Vive Mexico!

A Fun Poem

Vive Mexico!

 

Hola! Beinvenidos a Mexico! Come to where the fun

begins and the party never ends. In Cancun and Margherita

ville, temperatures are rising and sexy senoritas are hot, hot, hot!!!

Dance your way to the tiki bar and order a fresh pina colada or a Corona,

we’re going to party, fiesta, forever while watching some tourists on banana

boats float by. And remember, what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico!

 

One favorite secret rendevous enjoyed by all deep in the heart of Mexico

City is a place known not only for the endless hours of fun,

but also world famous for delicious foods with plantains (fried bananas),

and arroz con pollo. It is Caliente, home of the best drink in town: the Margherita,

and second to none is Mexico’s signature beer, and is always on tap: Corona.

The atmosphere and the people here define the city name of Caliente...HOT!

 

During peak season of spring break, while having fun soaking up the hot

blazing sun, one of the biggest events south of the border in Cancun, Mexico

takes place. All the papi chulo’s gather around for the annual Miss Corona

beauty pageant. This is not just an ordinary beauty pageant, it is THE MISS CORONA

beauty pageant. Aye Papi! Leave your sombreros at home and have some fun,

dance with the current reigning queen who is muy bonita, her name is Margherita,

then whistle and vote for the new reigning queen-to-be as everyone goes crazy and bananas.

 

Afterwards, enjoy a siesta swaying in a hammock in the cool breeze in-between banana

trees, swim in the ocean or lay down on the white sandy beaches in the hot

summer sun and get a nice tan while sipping pina coladas or a margherita

in a beach chair alongside the Atlantic Coast or on the Gulf of Mexico.

Or, if you wish, play volleyball, soccer or racquetball for sport or just for fun

while drinking to your hearts’ content one of Mexico’s finest... Corona. (#1)

 

At morning dawn, stroll to the newspaper stand to see the newly crowned Miss Corona

splashed all over the cover of "Fiebre" (Fever) magazine dressed in only a banana

leaf and two coconuts looking as if she had the time of her life and heaping tons of fun

in the sun. She is sexy, long brown hair and a body beyond compare, she’s a hot

tamale, she’s livin’ la vida loca, she is now the amor (love) of Mexico...

And you’ll never guess what her name is (well, maybe).....it’s Margherita!

 

Party on, have a blast! Meet me at the tiki bar for a frozen margherita,

a shot of tequila, strawberry daquiri, pina colada and best of all, a Corona,

and celebrate tonight like it’s your last, there’s no place like home, except Mexico.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S, go bananas, shake your a*s and go bananas!

To Mexico, and all the mama sitas, the papi chulos and the hot

senoritas, thank you, muchos gracious, I’ve had a lot of fun.

 

A margherita, a Corona, a banana daquiri and fun in the sun hits the spot.

Cheers, to you I raise a toast, vive Mexico! You are fun and you are hot, hot, hot!

Reviews

[Reginald Fitzgerald Kil..]

I like the rhyme at the end. It has the same feel as the couplet at the end of a sonnet (at least in a Shakespearean sonnet at least). It really emphasizes the last two lines having a perfect rhyme right there.