leotard Seymour (eyes big): Holy sh- Scene 123. The others are still chatting Andy: -and that’s why I get all competitive over
hockey and stuff Mark: Your grandma seems real cool man Andy: Yeah, I’m real close with her, she gets me,
and that’s rare for most old people Scott: Amen to that Christopher: Agreed Todd: I’m still anxious to know what Seymour’s
doing with Gia Hanna: Oh please, would you knock it off Courtney: Yeah, you’re acting like a horny horse Todd: Sorry guys, but with this cameras off, you
never know what could happen Courtney: (hesitates) I really hope they don’t do
something like that Marissa: Why would they do that? Goose: Because, when a cute girl asks to go to a
secure place, you know she wants a little love Scott: Goose has a point there Christopher: Alright, alright, enough. This is
ridiculous guys. Gia wouldn’t risk getting booted Courtney: Neither would Sy Christopher: Exactly, they wouldn’t do it here Scene 124. Seymour and Gia and are under Gia’s
robe and kissing Gia: You’re real good at this (bites his lip) Seymour: I like your animalistic traits (kisses
her neck) Gia: (moans) what if we (moans) get caught though Seymour: Hugh’s probably at some bar now (kisses
her chin) no way anyone knows Gia: Yeah (breaths heavily), your right (kisses
his chest) Scene 125. The others are playing strip poker with
a set Christopher had brought with him. Courtney wins a 3rd game in
a row leaving Goose taking off his shirt, Andy taking off his boots, Mark
removing a sock, Todd removing his last sock, Hanna removing her shirt and
Scott down to his boxers. Courtney only lost her both her boots Goose: Damn and I thought I was good A knock at the door Scott: Who is it? Marlena (faking a voice to sound like Kendra):
Kendra Andy: Come on in Marlena walks in to which Courtney, Hanna,
Christopher, Goose, Andy and Marissa glare at her Courtney: What the hell do you want? Marlena: To see what you guys are doing. And
instead of strategizing, you guys play cards in your underwear, what’s next, an
orgy? Marissa: I didn’t know Polish b*****s like you
knew what that meant Marlena: And I didn’t know that s****y Hispanic
girls live with such a large family, jump the border, work as plumbers, kill if
someone insults them, drive red pickup trucks, are very mouthy and are all
named Pedro or Maria except for your bitchy exception Marissa is extremely angry and is slams her fist
on the poker table Marissa: You wanna know what Poles are?! Marlena gets on Marissa’s face Marlena: What b***h?! Marissa: You guys know no foreign languages, never
smile, just complain Courtney: That’s true in her part Marissa: Are intolerant, full of anti-Semitism,
abuse alcohol, and organized crime is a part of everyday life along with car
theft. So don’t go to her homeland unless you wanna get robbed or killed Marlena (leaving): (whispers to herself) you’re
gonna pay tramp Marlena leaves to which everyone is shocked Marissa: God, I f*****g hate that intolerable
spoiled b***h Todd: Calm down Marissa, just relax Todd puts his hands on her shoulders Todd: You feel tense Marissa: How do you know? Todd: Older sister is a massage therapist, she
taught me many things Scene 125. Gia and Seymour are finishing Gia: Come Seymour; reach the finish line (runs he
fingers down his back Seymour: Ah f**k (groans) Gia: (moans) Seymour rolls off of her. Gia wraps her arms
around Seymour Seymour: I can’t believe we just did that Gia: You didn’t like it? Seymour: Oh no, it was great (smiles) just, this
is our first interaction since we were on the plane Gia: You winked at me yesterday Seymour: True, I’m attracted to you. I honestly
thought you would be the one who wanted to take it slow Gia: Well, I would’ve but almost all the girls
think you’re attractive so I wanted you. Oh, but I feel like an idiot just
screwing you now. The others might find me as a w***e, or a s**t. I don’t wanna
be known like that, I wanna be seen as good Seymour: Then why’d ya do it? Gia: Nicole said that it worked for her sister,
but I just feel bad Seymour: You shouldn’t. I had fun here with you.
And since we feel the same way about each other, why don’t we become boyfriend
and girlfriend Gia: (smiles) I’d love that Seymour and Gia kisses passionately Seymour: (grins) so who does the leotard belong to Gia: Don’t worry Sey; it’s mine (kisses his neck) Gia gets up and puts her clothes back on Scene 126. The rest are still talking. Everyone is
getting bored. Hugh announces on the loudspeaker Hugh: Guys, the cameras are almost ready and
you’re in luck. Just in time for another challenge Seymour walks into the room Todd (sly): Hey Seymour, what were you doing? Seymour: Hanging with Gia, we’re dating now
(smiles) Andy: Good job man! Mark: Sy, can we talk for a sec Seymour: Um, sure Mark and Seymour walk to the other side of the
room Mark: Look, I don’t wanna be a villain here, but
Gia is on our rival team. If she tries to swipe secrets from you, don’t even
try telling okay? I put the teams trust in your hands Seymour: Don’t worry Mark, I got this under
control Mark: Okay, but we have a challenge soon Scene 127. The teams are standing under an
overhang due to the rain. Marissa and Marlena are still giving each other mean
looks Hugh: Before I tell you you’re challenge I will
tell you this. I’m not judging them, they are! Hugh points to the 7 previously voted off who are
walking over to the stands with umbrellas Hugh: Clint, Alexandria, Deaisha, Glenn, Anthony,
Jason and Hayley. Our 7 losers will be the judges in our music contest
challenge! Goose: All right!!!!! Bryant: Music? Hugh: Did you read the contract? I made sure that you guys were musicians
because I wanted to hear real instruments, so I made sure you guys said yes on that.
And you did as well Bryant: Yeah… Scene 128. Camera static Bryant: Everyone here can play music, ah crap! Scene 129. Outside Hugh: Your decade will be the 80s. When I tell you
you’re genre, you must dress like and perform a song of that genre. Guys will
perform a song, girls will perform a song. Otters, you guys will be new wave.
Since you guys have only four people left and 3 are girls, you guys will go
first and perform together, nice going Alan Alan smirks Scene 129. Camera static Alan: Alright! Not only will my drum abilities
come in use now, I’m playing my favorite genre, WOOHOO! Scene 130. Same Hugh: Beavers, you guys will be performing dance
tunes, Chris, Goose and Bryant on a team, Gia and Nicole together Nicole: How come we don’t all perform together? Hugh: I’ll get on to that in a sec. Now Badgers,
you guys have the best, glam metal! The guys look in shock except Todd Todd: Glam metal? Mark: It’s where guys dress up in spikes, platform
boots, tease their hair and wear makeup Todd: Ah, um, okay Hugh: (laughs). Now, to answer Nicole’s question,
if you are running low on people, you can select a reject to perform with you Nicole: That’s good Hugh: Thank me soon. Now, go rehearse Scene 131. Otters Alan: I’ve got a good idea Kathy: What is it? Alan whispers to Kathy Kathy: That’s a perfect idea (smiles) Kathy tells Kendra who tells Marlena Marlena: Sure, why not Scene 132. Beavers Bryant: I’m going solo Christopher (shocked): What the hell man, we have
to work together on this Bryant: I can come up with better things; Goose
will probably be choosing some type of punk music Goose: Did you hear what Hugh said? It’s a dance
song we have to create Bryant: Whatever, choose a reject Scene 133. Badgers/guys Mark: I second that idea Andy: You sure, I thought they were good but not
many people know who they are anymore Scott: That makes it even better odds Scene 134. Badgers/girls Hanna: Never heard of them Courtney: They were really good. I still have
their first, and only, record Marissa: Record? Courtney: 1983 Marissa: Oh Scene 135.Hugh is sitting next to the rejects Hugh: Now’s the time to see what happens. First
up, we have the Otters performing, (laughs) Vacation by the Go-Go’s The Otters walk onto the stage. Alan is wearing a
pink shirt (to his discomfort) with a black and red jacket over it, faded blue
jeans and white sneakers, Kathy is wearing a lime green shirt under a black and
gray vest with matching pants and black boots, Kendra is wearing an orange
dress with black flowers going around the neck line and red boots and Marlena
is wearing a baggy lime green shirt with a pink sash and a red hat and purple
boots. Alan takes the drums, Kathy takes bass, Kendra takes guitar and Marlena
sings lead Hugh: (trying to hold back his laughter at their
clothes) okay the clothes are dead on, but is the music. Let’s find out Kendra plays the opening guitar line followed by
Alan coming in on the drums and Kathy starts her bass as Marlena sings Marlena: Can't seem to
get my mind off of you Kendra plays the guitar solo
CHORUS x2/ with Kendra, Alan and Kathy The crowd starts to cheer Scene 136. Camera static Marissa: Okay, so I really dislike
Marlena, but her voice is so nice though, I can’t believe I even complimented
her (rolls her eyes) Scene 137. Votes Clint holds up an 8, Alexandria a 9,
Deaisha a 7.5, Glenn an 8, Anthony a 9, Jason a 10, and Hayley an 8.5 Hugh: Really good results on that
batch, next up are the guys from the Badgers performing Star Attraction by
Tigertailz The guys walk on the stage and Hugh
and the rejects are all trying extremely hard not to laugh at them. All of them
are wearing long black wigs, powdered their faces and are wearing pink lipstick
with black football paint under their eyes. Seymour is wearing a white shirt
with a purple scarf over it, purple tights with glitter on them and black
platform boots, Mark is wearing a white shirt with a glittery black one over
it, a grey scarf, grey headband and black platform boots, Andy is wearing a
black shirt with white polka dots, a black leather jacket over it, black
leather pants and black platform boots, Todd is wearing a long blue, purple and
red jacket, no shirt, purple leather pants, black boots and a feathered earing,
Scott is wearing a black shirt with no sleeves, a red scarf, white spandex and
black platform boots with chains on them. Andy is on bass, Mark on lead guitar,
Scott on rhythm guitar, Todd on drums, and Seymour taking lead Hugh: And begin! Mark plays the opening riff Seymour: Pick it up (Screams) She's comin' back my
baby she is outta sight The crowd cheers
heavily Clint holds up a 10,
Alexandria an 8, Deaisha a 7, Glenn a 10, Anthony a 10, Jason an 8 and Hayley a
7.5 Hugh: Wicked skills you
guys, Mark, you aced that solo brah. Next up, we have the girls from the
Badgers performing, um; this is an odd choice, I Need Your Love by Leather
Angel The girls come out. All
of them have teased their hair and are wearing heavy makeup, black leather and
black boots. Marissa takes the guitar, Hanna takes the bass and Courtney takes
the drums Hugh: And begin! Courtney plays the
opening drums beat and Marissa scratches her guitar strings with her pick Courtney: Everybody's
counting they're counting on me
The crowd again starts
to cheer Clint holds up an 8,
Alexandria a 9, Deaisha a 9, Glenn an 8.5, Anthony an 8, Jason a 10 and Hayley
an 8 Hugh: Very nice you
guys, song sounds excellent. Next is the Christopher and Goose from the Beavers
performing with Clint and Anthony, I Ran by Flock of Seagulls Clint and Anthony run
off to get their 80s garb on quickly as Christopher and Goose come on stage.
They both have their hair styled outrageously, Chris is wearing a green jacket,
blue jeans and boots, Goose is wearing a white button down shirt with red pants
and boots. Clint and Anthony come back with Clint wearing a blue jacket over a
white shirt, dark blue pants and white shoes and Anthony is wearing a white
turtleneck with grey pants and grey shoes. Christopher takes guitar, Goose on
bass, Anthony on synthesizers and Clint on drums Hugh: Go! Clint plays the opening drum line as Goose plucks
his bass Christopher: I walk along the avenue. Clint
plays are drum line as Christopher starts the guitar solo, fast and
passionately The crowd goes into tremendous cheering Alexandria gives a 10, Deaisha a 9.5, Glenn a 7,
Jason a 9 and Hayley and 10 Hugh: Holy cow, tremendous scoring! Next are Gia
and Nicole who chose Jason and Alexandria to help them out with Through the
Window by Grace Slick Gia and Nicole come on stage wearing one piece
acrobatics outfits, Gia has pink and black, Nicole has yellow and black.
