Why Keith, oh why?

Keith, Keith,
A Chubby Canadian,
Why oh why did you touch those boys again?

With your big sausage fingers,
you tickled their tinglers,
and made them do up each proper up the bum.

A paedophile methodist,
who woulda thought?
its usually the Cathies,
Why arent you a cathy?

Keith,
you're in prison now
you betrayed our trust,
with your undying lust,
for little lads' willies,
Silly Slag.

Author's Note

about a paedophile I knew
constructive critisiscm welcome

Reviews

[Peeves=Beast]

that was nearly as beast as me!