It has come to my attention that you all are getting more than your fair share. Your illness is not the Government's problem, so no more free Health Care!
I already gave you tougher child predator laws, far too many to list, but the constitution states, "N.A.M.B.L.A." have every right to exist!
Well, your good ole' president just may have a solution, that will help both me and you, It will hide you from the pedophiles and give you health care too!
Go to Irag and kill the "Insurgents", by any means necessary...Hack, so far, only about 5,000 soldiers we had to bury!
For my young ones, I promise to build less schools and more jails across the U.S.A.
I will personally see to it, that those I left behind will also have a place to stay!
I will ignore that nonsense called the Jena 6, that whole civil rights thing is so over rated!
the good ole' state of louisiana has managed to keep mychal Bell incarerated!
Finally, before I leave this great old White House, one more, "Shock and Awe" to seal my legacy...
the day that will go down in history, When I catastrophicially kill exigent democracy!
Signed,
GWB
Dear Children Of America,