Alexandria comes up and is in a purple and black and Jason is wearing his
regular clothes as everyone thinks he looks 80s already. Jason takes guitar,
Nicole bass, Alexandria drums and Gia sings lead Hugh: Start! A keyboard sound is heard but no one is seen
playing it. Alexandria starts the drums Gia: I should have known it the minute you didn’t
you look into my eyes I saw the light in the distance and still it took
me by surprise So I ran down to your house But before I reached the door Gia with Jason and Nicole: Through the window Through the window I could almost touch the pain I could see you in the fine light I was in the pouring rain Through the window Through the window I could almost touch the pain I could hear her, she was laughing I could hear her say my name Gia: I couldn’t hold back the anger There wasn’t much I could do or say I shook my fist at the window, sure that I would
have my way But the anger turned to pain As I turned into the night again Gia with Jason and Nicole: Through the window Through the window I could almost touch the pain I could see you in the fine light I was in the pouring rain Through the window Through the window I could almost touch the pain I could hear her, she was laughing I could hear her say my name Gia: Can you imagine? The way that I feel Broken emotion Love is too real Jason plays a nice sounding guitar solo Gia with Jason and Nicole (three times): Through
the window Through the window I could almost touch the pain I could hear her, she was laughing I could hear her say my name The crowd cheers Clint gives 9.5, Deaisha a 10, Glenn an 8, Anthony
a 9.5, and Hayley a 10 Hugh: That was amazing, and intense, looks like
the crowd loves it too. Up next is Bryant performing, an original song?! Bryant comes onstage with a white and black tux. A
screen is lowered down showing a drawing off all of the Beavers and a honking
noise is hear as Goose’s pictures constantly morphs into an actual goose, much
to Goose’s dismay Hugh: Um, go? Bryant: We are Beavers, yeah we are, you got
Chris, Lex, Nic, Gi, De, Lint, Gus and Me, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, check it (slings
his arms causing him to trip over) Clint raises a 1, Alexandria a 3, Deaisha a 2,
Glenn, Anthony, Jason and Hayley a 1 Hugh: Wow that was bad, so bad that I’m disgusted Bryant’s goose honking effect continues Hugh: Could someone please turn to stupid noise
off! Anyways, because that was so bad, the Otters and Badgers both win the challenge
and the Beavers must go to the ritual tonight Scene 138. Camera static Goose: We had it wrapped in our hands, it was
ours! Scene 139. Beavers vote Christopher circles Camera change Nicole circles Camera change Bryant circles Camera change Gia circles Camera change Goose circles Scene 140. Beavers sit in the circle, Hugh walks
up Hugh: You guys were doing great. No loses for 4
straight episodes, you guys even won a challenge, but now your back here. I
mean look at this, the Badgers haven’t lost a person you guys. Anyways, the
first name is Christopher Christopher stands up Hugh: Goose Goose stands up Hugh: Three left, Gia Gia stands up Hugh: Nicole and Bryant, the last name on my list
is….. Bryant and Nicole look at Hugh scared Hugh: Nicole Nicole: Yay (stands up) Hugh: Sorry Bryant, the hands have circled Bryant sighs and he retrieves his luggage. He says
goodbye to the rest of the gang and heads off to the taxi Hugh: Okay, the rest of you guys, great job on the
challenge, now disperse! Scene 141. In taxi Bryant: 17th place isn’t that bad, but
I bombed that challenge. I hope the others aren’t too mad at me Scene 142. The contestants are sleeping as Hugh
honks a loud horn Hugh (frantically): Wake up guys, it’s an air
raid! Scene 143. Beavers/guys Goose: (yells) Christopher: Evacuate man! Scene 144. The Badgers are running out Andy: (turns around) where’s Hanna?! Mark: Get her man! Andy runs back to get Hanna but he arrives at the
door at the same time she leaves, knocking both down. Hanna is okay but Andy is
out so she lifts him over her shoulder and gets out Scene 145. The teams assemble as they look around
for the planes. Hugh walks over laughing Hugh: Suckers! Marlena: You little- Todd grabs her waist Todd: Easy there- Marlena slaps him hard Marlena: Pervert Todd: Huh? Hugh (annoyed): Anyways, todays challenge is an
obstacle course at the ice arena, I’ll meet you there in 25 minutes Scene 146. Camera static Todd: Man, that girl is spicy (winks at the
camera) Scene 147. The teams are line up at a very big
obstacle course which is located 25 feet from the ice skating rink. Hugh walks
up Hugh: It will take an average of 30 minutes to an
hour to finish this course. So good luck you guys, hopefully you use it The teams get ready to run Hugh: Go! The teams start the course, the Badgers start out
strong and immediately climb the ladder to swing on the ropes, the Otters are
close behind and the Beavers are lagging due to Nicole constantly complaining
about her nails. The course goes on for 15 minutes, the Badgers are straining
from climbing the fence, the Otters are in front, climbing under the barbed
wire and the Beavers are still running pass the traps set. Marlena stays back
and puts a little trap under the mud and continues running, the Badgers make it
pass the fence and slide through the barbed wire, the Beavers make it pass the
fence and start the barbed wire, the Badgers run pass the Otters and Marlena is
angry that no one got trapped, Andy looks back and finds Hanna stuck in the
barbed wire so he runs back and helps he, he then put her over his shoulder and
they continue, the Beavers get pass the barbed wire but Goose gets stuck in the
trap and goes flying by his leg up to a tree, the Badgers score first place
barely beating the Otters and the Beavers make it a minute later Hugh: Well, even if you did make it, you still
woulda lost since you forgot a team member. Badgers, you win, again, Otters
nice work out there, Beavers, ritual tonight Scene 148. Beavers vote Goose circles Camera change Christopher circles Camera change Gia circles Camera change Nicole circles Scene 149. Beavers sit in the circle as Hugh walks
up to them Hugh: Wow, 4 people about to be down to 3, that’s
pretty bad you guys. I would have to call you guys the inferior team but you
guys have won some challenges so that would have to go to the Otters. Anyways,
Gia Gia stands up Hugh: Christopher Christopher stands up Hugh: Nicole and Goose, one name left and it goes
to Nicole looks scared but Goose stays calm Hugh: Nicole Nicole jumps up Hugh: Sorry Goose, hands have circled Goose: (sighs) Well, my job here is done, I had
fun though Goose takes his luggage and says goodbye to his
former teammates, he then enters the taxi Hugh: Beavers disperse! Scene 150. In taxi Goose: 16th place, not too happy about
that placing and I’m more amazed at the fact that I got the boot instead of
Nicole, well (bleep) happens (lays back) Scene 151. The teams assemble at breakfast, Hugh
walks in Hugh: Fine, this again, it doesn’t matter.
Anyways, hope you guys can swim, because today is a diving challenge. Team with
the best score wins, and yada yada Scene 152. The teams assemble at the ice skating
rink wearing their bathing suits Andy: Do you just use this to make weird
advantages? Hugh: It’s the magic of TV you guys. Now as you
see, I’ve melted the ice to become water, the diving boards are up there.
Because the Badgers still have 8 members, they made me spend more money on
diving boards Seymour: It’s not like we meant to Scott: Yeah brah Hugh: (groans) anyways, Badgers go first The Badgers sigh. They climb the ladders Marissa: I know, just follow my lead Marissa somersaults into the water, followed by
the rest of the team Hugh: Eh, 7 Mark: Rats The Badgers swim quickly to get out of the pool Hugh: Okay, let’s see of the Beavers can fare any
better The Beavers climb up their ladders. In order,
Christopher on the far left, Nicole, and Gia Hugh: Whenever you’re ready Christopher nods at Gia. Gia does a backflip
somersault, Nicole does a 450 degree somersault and Christopher does a very
painful looking belly flop. They resurface quickly. Christopher is holding his
stomach Hugh: That was…amazing! Gia and Nicole, you both
had excellent technique and Chris, painful looking belly flop but kudos man. 10 The Beavers cheer and swim out of the pool Hugh: Otters, you can either tie the Beavers, get
a better score than the Badgers or lose, again, choice is yours The Otters scale up the ladders. In order, Alan on
the far left, Kathy, Marlena and Kendra Hugh: Good luck, begin! Alan does a backwards 360 degree turn, Kathy does
a flip, Marlena gracefully dives and Kendra decides to go for a backflip.
However, Kendra slips off, causing her to land right on top of Marlena Scene 153: Camera static Marissa: (laughs really hard and falls off her
seat) Camera change Andy: (on the floor, all you can hear is his
laughter) Camera change Courtney: (laughing) just to make sure you know,
we aren’t laughing at Kendra, well, it’s pretty obvious, okay, it’s completely
obvious! (Laughs more) Scene 154: Pool side Hugh: Well, if it wasn’t for Kendra, they would’ve
scored higher The Otters resurface, Marlena is furious while
Alan and Kathy try not to laugh Hugh: You guys blew it, sorry but I have to score
you guys a 5 Marlena (furiously angry): Oh that’s just great! Kendra (concerned): I’m so, so sorry Marlena Marlena: Shut your damn mouth! Marlena angrily swims out of the pool followed by
the rest of the team Hugh: Sorry you guys but- Marlena: I know ritual tonight! Hugh: Sheez, well, congrats Beavers, you guys win
first place comfort tonight, Badgers, you guys got second and well yeah Otters Scene 155: Otters vote Camera static Alan votes Camera change Kendra votes Camera change Marlena votes Camera change Kathy votes Scene 156: The Otters sit in the circle, Hugh
walks up Hugh: Tough isn’t it Otters, anyways, when I call
your name, you know what to do, Kathy Kathy stands up Hugh: Alan Alan stands up Hugh: Kendra and Marlena, no surprise here,
anyways, the last name on the list is Kendra looks at Marlena and stands up Hugh: What are you doing? Kendra: I’m out, I know Hugh: Well, I’m sorry but yes Marlena: Obviously Kathy: Shut the hell up Marlena Marlena gets in Kathy’s face Marlena: Or what? Kathy: I’ll beat the crap out of you Marlena: Try me! Alan (irritated): Damn it girls, stop it! (He
moves both girls away from each other) Kendra gets her luggage and hugs both Alan and
Kathy. She then leaves Hugh: Disperse before you kill each other! Scene 157: Camera static Kathy: I’m sorry Kendra, I didn’t know what I was
doing when I voted, Marlena should be gone. Please forgive me Scene 158: In taxi Kendra: 15th isn’t too bad. I expected
to be lower. Anyways, as much as I liked it here, I’m still pissed that Marlena
is here, who isn’t? Scene 159: Camera static Marlena: Why the hell is my team mad with me?
Kendra lost the match for us, it is for the best that she’s gone. Did I
overreact when she landed on me (laughs) of course not Scene 160: Dining room Andy, Mark, Courtney, Hanna, Alan, Christopher,
Gia, Marissa, Seymour and Scott are all sitting around the table Marissa: I can’t believe Marlena is doing this
well Courtney: Well Marissa, most of the time, people
who are b*****s make it far Andy: Why does she have to be like it though? Mark: I have not a clue Gia: Me neither Scott: We need to trick her somehow Alan: One problem, me and Kathy are on the same
team as her, we don’t wanna lose just so she gets kicked out Scott: You have a point Alan, let’s just see how
tomorrow goes Scene 161: The teams all wake up and arrive at the
dining room after they get ready Hugh: Morning everyone (grins) today is a treat
for you guys, not only did I wait until 10:00 to wake you guys up, err you woke
yourself up, but today’s challenge is an eating contest! The guys cheer Hugh: (Laughs) I hope you guys don’t eat too much
breakfast, challenge begins in 2 hours Scene 162: Camera static Christopher: I like where this could be headed Camera change Nicole: NOOOO! Scene 163: Teams assemble in the dining room after
2 hours pass. In order of seating, Marissa, Hanna, Todd, Andy, Mark, Courtney,
Seymour and Scott for the Badgers, Marlena, Alan and Kathy for the Otters, and
Christopher, Gia and Nicole for the Beavers Hugh: First dish is blueberry pie (places them in
front of the contestants) Alan takes a whiff of the smell Alan: Delicate deliciousness Scene 164: Camera static Alan: Except for, you know, Hayley (winks) Scene 165: Dining room Andy, Mark, Todd and Christopher are gulping down
the pies quickly, the others are going quickly as well but not as fast. 2
minutes pass before everyone is done Hugh: Fast, but
I hope you guys are ready for a slice of my mother’s homemade chocolate
cake! Hugh places the cake in front of the contestants.
