It's All Baseball

A perspective on dating

-Darius Norman
In dealing with the opposite sex I have always compared it to America's past time baseball. Men are the batters, because for us it is all about the chase, and three out of ten makes you a good player. Men are looking to score just like batters are looking to hit home runs. But baseball is a funny game sometimes you only hit a single, or double, even the occasianal triple. Women are the pitchers as they throw the signals for men to act on. There are different types of pitchers from junk baller to Texas hardballers.So it is the batters job to find a pitch to handle and then turn on it. Meaning as men we wait for a signal of attraction and then act on it. Maybe she looks at you and turns away quickly or plays with her hair while talking to you. These are considered fastballs, sometimes there are mixed signals or curveballs, sometimes it looks like a fastball but its slower,a changeup. The truly great hitters can handle anything you throw at them, and great pitchers can leave even the finest of hitters looking silly. In the great game of baseball what player are you?