De-Sexed

De-Sexed

A Poem by Ron
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Just a trivial bauble!

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DE-SEXED

Vile old age has de sexed me!

Is this to be my destiny?

Arousal just a Memory?

Give me hope! Hear my Plea!

Return my sexuality!

Any answer? Can you see?

© 2010 Ron


Author's Note

Ron
Just Doggerel inspired from an email I received about the proposed castration of a dog!

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I can relate! I'm afraid of being brought up on charges of "assault with a dead weapon". Let pooch keep his family jewels--what harm can come of it?

Posted 13 Years Ago


yeah! give a dog a bone is definitely out of the question.
nice write!

Posted 13 Years Ago


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haha this is brilliant, a great acrostic, with a strong rhyme scheme! very nice!!!

Posted 13 Years Ago


This made me smile!

Posted 13 Years Ago


It's all in the head, isn't it? As usual, your humor is spot on.
Thanks for sharing Ron.

Posted 14 Years Ago


Viagara baby...

Posted 14 Years Ago


Good morning Ron, Grandpa's of the world unite! Demand satisfation and or a really good devils food cake with fudge icing smoothered in walnuts

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Added on November 9, 2010
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Ramsey, East Anglia, United Kingdom



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