They start the eating back up. Marlena is taking it slowly Alan: Hurry up! (shoves Marlena’s face in the
cake) Marlena raises herself back up, chocolate all over
her face Scene 166: Camera static Kathy: Alan, you are awesome! Scene 167: Eating Marlena whacks Alan upside the head. The groups
are still eating and before long they are done Nicole: How much more can I take of this?! Hugh: I don’t know, but next up is chocolate chip
pancakes! The groups get excited. Marlena pokes Scott on his
right shoulder. He looks at Seymour as Marlena puts green substance on Scott’s
pancakes. Scott turns back and sees his pancakes. Scott: What the hell?! Scott whacks his plate of the table and pushes the
other Badgers plates off the table Todd (angrily): What gives Scott! Scott: Moldy pancakes man! Hugh walks over to Scott’s plate and picks up the
substance Hugh: Green foam Scott gets really embarrassed Hugh: Unless you wanna eat off the ground, you
guys are, eliminated from the challenge, meaning, for the first time ever, the
Badgers must go to the elimination ritual, I’m sorry The Badgers are shocked and look at Scott angrily Scott: Oh s**t… Marlena cheers but the Beavers finish first Hugh: Beavers win! Christopher, Gia and Nicole cheer Hugh: Otters, second place, kudos. Badgers, ritual
tonight at 6, be there The Badgers look down Scene 168: Camera static Seymour: Well it was bound to happen (shrugs)
besides, I have a 99% feeling that Marlena did something about this Scene 169: Badgers vote for the first time Camera static Andy votes Camera change Hanna votes Camera change Todd votes Camera change Mark votes Camera change Seymour votes Camera change Scott votes Camera change Marissa votes Camera change Courtney votes Scene 170: The Badgers sit in the circle for the
first time. Hugh walks up Hugh: Well, I cannot believe this, first time that
you guys have ever been here, well, I guess I must recite the rules again. When
I call your name, stand up, it symbolizes safety, if your name is not called
then you have been…eliminated. Courtney Courtney stands up Hugh: Todd Todd stands up Hugh: Andy Andy stands up Hugh: Marissa Marissa stands up Hugh: Mark Mark stands up Hugh: Seymour Seymour stands up Hugh: Hanna and Scott, it’s down to you two.
However, the final name is……..Hanna. Hanna stands up. Scott looks down in shame Scott (quietly): She tricked me Seymour: What? Scott: Marlena, it had to have been her Todd: Damn Scott gets his luggage and says goodbye to the
group. They give him a group hug. He then leaves to go to the taxi Hugh: Badgers disperse Scene 171: In taxi Scott: I had it coming for this elimination, but
Marlena caused it. 14th place isn’t all that bad, but when you’re
the first off the team, it really sucks. The time was fun though, something
I’ll always cherish (lies back and smiles) Scene 172: Badgers room, guys Mark: It’s been 5 minutes and yet it feels so
weird here without Scotty Todd: I know what you mean Andy: (sighs) Seymour: As much as it sucks that Scott is gone,
it’s time to focus more. Marlena is strategizing heavily to get us to lose, we
have to be one step ahead of her Scene 173: Otters room, girls, Alan is in there as
well Alan: So, what’s the plan Marlena: One thing for sure, screw fairness Kathy: Marlena… Marlena: No Kathy, we need to win a challenge
alone now. We are the inferior team, we gotta get something soon Alan: She’s right Kathy gets up from her bed for a second. Marlena
slaps her behind Kathy: The hell? Marlena: Um, it’s a polish thing Alan and Kathy shrug, Kathy somewhat uncomfortably
Scene 174: Teams are at breakfast, Hugh walks in Hugh: Today’s challenge is the Beam of Balance.
Not any normal balance beam, oh no, one that takes 30 minutes to walk across,
if you pace yourself correctly The teams look freaked Hugh: Don’t worry, its time…in 3 hours Scene 175: The teams assemble at the back forest close
to the hockey rink Hugh: In order, Courtney, Marissa, Todd, Mark,
Seymour, Andy, Hanna. Alan, Kathy, Marlena and Christopher, Gia and Nicole. You
know your colors, that’s your balance beam, climb up and good luck The teams climb in their order up the leader and
begin walking across. Things go smoothly for the first 20 minutes Nicole (panting): How much longer, I can’t take
much more Christopher: Ending is coming up, anytime now While the Beavers are trudging in second place,
the Otters have first so far Marlena: Keep it up! The Badgers are having some trouble Mark: Don’t walk so close together you guys While everyone is trudging along, Nicole faints
and falls off the beam. She falls 15 feet down, into thorn bushes Nicole: (Screams) Christopher: Ah crap! The Otters make it first, followed by the Badgers
who barely make it past the Beavers Hugh: This one was close, but the Otters, for the
first time alone, take first. The Badgers get second place and the Otters lose
yet again The Otters cheer. Alan raises his hands up and
Marlena hugs Kathy tightly and starts grabbing her behind. Kathy doesn’t notice
it as she is all too happy that they finally won Scene 176: Camera static Marlena: Look, you may think I’m acting sexually
with Kathy, but it’s just a polish thing. Her a*s is just so, fine, no, it’s a
strictly polish thing d****t! Scene 177: Beavers vote Camera static Gia votes Camera change Nicole votes Camera change Christopher votes Scene 178: Ritual. Nicole has numerous Band-Aids
on from the thorns Hugh: Another member lost, lets read out the votes
shall we. Gia voted for Nicole, Nicole voted for Gia. Chris made the deciding
vote, he voted for…..Nicole. Nicole, you are eliminated Nicole sighs upset. She gets her luggage and says
goodbye to Christopher and Gia and enters the taxi Hugh: Disperse! Scene 179: In taxi Nicole: 13th place, I should’ve seen
that coming, unlucky number signal Scene 180: Seymour and Gia are relaxing on the
bench outside. Gia had her head resting on Seymour’s shoulder Seymour: You seem stressed Gia: A little bit, it’s just, the game is getting
really competitive all the sudden Seymour: That’s what always happens Seymour kisses Gia on her head as they watch the
stars Scene 181: Badgers room, guys Mark finds a note on his pillow Todd (taking off shoes): What’s that? Mark: It’s a poem (eyes get big) Andy (lying in bed): Care to read Mark: Mark Walker, I never told you how I truly
feel Hiding my feelings is far from ideal Never shall I kiss someone else's lips Not having you around feels like a solar eclipse I would rather have you than a million bucks when you are away I am a state of flux Words cannot express How you have captured my heart with success We met each other, some time ago It was the first time we said 'Hello' Eternal bliss is where I'm bound Near you, everything is sound This gift is for you, I hope you will like it I am dying to see your reaction that I will admit This poem has come to an end There are many more I would like to send Andy: Wow, whoever this girl is, she really digs
you Mark: I agree (smiles) and I have a feeling who
might have wrote it Scene 182: Courtney, Marissa and Hanna are walking
back to their room Courtney: So I quickly slipped it on top of his
pillow (smiles) Marissa: That is so adorable! Hanna: I wanna express my true feeling for Andy,
but at the same time, I want him to express his first. I have a very good
feeling that he likes me Marissa: You two are so lucky They are about to walk in their room when Mark
walks out of his room Mark: Courtney, can we talk outside? Courtney: (blushes) of course Mark Mark and Courtney walk back outside Marissa and Hanna walk into their room where they
find something not expected. Marlena is lying on Marissa’s bed, holding purple
panties, and rubbing herself Marissa (shocked): Marlena! What the f**k! Marlena: Oh f**k! Busted Hanna: Are those my panties?! Marlena: (smiles sheeply) Marissa and Hanna leave the room Scene 183: Mark and Courtney are in the dining
room. They are sitting next to each other Mark: So, I found a poem on my pillow when I got
in my room, and I have a good feeling I know who it’s from Courtney: Oh really, who? Mark: You know Mark kisses Courtney on the lips Courtney: I knew being kissed by you would blow my
mind Mark smiles and kisses he again Scene 184: The teams assemble at breakfast. Hugh
walks in Hugh: Everyone, I have an announcement. The teams
are no more, now, the 12 of you must compete, every teen for themselves Seymour: Wait, so no more teams? Hugh: Yep Seymour quickly jumps up and kisses Gia
passionately Kathy: Aw! Marlena rolls her eyes but her eyes catch Hanna
and Marissa who are looking at her like she’s crazy Hugh: Todays challenge must test your ninja skills Everyone looks surprised Hugh: Meet me at 3 Scene 185: The groups meet at the hockey rink
which has ring appearance now. Hugh (loudspeakers): In the first round, Mark will
face off against Andy. In the second, Courtney will fight Hanna. In the third,
Marlena will fight Marissa and in the fourth round, Todd will face off with Alan.
