Lickety-Split Revenge

Always beware of who you mess with.

Beware of a living thing

known as revenge.

It’s a real mother focker,

uh, please excuse my French.

Come on, I dare you to

continue to abuse.

I promise to make you an offer

I just can’t refuse.

I’ll crucify you, make you pay

for your mistakes.

I’ll push you down, drag you ‘round, burn you

at the stakes.

 

Lickety-split

You’re in the s**t.

Lickety-split

Lickety-split.

Bring it on, girlfriend, make

some more allegations.

Only this time look me in the eye

for a change.

You are like a Dr. Jeckyl

and Mr. Hyde

Like day and night all rolled up

into one disguise.

Don’t be so shocked or let it come

as no surprise.

I hate your ugly guts, it is you

that I despise.

Lickety-split

You’re in the s**t.

Lickety-split

Lickety-split.

Go on sista’, get your time bomb

ticking away.

Put up your dukes, yeah, go ahead

and make my day.

 

 

Damned if I do,

damned if I don’t.

Don’t tell me what to do because you

know I won’t.

Ah, what a pity you remain such

a wicked witch.

Mark my words, mess with me and I’ll

show you who’s a b***h.

 

Lickety-split

You’re in the s**t.

Lickety-split

Lickety-split.

You had fun with all your hasty

crimes and games.

You are so despicable, you’re a

crying shame.

To release my daunting anger, these feelings

that I hide

I’ll bring you pain, my pleasure, through emotions

deep inside.

Like always, you can riddle me this rhyme and

riddle me that.

But you wait and see who will have

the last laugh.

Ha-Ha Hee-Hee Ho-Ho!!

Hit or miss, my revenge

still exists,

Watch out! It’ll getcha, like the song goes....

Lickety-split!

Lickety-split

You are the s**t.

Ha-Ha Hee-Hee Ho-Ho.

You are the s**t

Lickety-split.

And that’s the way it goes.

(Sealed with venomous kisses)

Vengefully Yours,

-Lisa Andrade

Author's Note

This poem is from my book "Fueling the Appetite -poetically speaking".

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