Goodbye to You

Just a [cruddy] parody of Here's to You by Rascal Flatts.

 

They got two in front and twenty in the back of a pickup truck

Camped out all week by the store waitin' for Nascar tickets

Decked out in racing hats & jackets behind every stop

Just to getta glimpse of Earnhardt, Gordon, or anyone

They come from every dirt road

Those crazed redneck racecar fans they cheer

 

It's the women in the front row swoonin'

It's the men beside them jellin'

They wish they had the same rugged looks

And shiny cars of the men careening the tracks

Goodbye to you

 

There goes your blonde little honey working her way backstage

She's hitching up her skirt and shaking her honky tonk

Catching the eyes of Newman, Busch, Edwards, and Montoya

And judging by the way their lookin', I'd say she's got them hooked

Tires burning the tracks

There's no way you are getting' her back today

 

It's the women in the front row swoonin'

It's the men beside them jellin'

They wish they had the same rugged looks

And shiny cars of the men careening the tracks

Goodbye to you

 

It's the women in the front row swoonin'

It's the men beside them jellin'

They wish they had the same rugged looks

And shiny cars of the men careening the tracks

Goodbye to you

 

Author's Note

quickly tear it apart. i dont have all night!

=]

Reviews

[Brenda Sue]

A very fun piece. I love it. Very well written. Great job.

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LoL, very cool poem/song! I laughed at the first part of it - thought it was really funny lol. Excellent job with it!!

Mikey