Winner of round one will fight Christopher, winner of round 2 will fight
Seymour, winner of round three will fight Gia, winner of round 4 will fight
Kathy. Mark and Andy enter the ring. Hugh: In the left corner, at 6’2, Mark Stuart
Walker! Mark raises his hand in the air Hugh: In the right corner, at 5’10, Andrew Warren
Dyman! Andy raises both hands in the air Hugh: Begin! Andy and Mark immediately punch but their fists
hit each other very hard, causing the ring to shake a little Hugh: Such power! Andy does a jumping roundhouse kick but Mark ducks
and back kicks Andy in the back. Andy is able to retaliate with a who-kick that
hits Mark hard in his back. Mark falls over but gets back up. Andy does a
spinning round kick which hits Mark in his shin. Mark falls over, unable to get
up Scene 186: Camera static Mark: Okay, I guess I should have brought this up
before. I have a leg problem. It required me to wear leg braces for a while
before this show. When Andy hit me that hard, I couldn’t get back up Scene 187: Ring Hugh: It looks like Andy was the victor in that
match Andy lifts Mark up Andy: You okay man? Mark: Old leg injury came back when you hit me Andy: Damn, sorry brah Mark: It’s cool, I’ll get you next time They both laugh Hugh: Next up! Courtney and Hanna enter the ring Hugh: In the left corner, at 5’6, Courtney
Jeanette Allen! Courtney waves Hugh: Right corner, at 5’4, Hanna Lorraine
Sinclair! Hanna smiles and waves as well Hugh: Begin! Hanna tries to side kick Courtney but Courtney dodges
it and elbows Hanna in the back. Hanna turns around and it knocked back by a
sidekick. Hanna shrugs it off and front kicks Courtney in the knee. Courtney
spins and kicks Hanna in the stomach, she falls over. Hugh: Courtney wins! Courtney lifts Hanna up Hanna: I think my height had something to do with
losing Courtney: (laughs) it’s okay Hanna Hugh: Next! Marlena and Marissa enter the ring Hugh: Left corner, at 5’7, Marlena Lechsinska
Biel! Marlena crosses her arms Hugh: And right corner, at 5’5, Marissa Marta
Taylor! Marissa smiles and raises her left hand Hugh: Begin! Marissa immediately runs for Marlena but Marlena
does a spinning jump kick that knocks Marissa back but Marissa is unfazed and
tries to pounce on Marlena. Marlena turns the tables and flips Marissa over and
begins punching her hard Hugh: Marlena wins! Marlena picks up Marissa and throws her forcefully
out of the ring Hugh: Brutal! Anyways, next! Todd and Alan enter Hugh: Left corner, at 5’7, Todd Maxwell Richman! Todd dances Hugh: Right, at 5’7, Alan Robert Chandler! Alan bows Hugh: Begin! Todd tries to go easy and goes for a grappling
move but Alan does a jumping spinning roundhouse kick that floors Todd Hugh: 7 seconds and Alan wins! Alan helps Todd up who is surprised Hugh: Next! Andy and Christopher enter the ring Hugh: Fighting Andy, at 6’3, Christopher Aloysius
Brody! And begin! Andy tries to do a dropkick but Christopher
uppercuts him, sending him down Hugh: Damn, 8 seconds and Chris wins! Christopher lifts Andy up Andy: Damn man, you have skill Christopher: Put a hockey stick in your hand and
you would’ve won They both laugh Hugh: Next! Courtney and Seymour enter Hugh: Fighting Courtney, at 5’10, Seymour Theodore
Stevens Seymour waves Hugh: Begin! Courtney runs at Seymour and jumps up but Seymour
catches her and tosses her on the ground Hugh: 6 seconds, Seymour wins! Seymour lifts Courtney up Courtney: Such skill Seymour laughs Hugh: Almost done, next! Gia and Marlena enter Hugh: Against Marlena, at 5’8, Gia Francesca
Giordano! Begin! Marlena and Gia square off, Gia gets a powerful
punch to Marlena’s stomach but Marlena gets back and front kicks Gia in the
chin, Marlena then puts her in a full nelson but Gia flips Marlena over her
back Hugh: Gia wins! Gia tosses Marlena over her shoulder and slams her
back on the ground Marlena: You little b***h Gia: Oops (leaves the ring) Hugh: Wow (laughs) next! Alan and Kathy enter Hugh: Fighting Alan, at 5’6, Kathryn Jane Emerson! Scene 188: Camera static Kathy: No way I’m fighting Alan (shivers) Scene 189: Ring Hugh: Begin! Kathy runs towards Alan and flips over him, to
Alan’s surprise. Kathy then lands hard on her back Hugh: Um? Alan wins?! Alan lifts Kathy up Alan: You’re crazy (laughs) Kathy: I know (grins) Scene 190: A montage is shown. Christopher defeats
Seymour with a forceful punch to the stomach and Gia is able to fend herself
against Alan with an elbow to the ribs. Christopher: Gia and I want to share first place Hugh: Is that true Gia? Gia: Yes! Hugh: Okay, first place goes to Chris and Gia! The group claps except for, of course, Marlena Hugh: Now that it’s everyone for themselves, I’ll
see you all at the ritual tonight Scene 191: Ritual. Christopher and Gia are
standing up while everyone sits down. Hugh walks up Hugh: When I call your name, safety. Alan Alan stands up proudly Hugh: Hanna Hanna stands up Hugh: Andy Andy stands up Hugh: Seymour Seymour stands up Hugh: Christopher Christopher stands up Hugh: Courtney Courtney stands up Hugh: Kathy Kathy stands up Hugh: (gasps) Marlena Marlena smirks and stands up Hugh: Todd and Marissa left. Todd, you suffered a
humiliating loss at the hands of Alan and Marissa, you were beaten down by
Marlena. However, the last names on the list is Todd and Marissa look at each other nervously as
they wait Hugh: Todd Todd stands up. He’s happy inside but unhappy that
Marissa is gone Hugh: I’m sorry Marissa, the hands have circled Marissa nods and gets her luggage. She says
goodbye to the group (sans Marlena). She hugs Courtney and Hanna tightly before
she leaves to go to the taxi Hugh: Before you disperse, Chris and Alan will be
moving into the Badger guy’s room and Marlena, Kathy and Gia will be moving
into the Badger girl’s room. The extra beds have been placed, now disperse! Scene 192: In taxi Marissa: 12th place, wish I could have
made it into the final 10 at least. What surprises me is how Marlena was not in
the bottom 2. Damn, but she’ll lose eventually Scene 193: Girls room Hanna: Damn, I miss Marissa already Courtney: (sighs) same here Hanna: At least Gia and Kathy will be here Courtney: Yeah, they seem really cool Hanna: But then there’s Marlena… Courtney (irritated): Yeah Hanna: You wanna know something freaky? Courtney: Sure Hanna: Yesterday, when Marissa and I walked into
the room- Hanna gets cut off by the door knocking Courtney: Who is it? Gia: Gia and Kathy Marlena: Don’t forget me! Gia: I wish we could Marlena: Shut up! Gia: Make me! Hanna quickly opens the door and sees Gia with her
hand around Marlena’s neck and Marlena pulling on Gia’s hair. Kathy is standing
near them with a dull look on her face Hanna: Um, come in? Courtney: I wonder how the guys are doing Scene 193: Guys room Andy is lying on his bed throwing a baseball in
the air. Mark is reading a Superboy comic, Todd is playing on his iPhone, Alan
is listening to Oh No! It’s Devo on his iPod, Seymour is daydreaming,
Christopher is lounging on his bed Andy: Chris, pass me a root beer? Christopher pulls a root beer can from the box
under his bed and tosses it to Andy who catches it with one hand Andy: Thanks brah Christopher: No problem Todd: I wonder how the girls are doing Seymour breaks from his daydream Seymour: You would think about that The guys, except Alan, laugh Scene 194: Girls room Hanna, Courtney and Gia are sitting on Hanna’s bed
and Kathy and Marlena are sitting across from them on Kathy’s bed Gia: So, who do you think is the cutest guy here? Hanna: Easy, Andy Kathy: How come? Hanna: He’s sweet as can be when I’m with him.
He’s friendly and always positive Courtney: I say Mark, he’s so optimistic, friendly
and loveable Gia: Seymour, he’s a natural born leader and is a
great guy all together Kathy: I would have so expected you to say
Christopher before you got together with Seymour Gia: Chris and I are like brother and sister, we
led our team fine and I think he’s a sweet guy, but my heart is with Seymour Kathy: Well I choose Jason, he’s calm and cool and
always relaxed Marlena: Can’t play golf though Kathy: Oh, that reminds me, who do you think is
the cutest here Marlena? Marlena looks shocked Marlena: Um, I’m not sure? Gia: Figures Marlena: (fakes smile) Scene 195: The next morning. People are at
breakfast when High walks in Hugh: Today’s challenge is interesting, but can
kill though The contestants look at Hugh like he’s out of his
mind Hugh: In Europe, real people are used in the crash
test commercials Todd: Oh no Hugh: Yep, today is Crash Testers! The contestants get somewhat freaked out Scene 196: The times are out by an open road, 11
cars await them Hugh: In order of last names alphabetically,
Courtney, you will be driving the 1982 Toyota Supra Courtney: Sweet Hugh: Marlena, you will be driving the grey 1985
Yugo Marlena: What the hell Hugh! That car sucks balls Hugh: (laughs) Chris, you will be driving the white 1990 Mazda MPV
Christopher: Not bad Alan, you will be driving the black 1989 Acura
Legend Coupe Alan: (walks up to the car) Nice looking car right
there Hugh: Andy will be driving the 1986 Turbo Coupe
Specs Andy: Rad (looks at his car in awe) Hugh: Kathy, you will be driving the 1985 Ferrari Mondial 30L Kathy: Rockin! Hugh: Gia, you will be driving the 1988 Ferrari Testarossa
Gia: Awesome! Hugh: Todd, you will be driving the orange 1975 AMC Gremlin Todd: (hesitates) Yes! Hugh: Hanna, you will be driving the blue 2002 Corvette Hanna: (smiles happily) Hugh: Seymour, you will be driving the maroon 1978 Chevy
Impala Seymour: I like it! Hugh: And Mark, you will be driving the grey 1982 DeLorean
DMC-12 Mark:…Epic! Hugh: I hope you are satisfied with your cars Everybody but Marlena: Yes! Marlena: Um, no, I’m not driving this stupid piece of
garbage Hugh: Too bad Marlena: (mutters) Damn b*****d Hugh: Get in your cars, there is a radio controller to communicate
with me and fellow drivers. Your cars have all been programmed to follow
specific routes, there really is no point in driving The contestants enter their cars. Hugh pressed a button once
they are all in and the cars go there ways Hugh: I hope no one takes the don’t drive part for granted…. Scene 197: The cars are driving. Already most of the people
have avoided bad results. Scene 198: Alan’s car Alan is lounging in the back seat of his car listening to
his iPod. His car starts riding on some black ice. Andy’s car drives past him Andy (on Alan’s radio): Alan, watch the road man, your riding
on some black ice over there Marlena (on Alan’s radio): Don’t listen to him Alan, you’re
doing fine Gia (Alan’s radio): Marlena, shut up Marlena (Alan’s radio): Give me tongue! Gia (Alan’s radio): What the hell?! Marlena (Alan’s radio): It’s a polish insult you dumb New
York s**t Gia (Alan’s radio): F**k off Seymour (Alan’s radio): Marlena would you stop giving my
girl a hard time Kathy (Alan’s radio): Aw! Mark (Alan’s radio): This is too funny Todd (Alan’s radio): People are trying to concentrate Andy (Alan’s radio): On what? Seymour (Alan’s radio): Jacking off All the guys on the radio laugh Todd (Alan’s radio): Funny you guys Alan looks up from his iPod when he sees a tree in front of
him. Alan quickly climbs up front and presses his radio Scene 199: Split screen of everyone except Alan. They are
all driving Alan
(on everyone’s radio): (YELLS) Everyone gets freaked when they hear a crash. Gia however
takes this for advantage as she hears other crashes as well. Hugh: Gia wins! Scene 200: Ritual. Alan has Band-Aid’s on from his crash,
everyone else except Gia have ice packs Hugh: With Gia safe, I wonder who will get the boot. Anyways,
names, Gia, Andy, Kathy, Mark, Seymour, Todd, Hanna, Marlena Everyone stands up Hugh: Alan and Courtney, well the votes have circled……. Alan and Courtney both watch. It appears they know the
outcome Hugh: Alan, you’ve been eliminated Alan: Well, the plan worked Hugh: Huh? Alan: I convinced everyone but Marlena to vote me off, I was
careless, it cost me the million. But my time was fun while it lasted Alan gets his luggage and says goodbye to all his friends.
They give him a group hug, and surprisingly, Marlena joins in. Alan then walks
to the taxi Hugh: Disperse Scene 201: In taxi Alan: 11th place is not bad really, almost made
the final ten but I’m nonetheless happy. It was fun and I’m glad to have
participated (picks up a glasses of freshly poured sparkling grape cider) later
guys! Scene 202: Guys room. They are all lying on their beds Todd: Too bad we lost Alan Seymour: Yeah, he seemed really chill Todd: But we have another problem Mark: What? Just then, knockout gas is thrown into the room. All the
guys are out in a matter of seconds Scene 203: Girls room. Girls are all talking while on their
beds Marlena: This is annoying Gia: What your voice? Courtney and Hanna laugh Marlena: You’ve got a big mouth, Yorker Just then. Knockout gas is quickly thrown into the room,
everyone is quickly knocked out Scene 203: The group is all sleeping on the ground. Most
couples are lying together. Marlena is lying on top of Kathy, her head resting
on Kathy’s chest Hugh (extremely loud on speakers): WAKE UP! Everyone quickly wakes up. The couples smile at each other.
