If I -------

Competition Limericks.

If I had been born a dog

I'd splash from log to log.

I'd bark at cats, and shake on mats, 

And stink like sulphur bogs.

 

If I had been born a girl,

(My toes begin to curl.)

I'd thrash the boys, and smash their toys,

To make them cry and skirl!

 

If I was married to me,

How happy I would be,

Have sex when I like, I'd ride like a bike!

And surf pornography!

 

If I could be my boss,

Profit would turn to loss,

I'd always be late, in pubs I'd wait 

And wouldn't give a toss. 

Author's Note

Yes I am still a schoolboy!

Reviews

[Tina Kline]

I found this quite fun and enjoyable to read. Excellent job!

[Seantesunflower]

this is just too funny!
Best of luck in the contest!
Seante

[Donald Meikle]

reads like fun you may have won life's just a silly game