Chapter 2

Thanks to anyone who read the first chapter and I'm sorry if it looks weird,I can't figure out why.Well, here you go!

He knew he was going to regret it.His instincts had told him that.He had hoped his instincts would be wrong.They weren't.

 Michael had decided to go to the store(a Wal-Mart,of all places)and had decided everyone could use some time out of the house.He regretted it almost immediatly.

"What does this do?"Daniel asked,picking up a chainsaw.

"Put that down!"Michael ordered frantically.He did a spin.

"Where's Ralph?!"

"He went to the matress section,"Roran answered quietly,eyeing Daniel,who was attempting to start the chainsaw.

"And Dante...?"

"He went off to look at the guns." Michael sighed.At least the place wasn't being destroyed.

Suddenly,a loud sound broke through Michael's thoughts.Daniel had started the chainsaw.

"Daniel,turn that off!"Michael yelled.

"Let me see what this does!"Daniel yelled back,cutting through a shelf and sending metal everywhere. Michael ran forward to stop Daniel and almost had his head cut off.He stepped back.

"Daniel,shut that off!"

"Ok."

The chainsaw was turned off and poor bystanders nearby looked at Daniel fearfully.A policeman rushed forward.

"You are all under arrest!"he announced.Michael huffed angrily.

"I can't go to jail!"Roran said madly,"I don't want to be stabbed!"

"You're not gonna be stabbed,"Dante said,having come over to see what all the commotion was about.

"Yes, I will!"Roran wailed,running around in circles,arms waving madly,"I watch tv!I see the shows!There's so much I haven't done yet!"

"J-just calm down!"the officer ordered.

"I don't wanna die!"Roran yelled,causing people all around to stare.Michael was blushing,Daniel was laughing and Dante was shaking his head.Ralph was nowhere to be found.

"Sir,if you stop-"the officer began.

"I still haven't kissed a girl yet!"Roran squealed,"And I'm still a virgin!I have so much to live for!" Michael sighed,walked up to Roran,slapped him and dragged him to the officer.

"I'm very,very sorry,"Michael said,blushing wildly.

"Just go.I feel bad now,"the officer said,not looking at Michael and Roran(who was still sobbing).

"Can we go now?"Ralph asked,finally having arrived on the scene.

"Yes,let's go,"Michael said,dragging Roran.Daniel,who had been playing with an axe,groaned and followed.

Nobody said anything during the drive home.When they arrived,Michael was the first inside and threw himself on the couch and covered his face.The other four people simply stood and watched.

"Michael?"Roran asked cautiously.

Micheal looked up,laughing.Everyone jumped,alarmed.

"Never again,"Michael laughed,"I am NEVER bringing you with me to the store again."

"We're gonna have to go back,though,"Dante sighed.

"Why?"

"I forgot to pay for this,"Dante answered,holding up a bag full of DVDs,Cds,video games,and a lightbulb.

Author's Note

Enjoy!Reviews are very much appreciated!(Cookie for every reviewer...they're chocolate chip.) Updated to correct format ^_^

Reviews

[Dark Angel]

Michael... Why don't you put a space between the punctuation and the beginning of the next sentence or word? Also, when in dialogue, you don't put a punctuation when you have a tag. Like so: "I don't wanna die," Ralph screamed frantically.... Or whatever. You don't need the exclamation after "die." If you want to keep the exclamation, then instead of saying Ralph screamed or yelled, say he ran in circles. Like so: "I don't want to die!" Ralph ran in circles like a maniac.... ^_^ I hope I'm not being too harsh on your book. Love you still ^_^

[Dutch Jr.]

This is one of those LOL stories. Very fun to read.

[Deaths Cold Kiss]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, really funny mmmmmmmmmmm, cookie!!!!!!!!!

[Victoria Thornton]

LSMMTUAFIMC!!!!
*Laughing so much my tiny uterus asplodes from inside, making children*
I loved it sooooo much, very funny!! I loved it when Roran freaked out LMAO jeez that would sooooooooo be me!
Though now the people around me are looking at me like I'm crazy, I don't care that was histarical!
GO BUNNY!!!!

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

I thought it was hilarious some people are stupid. Thanks for sharing.

[Sseoni]

Lol! I love it! Those guys are hilarious! Great chapter! :D

[Bryan A.]

ROFLMAO. I wish my family was this awesome

[unspokenguilt]

I love it, very entertaining! I literarlly burst out laughing...the classroom was quiet and i think i might of scared the teacher

:)ear