Kathy sees Marlena Kathy: (screams) Marlena: Huh? (looks at Kathy) oh, um (lifts up from Kathy
and they look like they are in a suggestive pose) Todd quickly tries to hide his growing tent Hugh: It seems you were all knocked out last night, so I
dumped you guys here because your challenge is a race to get back to the camp Gia: You’re kidding?! Hugh: Nope, now begin, it’s 12:00 noon right now! The groups quickly disperse, each growing separate ways Scene 204: Everyone is running. Andy, Todd, Seymour, Hanna,
Marlena and Christopher are all running quickly while the rest are preserving
their energy. 6 hours pass and Andy arrives first. He is sweaty and tired but
happy Hugh: Congrats Andy, you are immune tonight Andy (tired): Yes! Andy and Hugh watch as Seymour arrives, followed by
Christopher, then Mark. Courtney arrives 2 minutes after Mark and Marlena
arrives 15 seconds after Mark. Hugh: Just Todd, Hanna, Kathy and Gia to go The group waits for 15 minutes when Gia arrives. Kathy and
Todd are right behind her. Hugh: Only one left is Hanna Andy starts getting worried. Three hours pass. It’s around
9:00 now. Andy: I have to find her! Just before Andy goes to find her, Hanna arrives tired and a
mess. She falls into Andy’s arms. She has a cut on her head and a few slashes
on her arms. Andy (shocked/upset): What happened? Hanna (tired/weak): Too much Hugh: Well, I’m sorry Hanna, but since you are the last to
arrive, you’re eliminated Andy (shocked turns to angry): What do you mean, eliminated? Hugh: Last to arrive is out Andy: F****r, you never told us that (lifts Hugh up by his collar) Hugh: Sorry, it’s the name of the game Andy throws Hugh down Hanna: So this is it? Andy: No. it’s not Andy kisses Hanna. Hanna wraps her arms around Andy as they
kiss Kathy: Aw! Marlena: Damn it Kathy! Scene 205: Andy carries Hanna and her luggage over to the
taxi Hanna: Win, Andy, just go for it Andy: I will, I’ll be thinking of you Hanna: Not as much as I will They kiss again as Hanna gets off Andy and goes in the taxi
with her luggage. They wave goodbye Scene 206: Camera static Andy: Hugh, what you did was a low blow (punches his fist
into his palm) Scene 207: In taxi Hanna: Made the final ten and finally confessed my feeling
to Andy. This ay may seem bad, but I’m enthusiastically happy right now (makes
a heart symbol with her hands) Scene 208: Dining room. Mark and Courtney are hanging out Courtney (flirty): Well, what do you wanna do? Everyone’s
asleep, it’s past midnight Mark: I have an idea Mark and Courtney start kissing when they hear a noise
outside Mark: What the hell? Courtney: That sounds like wood Mark: How do you know? Courtney: The noise Mark listens and hears wood clanking together Mark: Damn, guess we have to wait till tomorrow Courtney: We could go to the other rooms Mark: (thinks) I think tomorrow would be better Courtney: Anything you say Courtney kisses Mark and they leave to go to their rooms Scene 209: The groups are all up but as they are walking out
of their building, they see a whole bunch of wood in their way Andy: Um, what? Hugh jumps out of nowhere in front of the wood Hugh (quickly): Today you’re making doghouses, I’ll be back
to judge, cameras aren’t gonna film you working, only the end result and
venting stuff, gotta go, my girlfriend’s birthday is today, later guys Hugh runs off Gia: Cool, now camera again Todd: Party! Seymour: Ha, while you party, I’ll be busy making my
doghouse. I don’t wanna be kicked off tonight Todd frowns as everyone begins to build their doghouses.
They use hammers, saw, nails, paint and other tools to perfect their doghouses.
5 hours pass of constant work as Hugh arrives Hugh (surprised): Wow, I can’t believe you guys are almost
done! Mark (worn out): You probably thought we were gonna party or
argue huh A few people laugh, Todd moans Hugh: I guess it’s time to judge whose done, Mark, you’re
first The group all walk into the dining rooms while lugging their
doghouses in. Mark sets his in front of Hugh Hugh: Clear blue paint, everything looks nailed in fine, a
beauty, 9 Mark: Yes! Hugh: Seymour you’re up Seymour walks up with his mangled doghouse Hugh: Paint looks fine but you don’t seem to know how to
build huh? Before Seymour answers, the doghouse bursts apart,
shattering the room with wood piecing’s. Pieces narrowly avoid hitting Kathy,
Marlena and Todd Marlena scowls at Seymour who smiles clownishly Hugh (angered): I don’t feel like judging anymore, ritual
tonight, Mark, you technically win Mark: Awesome! Scene 210: The group sits around the circle. Mark is
standing up. Hugh walks over Hugh: Courtney Courtney stands up Hugh: Gia Gia stands up Hugh: Andy Andy stands up Hugh: Christopher Christopher stands Hugh: Marlena Marlena stands up Hugh: Seymour and Kathy, who will it be… Seymour and Kathy watch closely Hugh: Kathy Kathy looks down Hugh: You’re safe Kathy looks up happily again while Seymour sighs Hugh: Sorry Seymour, hands have circled Seymour: S’okay Seymour says goodbye to his friends and grabs his luggage,
Gia comes with him Gia: I know you almost destroyed the dining room but you
know I didn’t vote for you Seymour: I know (puts his hand on his cheek) you’ll make it
far, I’m positive They kiss passionately before Seymour enters the taxi. Gia
waves goodbye and walks back to the group upset Hugh: What are you coming back for, everyone dispersed Gia: (rolls her eyes and walks to her room) Scene 211: In taxi Seymour: 9th place, I’m proud of myself. Not
proud of the doghouse though (smirks). I know Gia will make it far, cause she’s
amazing Scene 212: The contestants are assembled at breakfast. Hugh
walks in casually Hugh: Today’s challenge is, juggling on a surfboard Todd: Alright! Marlena: Finally, something challenging Gia (frowning): Whoop-de-do Marlena: Oh whatever (rolls her eyes) Scene 213: The group are all on mechanical surfboards and
holding 3 apples Hugh: Whoever lasts the longest wins immunity, begin! The group start juggling Scene 214: Camera static Andy: Juggling doesn’t come easy for me Camera change Kathy: I think I’m the worst at this (shrugs) Scene 215: One of the apples hits Kathy in the eye, causing
her to fall on the steel below the surfboard Kathy: Ow! The steel opens, revealing water, Kathy falls in comically.
She quickly resurfaces Kathy: What gives?! Hugh: (laughs) The group continues to juggle, Gia drops her apple which
causes her to be eliminated, Courtney throws one to hard causing her to drop
it, Andy loses coordination and falls, Mark loses focus and balance when he
looks in awe at Courtney in her bathing suit Scene 216: Camera static Mark: I’m head over heels for her Scene 217: Mark falls down and lands with his legs of his
head. Christopher looks at how well Todd and Marlena are doing and throws the
apples down Christopher: No way I can challenge that Marlena and Todd continue for 12 more minutes Hugh: Okay, looks like we have our winners, Todd and
Marlena, I’ll see you at the ritual Scene 218: Ritual. Todd and Marlena are standing, Hugh walks
over Hugh: Andy Andy stands up happily Hugh: Christopher Christopher high fives Andy and stands up Hugh: Courtney Courtney smiles and stands up Hugh: Gia Gia jumps up happy Hugh: Mark Mark gets up and hugs Courtney Kathy is left sitting down Kathy: Wait? What? Hugh: Sorry Kathy, you’ve been eliminated Kathy: Seriously?! Hugh: Yes, you’re doing in the surfboard juggling wasn’t
good either the surfboard shook you off at the same time the apple hit you Kathy: I guess I’m just not too good at either Courtney: You did fine though Kathy: (smiles) Thanks Kathy says goodbye to her former competition and gets her
luggage. She then walks over to the taxi Hugh: Disperse Scene 219: In taxi Kathy: 8th place, was so not expecting that. Too
bad Marlena’s the only one left to carry on the Otter legacy, of failure
(sighs) this was cool though, so I’m happy Scene 220: The group wakes up in the building that the
Badgers hid in during the Speedball challenge Mark (waking up with Courtney on top of him): Wha-what the
hell? Andy: This building again? Todd: Our speedball hiding place! Courtney (snuggling against Mark): Why are we here? Marlena: Did Hugh knock us out again?! That lousy piece of
s**t host! Christopher: Marlena, settle down, please Marlena looks at Christopher, she smiles a little Marlena: Oh-okay Christopher: Thanks (smiles) Gia: Well, they has to be a reason why we’re here Christopher looks at his watch Christopher: It’s 3:00 in the morning Gia: Great (gets up and looks above her) theirs only one
light working still Hugh (speakers): Good midnight contestants, do you smell
something? The group sniff the air Christopher (scared): …Smoke Hugh: Yep, this challenge involves the fact that you must
evacuate the building, good luck Marlena (furious): F**K YOU! Gia: Chill the hell out Marlena: Why?! He’s gonna kill us! The group start getting freaked. Andy gets up and goes to
the stairs Andy: S**t, the whole bottom floor is on fire! Courtney: Oh no! Todd: We gotta go upstairs! Christopher tries running towards the window but it won’t
budge Christopher: Hugh screwed the window shut! Marlena: (screams) Gia, feeling somewhat a change in heart puts her hand on
Marlena’s shoulder Gia: We’ll get out of this Marlena looks at Gia and lays her head on Gia’s chest.
Courtney hit’s her own forehead Mark: Let’s go! The group runs upstairs as the fire comes up to the second
floor. Christopher looks up Christopher: Their! A seal that leads outside, quick get on
each other’s shoulders Christopher gets on Mark’s shoulders, Andy on Christopher’s,
Todd on Andy’s, Courtney on Todd’s, Marlena on Courtney’s and Gia on Marlena’s.
Gia is able to open the latch and a rope ladder falls down. The group get off
each other and begin climbing, Courtney first Christopher: Hurry! Marlena looks to her right and finds a piece of wood Marlena (quietly): Revenge While the others are occupied with climbing, Marlena hits
Andy on the back of the head with the wood. No one notices, he’s been knocked
out Scene 221: The group is all out. Christopher takes a look Christopher: Wait, where’s Andy?! Courtney: No! Mark runs to the opening and sees Andy lying on the ground
as the fire comes closer to him. The floor is also about to give out under him.
Christopher jumps down Gia: Chris! Be careful and get Andy! Christopher picks up Andy quickly before the fire ravages
him. He climbs out quickly and everyone is out. 50 gallons of water fall from
above and quickly douse the fire, along with the teens. They, except Marlena,
don’t care that they are wet Mark: Andy, what happened? Andy: Something hit me on the head Gia looks surprised then looks behind her. Marlena Gia: You f*****g b***h! Marlena: What the hell do you want? Gia: You knocked Andy out! He was almost killed! Marlena: Oh yeah, blame it on me why don’t you! The group don’t believe Marlena Courtney: Your times up Marlena looks shocked Scene 222: Camera static Andy: I can’t believe Marlena would go all the way to the
point of killing…. Camera change Marlena: You don’t scare me Courtney Camera change Courtney: You’re dead meat Marlena, raw Scene 223: Ritual. Group is sitting around as Hugh walks up.
Everyone is irritated with him Hugh: I know you wanna kill me, but it was for the- Christopher (annoyed): Safe it Hugh: Okay, Chris, fore saving Andy, you win immunity so
anyone who voted for him has their vote declared null and void Christopher: Awesome! Hugh: Let’s see, Todd and Mark Todd and Mark stand up Hugh: Gia and Courtney Gia and Courtney smile and stand up Hugh: Marlena and Andy. Marlena what you did was really
wrong, manslaughter I tell you. Andy, you being here makes no sense, but it’s
pretty obvious who is out Andy looks relaxed but the others notice Marlena is as well Hugh: Sorry Mar-(shocked face) what, are you guys kidding
me! You voted Andy off! Andy (shocked): What? Marlena: Ha! Andy: I can’t believe this Mark: You shouldn’t, I voted for Marlena Courtney: Same here Gia and Todd nod as well Christopher: And so did I Marlena: Bullshit, look at the papers then! Hugh takes the papers from his jacket pocket Hugh: 6 votes for Andy, 1 for Marlena Mark: That’s bullcrap! Courtney: Yeah, I’m not buying it Hugh: I’m sorry, as much as I wanna kick Marlena off, I
can’t. Unless I can find the original papers, Andy, I’m sorry man Andy: (sighs) it’s cool brah, I made it far, I’m proud Hugh gets Marlena’s luggage back in her room and gets Andy’s
down. Andy says goodbye to the group and gets his luggage. He makes eye contact
with Marlena. He just shakes his head and walks down to the taxi Hugh: Disperse Scene 224: In taxi Andy: 7th place, yeah baby! Although I’m proud of
the listing, I’m pissed that Marlena can get away with this. I’ll be looking
forward to her going down, hopefully painfully (nods happily) Scene 225: The group assembles for lunch at 12:00. Hugh
strides in Hugh: No findings of any other papers, Marlena (sighs)
you’re Scott-free Todd: Yeah, does that remind you of someone else you got rid
of, Scott? Marlena: Shut up pint-size Todd: No Marlena growls angrily Hugh: Todays challenge is lunch! Gia: Hugh, this is not another eating contest right? Hugh: It’s an elimination eating contest. First person to
get water will be automatically eliminated from the game The contestants get scared for a second, all of them knowing
that they will lose is one drop of water touches their lips Hugh: Today’s challenge is (techno music plays) the Super
Crazy Explosive Mega Omega Hot Sandwich Challenge! Scene 226: Camera static Christopher: This should be easy (grins) Scene 227: The contestants are sitting as Hugh brings a big
sandwich in front of each of them Hugh: Begin whenever, I wish you luck Each person takes a bite of their sandwich at the same time Todd: (screams) Christopher: (laughs) The contestants wait three minutes. Marlena is going easily
while Courtney’s face is turning red. However she refuses the water The contestants finish their sandwiches Marlena: Victory tastes satisfying doesn’t it, Courtney Courtney can’t take it. Upset, she drinks the water Mark’s eyes get big Mark: No… Hugh: Courtney, you’ve been eliminated Courtney (upset): I couldn’t take it…. The others, except Marlena, drink their water Hugh: It looks like Marlena wins (unexcited) yay Marlena shoves him aside Marlena: Triple death elimination, me versus Courtney Hugh: What? She lost, you won Marlena: I want her to pay Hugh: What do you want? Scene 228: Hockey rink, Marlena and Courtney are wrestling.
