Confessions of a Self-Proclaimed Chocoholic

Confessions of a Self-Proclaimed Chocoholic

Dear Mr. World Famous Chocolatier,

Hi. My name is Ruth and I am a Chocoholic, baby! I eat, breathe, sleep, and dream chocolate!

Carob, cocoa, semi-sweet, bittersweet, exotic, dark and sugar-free is the best kind

of chocolate for me. Visions of raspberry truffles, Hershey’s Hugs ‘n’ Kisses,

and chocolate bon-bons dance in my head as I fulfill my wildest fantasy

with a Chocoholic’s Addict Club 12 step program motto: "Never, ever be more

than 12 steps away from chocolate". Now that’s food for thought good enough to eat.

On Valentine’s Day, February 14^th, the most decadent time of year, I spice up the passion and eat

to my heart’s content a scrumptious assortment of limited edition Godiva Chocolate

Souffle and Passion Fruit Truffles. This confection leaves me lusting for more

with the irresistible rich and creamy milk chocolate center inside this one-of-a-kind

treat that speaks a language all its’ own. I thrive on putting a new twist on fun, fantasy

and foreplay with temptations of delectable hugs for you wrapped in chocolatey velvet kisses.

My favorite brand of sinfully sweet chocolate candy is Hershey’s Hugs ‘n’ Kisses

with swirls of white chocolate that makes this divine treat a heavenly delight to eat.

I love all kinds of chocolate! Alone or mixed with peanut butter, it’s a delicious fantasy

dream come true. If I feel like a nut, I’ll bite into an Almond Joy with layers of chocolate

covering roasted peanuts. Other times I’ll have a Mounds candy bar, the yummy, coconut kind,

and Kit Kat, Smores, Reese’s Pieces, and Milky Way bars keep me coming back for more.

I must confess, Mr. Chocolatier, chocolate is my absolute favorite addiction in more

ways than one. I melt a bagful of Hershey’s Miniatures and a handful of Hugs ‘n’ Kisses,

let it cool off and lather my body all over in chocolate in an erotic kind of way,

while the ground peanuts exfoliate my skin. The aroma on my skin yearns for you to eat

the excess grinds seductively off my body and absorb the excess calories from the chocolate

and cocoa in my most invigorating and glorifying chocolate-filled fantasy.

Another arousing addiction of mine is more wild than tame, it is a whipped cream fantasy

with you. Gooey spoonfuls of thick, rich, hot fudge sauce topped off with even more

whipped cream and tiny specks and pieces of the world’s finest chocolate

sprinkled into a delicious sundae on you will be devoured by me with explicit hugs and kisses,

for you are my chocolate desire, the only one I dare to tease and have you beg me to eat

you sensually and to enhance this euphoric appeal in a sexual kind of way.

Dear Mr. Chocolatier, I need to mention my last confession to you, by the way,

not only am I deeply and madly in lust with you in my chocolate fantasy,

I like the way we have hot, passionate sex and the desire to live and eat

and breathe indulgently, but I need to tell you more.

You see, I’m in love with you, Mr. Chocolatier, XOXO and lots of hugs and kisses,

my temperature is rising, spend the rest of your life and melt with me in my world of chocolate.

Sincerely and lustfully yours,

Your favorite Chocoholic vixen, baby,

Ruth