Marlena easily has the upper hand against Courtney, who is lacking the spirit
now Mark (in crowd): Come on Court, if you win, Marlena will be
out Marlena: Shut up Mark! Marlena punches Courtney into the ropes. She then uses her
foot and starts choking Courtney by pressing her neck against the ropes Mark gets up but Gia tells him to settle down Gia: Mark, cool it Mark: She already took my best friend, now my girlfriend, I
won’t let her Marlena: Say uncle! Say it! Courtney (weakly): No… Marlena picks Courtney up and slaps her a few times Scene 229: Camera static Gia: I can’t watch this anymore, this is so graphic,
Marlena, you’ll pay Scene 230: Marlena throws Courtney out of the ring Hugh (disturbed): I’m sorry Courtney, you’re still out Courtney (defeated/weak): I never wanted to do this Mark runs to her and holds her. He then looks at Marlena,
anger in his eyes Marlena (cruelly): Tell her to suck it up Mark loses it. He almost attacks Marlena but Christopher and
Todd hold him back Christopher: Don’t Mark, it’s not worth it Mark looks angrily at Marlena who blows a kiss to him. Mark
gets angrier Scene 231: Mark and Courtney are by the taxi. Her luggage is
in the taxi. Courtney has her head wrapped and a bruise on her cheek Courtney: I hate her Mark: She’s gonna pay, for everything Courtney: Make it far, for the both of us. You really
changed me from who I used to be. I used to be an outsider, never wanting to
associate with others at a major basis. But you changed me, you’re that great.
I’ll see to that you win this and defeat Marlena Mark: Without a doubt, I’m gonna win this, for you Mark and Courtney kiss. They have their arms wrapped around
each other tightly. Mark unwillingly lets go of her as she enters the taxi. The
taxi drives off, leaving Mark feel a part of him has left Scene 232: In taxi Courtney: 6th place, I’m proud. I’m hope Mark
wins, he’s just that great (smiles happily) I’m not gonna b***h about Marlena,
it’s pretty obvious that everyone hates her Scene 233: Guys room. Mark is furiously pacing around the
room Todd: Mark, lie down man, calm yourself Mark: She almost beat my girlfriend to a bloody mess Todd, I
wanna see Marlena destroyed Christopher: We all go The guys hear the sound of glass shattering next door. They
are all silent until Todd:…CATFIGHT! Scene 234: Girls room. Gia has Marlena in a headlock Gia: What the hell is the matter with you, you b***h!
Courtney didn’t deserve that, you did! Marlena gets out of the headlock and throws Gia onto her bed
and pounces on her, forcefully put her hands on Gia’s arms Marlena: I don’t care, I like being dominant over you people Gia: Are you always like this! Marlena (hesitates):…No, I just like being this way Gia: But it affects your relationship with others, can’t you
see, sorry to put it this way, but everyone hates you! Marlena: Screw everyone! I’m myself, I’m crazy! Gia pushes Marlena off her angrily Gia: Marlena, you are such a prima donna Marlena looks at Gia for a second, it seems as though she’s
coming to reality Marlena: Gia, you’re right, what am I doing (holds her head)
no, you’re wrong, I’m the strongest competitor here, my tactics always work,
now one can stop me! Gia (concerned): Marlena, are you okay? Marlena: I’m fine! Scene 235: Camera static Gia: That was strange, it was like, she’s forced to be the
way she is. I don’t know what to say. Problem is, if that’s true, I don’t know
if people are gonna believe her if she tries to overcome the bitchiness. After
what they’ve been through, I highly doubt they will forgive her Scene 236: Venting room. Hugh is drinking a soda Hugh: Down to the final five, bitchy Marlena, friendly
Christopher, sexy Gia, goofy Todd and loveable Mark are the remaining
competitors. I hope you didn’t forget our old friends though. We saw Clint,
Alexandria, Deaisha, Glenn, Anthony, Jason, Hayley, Bryant, Goose, Kendra,
Scott, Nicole, Marissa, Alan, Hanna, Seymour, Kathy, Andy and Courtney all lose
their shots at the million dollars. Well if you miss them, you’ll see them,
along with two additional contestants at the ultimate battle between the final
three for the million. Now that five remain, the challenges are going to get
harder, trust me. We’ll see you tomorrow on the Million Dollar Odyssey Scene 237: Marlena, Christopher, Gia, Todd and Mark are
seated in the dining room for breakfast. The woods from Seymour’s doghouse has
not been removed from the walls yet. Hugh walks in Hugh: Hello final five, you guys are all so close to the
million and now, the challenges will become more challenging Todd: More challenging than a 6 hour race? Christopher: Walking on a balance beam for 30 minutes over
thorns Gia: Skydive fighting Marlena: That obstacle course thing Mark: Trapped in a burning building ring a bell? Hugh (annoyed): Okay, okay, those were hard challenges but
these will be harder than those Everyone groans Hugh: (laughs) don’t worry, it could be worse The group stare at him unimpressed Hugh: (chuckles slyly): Okay let’s go over todays challenge.
A loud roar is heard. The group gets creped Hugh: A 17 foot tall electronic Grizzly bear is roaming the
resort. It won’t attack or maul you (winks at camera) but it will capture you.
If capture, you lose. Winner is the one who is unable to avoid being captured The group stared angrily at Hugh Christopher: This will be fun Gia: Yeah, Hugh trying to kill us again Marlena: Yeah what do you have against- Grizzly (off camera): (growls) Hugh: You better start running Scene 237: The group is all hiding in different places. Gia
in the dining room, Mark in the hockey rink, Todd in the tree house from the
speedball challenge, Christopher is hiding behind the curtain of the stage from
the music challenge, Marlena decides to run into the hockey rink. Gia looks out
of the window of the dining room and sees big hairy legs walking outside Gia (scared): Why does it have to be here? Scene 238: Hockey rink Mark: Why are you here? Marlena: I don’t want some oversized bear attacking me right
now Mark: (laughs) I do Marlena: You do? Mark: No, you being attacked Marlena: Funny Mark: I should throw you out of here, bear food Marlena: Why do you wanna do that Mark: Yesterday ring a bell Marlena: Oh…Courtney Mark: What you did was the lowest you’ve ever stooped, to be
honest, I can’t believe I’m actually talking to you Marlena: Let’s put that behind us Mark (angry): I still see her beaten face Marlena! I don’t
wanna see it, but when I close my eyes or think about her, that’s all I see! Marlena: You…care that much for her. We’ve only been her for
like 19 days Mark: But we bonded, something you need to try for once Marlena looks at Mark, she feels bad Marlena: Mark, I…didn’t know what came over me, it’s just
(grabs her head) no, she deserved it! Mark (angry): You know what, go be a pain in the a*s to
someone else, I’m done reasoning with you. You never listen, for you it’s just
me-me-me. I couldn’t care less Mark turns away. Marlena looks as though she wants to
apologize Scene 239: Todd is in the tree house when the bear walks up
to it Todd (quietly): Oh come on The bear sees Todd Todd (gulps): I’m not going down without a fight Todd jumps at the bear but the bear catches him and throws
him towards the resort. Luckily the back entrance is open and Todd lands near
the dining room. He’s not injured but he’s freaked Hugh (loudspeakers): Todd’s been eliminated Gia sees Todd from the dining room. She runs out Gia: I don’t care if you’re eliminated, I need to get you to
safety Gia lifts Todd and helps him into the dining room Scene 240: Christopher is still behind the curtains Growling Christopher: Oh man Christopher takes a look from behind the curtains and sees
the bear, who in turn sees him and runs up to him Christopher: (yells) Scene 241: Mark and Marlena have left the hockey rink and
are running through the forest to get back to the camp Hugh (loudspeakers): Christopher has been eliminated Growling Marlena: Run faster! Mark: It would be funny if I tripped you right now Marlena scowls Mark: (laughs) But I’m not mean, so just follow me. But
don’t think I’m giving you sympathy Marlena: Yeah, yeah whatever They keep running but the bear appears in front of them Mark and Marlena: Oh come on! Scene 242: Dining room. Gia is waiting and Todd is lying on
the table Hugh (loudspeakers): Mark has been eliminated Gia looks out the window and sees Marlena fly onto the grass Hugh (loudspeakers): (laughing hard) And Marlena is
eliminated as well, leaving Gia as the winner Gia: Yes! Hugh (loudspeakers): Ritual tonight! Scene 243: Venting room. Hugh is watching Marlena get hit by
the bear several times on the camera. He’s laughing really hard Hugh (laughing to the point of crying): This never gets old! Scene 244: Ritual. The group is sitting in the circle,
Marlena has her head wrapped, and Todd has an icepack on his stomach. Gia is
standing up Hugh: Mark Mark stands up Hugh: Marlena Marlena smirks and stands up Hugh: Todd and Christopher, let’s see who the hands have
circled Christopher and Todd watch closely has Hugh says the final
name Hugh:…Todd, you’ve been eliminated Todd sighs and says goodbye to Mark, Christopher and Gia. He
gets his luggage, winks at Marlena, who surprisingly doesn’t roll her eyes at
him. He then leaves to go to the taxi Hugh: Disperse Scene 245: In taxi Todd: I made the final five and came in 5th
place. I did the second best of my whole team! I am totally happy right now!
Yeah, I winked at Marlena, but I don’t care if she’s mean, she’s sexy! Anyways,
I am a very proud person right here (takes a sip of sparkling cider and smiles) Scene 246: Camera static Hugh: With our goofy goofus Todd gone, and I still can’t
believe he made it this far, we have four contestants left. Tomorrows challenge
won’t be physically hard, but mentally hard. But for the battle of blood, sweat
and tears, and trust me, the challenge between the final 3 in going to have all
that, you need to wait one more episode of the Million Dollar Odyssey! Scene 247: The final four are at breakfast, Hugh walks in Hugh: Today is going to test your brains, hope you guys like
math! Everyone moans angrily Mark: I’d rather listen to Bryant’s horrible song again Gia: I’d rather get beat up in hockey by Andy again Marlena: I’d rather be on another pyramid again Christopher: I’d rather eat a hot sandwich Hugh: Okay already, I’ll see you guys in 2 hours Scene 248: Camera static Gia: Final four, I’m so excited! Marlena and I are the only
girls left, Mark and Chris are the only guys left. Tough competitors but I
might have this Camera change Marlena: Final four, I knew I would make it. Time to show
everyone that the Otters aren’t the inferior team after all Camera change Mark: Final Badger left. I got this. This one’s for your
Court (winks at the camera) Camera change Christopher: This is gonna be a good one Scene 249: The final four are sitting on the stage as Hugh
walks up Hugh: You each will be given 5 questions. Winner has the
most correct answers. Mark we start with you Mark (ready): Shoot Hugh: One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead
of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196
legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and
how many humans and horses are there? You have 2 minutes to answer Mark writes down various things on his paper as the time
ticks Hugh: Time! Your answer? Mark: Judging from the way I worked it out, the answer would
be 24 horses and 50 humans. Hugh (surprised): You are correct! Gia and Marlena look shocked at him, Christopher claps Hugh: Christopher, you’re up Christopher: I’m ready Hugh: y = log x, If y = 10, then what is x? Christopher quickly finishes the problem in 45 seconds Christopher: x = 1 Hugh: Correct! Gia and Marlena still look shocked Hugh: Gia, you’re up Gia: Oh, yay Hugh: 10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1 = 10! Can this be true?! Why or
why not? Gia works out the problem as best as she can Hugh: Time, Gia? Gia: Yes, but I don’t have an explanation Hugh: I’m sorry, but you get no points Gia sighs Hugh: Marlena Marlena: Go Hugh: What place in this world can have their temperatures
Fahrenheit and Celsius equal? Marlena: Um, Antarctica? Hugh: Correct! Mark, If x*x + 2x - 35 = 0, then x = ? Mark: -5 and 7 Hugh: Correct!
Christopher, If ax*x + bx +c = 0, then what is x? Christopher: Hmmm, (-b +/- d)/2a=x Hugh: Wow, correct! Gia, what is the area of a regular
hexagon with sides 1 in. long? Gia: 2 Hugh: Incorrect, it’s 3. Marlena, you have two block of clay
in cube form and the edges are 10 cm. How many spheres with a radius of 5 cm
can you make with that amount of clay? Marlena: 5 Hugh: Incorrect, 3. Mark, Every month, a girl gets
allowance. Assume last year she had no money, and kept it up to now. Then she
spends 1/2 of her money on clothes, then 1/3 of the remaining money on games,
and then 1/4 of the remaining money on toys. After she bought all of that, she
had $7777 left. Assuming she only gets money by allowance, how much money does
she earn every month? Mark: $2222 Hugh: Correct! Christopher, The two functions f and g
defined by f(x) = 3x + 3 for x real and g(t) = 3t + 3 for t real and positive are
equal? Christopher: False Hugh: Correct, Gia, if functions f and
g have domains DF and Dg respectively, then the domain of f / g is given by (A) The union of DF and Dg (B) The intersection of DF and Dg (C) The intersection of DF and Dg
without the zeros of function g (D) None of the above Gia: C Hugh: Yep, you got! Marlena; True or
False. The graph of f(x) and that of f(x + 2) are the same Marlena: False? Hugh: Correct, so far Mark and Chris
are tied at 3 apiece, Gia is slumping while Marlena has 2. Mark, Let the closed
interval [a , b] be the domain of function f. The domain of f(x - 3) is given
by (A) The open interval (a , b) (B) The closed interval [a , b] (C) The closed interval [a - 3 , b - 3]
(D) The closed interval [a + 3 , b + 3] Mark: D Hugh: Correct! Chris, Let the interval
(a , +infinity) be the range of function f. The range of f(x) - 4 is given by (A) The interval (a - 4 , +infinity) (B) The interval (a + 4, +infinity) (C) The interval (a, +infinity) (C) None of the above Christopher: I’m going to have to go
with A Hugh: And right you are! Gia, True or
False. The equation y = | x | , with y >= 0, represents y as a function of
x. Gia: True? Hugh: Yep! Marlena, True or False. The
equation x = | y | , with x >= 0, represents y as a function of x. Marlena: True Hugh: Sorry, but it’s false. Mark,
final question, the slope of the tangent is equal to 3. At the point of
tangency y ' = 3. Mark: y ' = 2 x = 3 Scene 250: Camera static Mark: Yeah, I’m good at math. I don’t like it, but
it comes easy for me Scene 251: Game show Hugh: Correct! Chris, if you get this right, you
and Mark will continue. Gia and Marlena, sorry, but you both have been
eliminated Gia and Marlena sigh Hugh: Chris, you ready? Christopher: Oh yeah! Hugh: if xy=1 what is the value of:
2^(x+y)^2/2^(x-y)^2 A 1 B 2 C 4 D 16 E 19 Christopher: I’m going to have to go with E Hugh:…I’m sorry Chris, that’s incorrect. This means
Mark wins immunity and a spot in the final 3 Mark: WOOOHOOO! Hugh: One of you will not be making it to the
final 3, ritual tonight! Scene 252: Ritual. Mark is standing up proudly.
Hugh walks over Hugh: Welcome final four. When I call your name,
you’re safe from elimination and have secured a spot in the final 3. The first
name is, Marlena Marlena jumps up excitedly and hugs Mark. Mark
doesn’t know what to do but he goes along with it Hugh: Gia and Christopher. Two good friends from
the former Beaver team. One of you has been selected to go to the finals, the
other has made it a long way but that wasn’t enough, and has been eliminated.
The last name on my list is…. Gia and Christopher look anxiously to see what
fate has chosen Hugh:…. Gia and Christopher still look, Mark and Marlena
feel the tension Hugh:…Gia Gia jumps up and hugs Mark and Marlena tightly.
For all of them, they are all happy, not even remembering the fact that Marlena
is their enemy Hugh: I’m sorry Chris, you’ve made it a long way Christopher: It’s cool, I wish them luck, even
Marlena. I guess their happiness is rubbing off on me. And Christopher Aloysius
Brody does not leave with his head held down Christopher hugs Mark and Gia and nods to Marlena.
He gets his luggage and says his final goodbyes before entering the taxi Hugh: Final 3, I hope you’re ready for tomorrow,
it will be painful, now disperse! Scene 253: In taxi Christopher: 4th place is something
that I’m happy about. I bested 20 other competitors but was unable to make it.
I guess my knowledge made me seem like a threat. It doesn’t matter though, I’ll
be back tomorrow as a commentator with the others, later days! Scene 254: Camera static Hugh: With Chris out, the final three have been
chosen. Mark Stuart Walker, a former member of the Badgers, Gia Francesca
Giordano, a former member of the Beavers and Marlena Lechsinska Biel, a former
member of the Otters. All of them are strong competitors and have are going to
go full out for the million dollars tomorrow. Someone will win the first
challenge causing a tie-breaker between the other two in which the loser will
be eliminated. Then it comes down to the battle between the final two. Excited,
so am I Scene 255: Mark’s room Mark is listening to music on his iPod while
exercising in his room. Being the only guy left now, he has freedom Scene 256: Girls room Marlena and Gia are both training as well, knowing
that tomorrow will be the biggest day for them Scene 257: Hugh appears bright and early in front
of the resort Hugh: Welcome to the Million Dollar Odyssey
Finale. We saw 24 competitors fight for the chance to win a million dollars. 21
contestants have fallen and 3 remain. Now, it’s time to see how things will end Scene 258: The final 3 walk over to the dining
room. They all trained and got good sleep the night before and are ready for
today. They walk in where they are greeted by the 21 previously eliminated
contestants who are all seated at the table in the order they were eliminated.
Hugh enters as well Hugh: Good morning everyone, the final 3 have
arrived! Everyone claps and cheers Hugh: Here’s Clint, Alexandria, Deaisha, Glenn,
Anthony, Jason, Hayley, Bryant, Goose, Kendra, Scott, Nicole, Marissa, Alan,
Hanna, Seymour, Kathy, Andy, Courtney, Todd and Christopher. The contestants
who have been previously eliminated. They are here to choose who they are
rooting for and for some chat side commentaries. Let’s see who they root for Clint: Mark Alexandria: Gia Deaisha: Gia Glenn: Mark Anthony: Mark Jason: Gia Hayley: Gia Bryant: Mark Goose: Gia Kendra: Mark Scott: Mark Nicole: Gia Marissa: Mark Alan: Mark Hanna: Mark Seymour: Gia Kathy: Gia Andy: Mark Courtney: Mark (makes a heart with her hands) Todd: Gia Christopher: Gia Hugh: 11 people support Mark, 10 people support
Gia and no people support Marlena. Hayley and Kendra flip Marlena off. Marlena growls
quietly Hugh: Everyone, follow me to the back of the
resort The group all gets up and follow Hugh Scene 259: The eliminated contestants sit in nice
looking seats. They are no longer in the way they were eliminated, they are now
with their friends or boyfriend/girlfriends Hugh: The first part of this challenge is two
parts. You must run through your side of the forest to get to an underground
seal. There you must figure out the combination before the water touches the
electrical wires. First one to make it back secures a spot in the final 2 and
the two who make is back next must do a tie breaker Mark, Gia and Marlena nod. Mark is on the far left
with his supporters behind him, Gia is in the middle with her supporters behind
her and Marlena is at the far right with no supporters Hugh: In front of the eliminated contestants are
laptops which they can see how their person is doing, they can also communicate
with them via the ear pieces in everyone’s ear. Are you guys ready?! They all nod Hugh: Then begin! The groups run into the forest as everyone cheers Scene 260: Mark Mark is running past the trees and jumping over
logs Alan (via earpiece): Hey Mark, be careful, there
is a trap coming up with snakes in a bag Mark: Thanks Alan Mark jumps and rolls over the trap setting for the
snakes Scene 261: Gia Gia is using acrobatic moves to get past the
obstacles in her way Alexandria (via earpiece): You’re doing great Gia,
keep it up! Gia: Thanks Lexi Nicole (via earpiece): Also watch out for the
scorpion slingshot coming up to your left Gia: Gotcha Nicole Gia does a backflip and avoids the flying
scorpions Scene 262: Marlena Marlena has to use her instinct to get past traps
due to no one helping her. She, however, hits a boulder which causes meat to
fly in the air. Growls are heard. Marlena turns around and sees angry dogs
behind Marlena: Why me?! (Screams) Scene 263: Everyone is laughing as the dogs attack
Marlena Goose: This is better than almost anything else Anthony: Goose, you are so right Clint: True that guys They all laugh Scene 264: Gia is the first to make it to the
seal, followed very shortly by Mark, they quickly get into their seals Scene 265: Marlena quickly runs to find her seal.
She’s beaten but not ready to give up. She gets into her seal Scene 266: Mark’s side Hanna: Mark, here’s the first question to find the
5 number code, when did Glenn lose his first tooth? Mark (on computer): I’m gonna have to go with 6 Glenn: Nice man! Mark plugs the code in Andy: Alright brah, how about this, how many dogs
does Anthony have? Mark: 1 Anthony: Good man Scene 267: Gia’s side Hayley: Okay Gia, you’ve already got 7, here’s one
when did Kathy get her first hair cut? Gia (on computer): I remember, she was 9! Kathy: You got! Scene 268: Marlena in her seal Marlena: Anyone? Someone help me with my combo,
the waters coming fast! Scene 269: Mark finishes his code and stops the
water. He climbs out and quickly runs back to the beginning Scott: Keep it up Mark! Kendra: Yeah, you’re the only one out so far! Seymour: Not for long, (to Gia via earpiece) babe,
you got it Gia (on computer): Yeah Hun, I just gotta (turns
the valve) there, I’m done, coming out now! Deaisha: Woohoo! There you do Gia! Scene 270: Marlena Marlena: The waters about to touch the wires! Scene 271: Alan has a change of heart and runs
over to the lone computer at Marlena’s spot. He puts the earpiece on Glenn: Alan! What are you doing! Alan: Marlena may be a b***h, but I’m not letting her
die, I wanna see her go down in the tie-breaker Alan turns on the computer Scene 271: Marlena is scared, the end is near Alan (via earpiece): Marlena, you there? Marlena (shocked/happy): Alan? Alan: Yeah it’s me, I’m not letting you die out
there okay, and your combo is 44759! Marlena plugs the combo in quickly. It works and
the water stops Marlena (thankful): Oh, Alan, you saved me! Alan: It’s the least I can do, just go! Marlena climbs out of the seal and runs as Alan
gets back in his seat at Mark’s station. Seconds later Mark runs out of the
forest. Looking to his left, he sees he’s the first one back. Happily relieved,
he falls on his knees with his hands in the air Hugh: And Mark made it to the final two! Mark’s group jumps up and congratulates him. Mark
and Courtney share a kiss. Gia and Marlena make it out at barely the same time
due to Marlena having a change in spirit due to Alan’s help Hugh: Gia and Marlena, it’s time for the
tie-breaker! Gia and Marlena are both tired and nod Hugh: Todd and Bryant came up with the challenge Todd: You bet we did, tell em Bryant! Bryant: Will do, Gia and Marlena, you’re challenge
is…a fencing duel! The girls nod Bryant: First one to get hit 3 times is eliminated
from the show and must join us here Todd: Yep, winner will face off with Mark for the
final battle Clint throws to fencing swords to them and the
girls catch them. They place the swords done and put the fencing gear on and
pick their swords back up Kendra: You may begin, now! Gia: On guard! Marlena: Ready? Kendra: Fence! The girls go at it, Marlena is able to jab Gia
quickly the first time Anthony: Marlena-1, Gia-0 Marlena: On guard! Gia: Ready? Deaisha: Fence! The girls go at it again and Gia is able to
quickly get Marlena, who left herself open Seymour: Yes! Marlena-1, Gia-1 Gia: On guard! Marlena: Ready? Glenn: Fence! The girls go at it for the third time. Gia is able
to hit Marlena again Goose: Gia-2, Marlena-1 Marlena: On guard! Gia: Ready? Andy: Fence! The girls duel again. Gia is feeling overconfident
and Marlena is able to hit her Nicole: Gia-2, Marlena-2 Alan: Okay, it’s up to this, first one who hits
the other will advance The girls get ready for the final bout Gia: On guard! Marlena: Ready? Hanna: Fence! The girls go at it once more. This one is much
more intense than the previous duels, just then, Marlena hits Gia’s sword down.
The crowd gasps. Marlena lunges towards Gia but misses as Gia flips behind
Marlena, grabs the sword, kicks Marlena’s sword out of her hands, kicks Marlena
in the stomach ,causing her to go down and jabs the sword on Marlena’s stomach.
Everyone is quiet as they stare at Gia and Marlena. Marlena looks at the sword,
it’s touching her stomach Hugh: And Gia has made it to the final two! Gia throws off the mask and smiles as her group
holds her up. Everyone cheers Marlena: NOOO! Damn it! Hugh: I’m sorry Marlena, you’ve been eliminated Marlena: (yells) Alan walks up to her and offers his hands to help
her up. Marlena is reluctant but she accepts. Alan nods at her and then walks
back to Hayley who grabs his hand Hugh: Gia and Mark, it’s time for your final
challenge Scene 272: The 22 eliminated contestants all watch
as Mark and Gia stand by a steep hill Hugh: The first one to climb this hill and places
a flag on top of it, Mark’s red or Gia’s orange, wins the challenge and will be
the winner of the Million Dollar Odyssey! Everyone cheers, except Marlena, who only claps Scene 273: Camera static Marlena: For beating me at fencing I respect Gia.
Don’t tell anyone I said that though Scene 274: The hill Hugh: Begin! Everyone cheers as Mark and Gia climb quickly to
get up the hill, both are having trouble but keep going. Mark is leading Courtney: Come on babe! Seymour: Gia, keep it up! Mark goes quickly when he sees a goat grazing to
his right. Gia almost slips but it able to continue. Problem, is Mark is almost
to the top. Gia climbs quicker but the goat sees her. She tries hard to avoid
it and does, causing the goat to fall over. She continues when she sees Mark
touch the top. Gia makes it further but Mark gets on the top and slams the flag
into the ground Mark (overjoyed happiness): YES!!!!!!!! Hugh: And Mark Walker is the winner of the Million
Dollar Odyssey! Everyone claps and both Mark and Gia slide down
the mountain. Everyone hugs Mark, including Gia Scene 275: Camera static Gia: 2nd place is amazing! I made it so
far. I’m actually really happy Mark won. He’s a cool guy but hey, I still win
as well Scene 276: Hugh hands Mark a briefcase full on
money. Mark takes it as the group holds him in the air Mark: ALRIGHT!!!!!! Seymour and Gia kiss as everyone it pretty much
happy Scene 277: Dining room, everyone is dancing and
having a good time, except Marlena, whose just sitting down when Hugh walks in Hugh: Hi everyone, after all we went through, it’s
time to say goodbye to the Million Dollar Odyssey. I must say I think we all
enjoyed it! Everyone cheers, Marlena claps Hugh: I’m glad, well, I’m Hugh Wright and these
are those wacky teens that just went through some crazy shenanigans. Have a
goodnight, thank you! Everyone cheers and the screen fades to black (Before credits roll) Scene 278: Camera static Hugh: Thank you few watching the Million Dollar
Odyssey, this was a complete blast! Who knows, maybe a season 2? But I’m
getting ahead of myself. Before this season officially ends, here’s the
audition tapes from Clint to Mark, enjoy, and I’ll see you later. I’m Hugh
Wright, and thank you for watching the program (fades to black) Scene 279: Clint’s Audition Tape Clint appears on a black horse Clint: Hello there, I’m Clint Hendricks. You see,
a show like this needs smarts. I may be a country boy but that won’t stop me. I
hope you’ll take me in consideration (waves to the camera) Scene 280: Alexandria’s Audition Tape Alexandria is laying on an orange beanbag Alexandria: Hi, I’m Alexandria Hamilton. I am a
cheerleader who loves to tan and I’m also on the debate team. I think with
that, choosing me will be a really good choice. Thanks (waves to the camera) Scene 281: Deaisha’s Audition Tape Deaisha is sitting at her computer in her chair Deaisha: Hi there! I’m Deaisha Clark and you know
what I’m gonna be doing, taking home the cash prize, that’s what! (Raises her
hands) money, money, mo-(falls out of her chair) ouch! Scene 282: Glenn’s Audition Tape Glenn is sitting in his dining room drinking a mug
of sparkling cider Glenn: Hi, I’m Glenn Merrick. In this show, you
need people who have strategy skills and I think I’m the best qualified for
that. Hahaha, also the money would help a bunch (grins) Scene 283: Anthony’s Audition Tape Anthony is in his room Anthony: Hey, I’m Anthony Medina and if you want
someone to go far, well I’m your man. I can go far if I put my minds to it.
(Throws a paper airplane out of his room) Anthony’s dad (off camera): Ow! My eye! Anthony: Damn it Scene 284: Jason’s audition tape Jason is waxing his 1959 red Chevy Impala Jason: Hey, Jason Gordon here. I hope to get
chosen mainly because I can use car insurance. I’m also easy going and hope to
have a fun experience there Scene 285: Hayley’s Audition Tape Hayley is at a soccer field holding a soccer ball Hayley: Hi there, I’m Hayley Crawford! The main
reason I wanna join the show is to show my athleticism, but meeting a cute boy
won’t hurt either Scene 286: Bryant’s Audition Tape Bryant is chilling in his room holding a baseball Bryant: What’s up everyone, I’m Bryant Kirk. I
wanna be on this show because I wanna have a good time and it would be a great
way to spend my summer. Hope you count me in! Scene 287: Goose’s Audition Tape Goose is holding is black bass with a painted
orange spider on it Goose: What’s up guys, I’m Rick Ganderman but
everyone calls me Goose, due to my last name. It would be killer to join this
show because I think it will be Rockin’ to be on TV. I do hope there is a music
challenge though Scene 288: Kendra’s Audition Tape Kendra is relaxing on a raft in her pool Kendra: Hi, I’m Kendra Conway and I’m interested
in this show because the money would be great, but also I wanna meet some cool
people there as well Scene 289: Scott’s Audition Tape Scott is filming in his forest. You can’t see him
however Scott: Hey guys, I’m Scott Roberts. I hear you
guys are going to be filming in Michigan and there is some great stuff to film
there. If I win, I hope to get some cool camera stuff Scene 290: Nicole’s Audition Tape Nicole is painting her nails, oblivious to her
camera. She is also on her phone Nicole: Yeah so Larissa said he was so yesterday
and I like agreed with her but Amber got into an argument with her and stuff.
Besides Tommy was so scared when Jill pranked him into massaging a sumo
wrestler (laughs) Scene 291: Marissa’s Audition Tape Marissa is in her room, standing up Marissa: Hi, I’m Marissa Marta Taylor. I’m mainly
in this for the money, not for me, but for my whole family. I got five sisters,
my mom has a horrible job and my father’s on the run somewhere (sighs) Scene 292: Alan’s Audition Tape Alan is finishing a drum solo. He hits the cymbals Alan: Hi, I’m Alan Chandler. Normally people look
at me, they expect a nerd, but after I play the drums, they think I’m a legend
(laughs) I think this show would be really cool to do though, so, think about
it Scene 293: Hanna’s Audition Tape Hanna is relaxing at the beach lying on a towel Hanna: Hey, I’m Hanna Sinclair. Of course money
would be really cool but I also wanna meet some new people, which would be
awesome! Scene 294: Seymour’s Audition Tape Seymour is at a lounge Seymour: Hi, I’m Seymour Stevens. I hope to join
this show for the fun, the fame, the fortune, and the friends (sips his drink)
very good Owner (off camera): Excuse me, what’s your age
again? Seymour: Um, (gets up grabs his camera and runs
out) Scene 295: Kathy’s Audition Tape Kathy is on a fake surfboard a throwing an apple
up and down Kathy: Hi, I’m Kathryn Jane Emerson, but call me
Kathy. I enjoy juggling, but I’m not too good at it. I like surfing and
especially playing the bass. It would be sweet to meet new people though Scene 296: Andy’s Audition Tape Andy is playing hockey Andy: Hey everyone, Andy Dyman’s the name. This
show would be perfect because I will have competition and it would be great to
test my prowess , yeah! (Hits the puck and it slams into the camera) Scene 297: Courtney’s Audition Tape Courtney is lighting candle in her otherwise dark
room Courtney: Hi, I’m Courtney Allen. I only hope to
join because my doctor said I should get out more Scene 298: Todd’s Audition Tape Todd is sitting at a diner with a black trench
coat on, black sunglasses and a cup of coffee Todd: I like money, mainly because it helps with
the women, which I think is much better than money (a girls walks past him and
he wolf whistles and accidently spills his hot coffee on himself) YOW! Scene 299: Christopher’s Audition Tape Christopher is about to jump out of an airplane to
go skydiving Christopher: Hi everyone, I’m Christopher Brody. I
wanna live life to the fullest and just appearing on TV would make me even
happier. Banaka! (Jumps out of the plane) Scene 300: Marlena’s Audition Tape Marlena is sitting on her bed Marlena: Hi, I’m Marlena Biel. I’m pretty well
liked at my school and winning would be very awesome! Marlena’s mother: Marlena, lepiej gdy pokaz albo
będziesz nic dla mnie, słyszysz mnie! Marlena: Cholera mnie mama zatrzymać kontrolowania!
Anyways yeah…. Scene 301: Gia’s Audition Tape Gia is getting her hair done Gia: Hi, I’m Gia Giordano. The money would really
help to remodel my dad’s pizzeria, help my brother buy this car he wants and
help put the down payment on my own hair salon Scene 302: Mark’s Audition Tape Mark is sitting on his bed Mark: Hi, I’m Mark Walker. My doctor said I should
get out there more and be active since I got these leg braces off me. I feel
confident though and I’m pretty stoked to meet some more new people! Screen fades to black and end credits roll © 2012 Alex Hunter |
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Alex HunterPalm Coast, FLAboutI like 80s films, like slasher and teen comedy. I love music from the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s mainly. I like nature and walking as well. I'm a bassist and long to be in a band. And of course, I love wri.. more..Writing
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