Slips,Trips and Polka Dot Shorts

The First escapade of Benny Tinkerbell

Trips, Slips And Polka Dot Shorts

Luck is gracious to people and makes your wallet swell 

but very unlike the others is Benny Tinkerbell

It started at age sixteen paying to lose his cherry

what could go wrong with her? 

she looked like Halle Berry

taken to a secluded bush he started to undress

not noticing Halle’s protruding apple 

or her lack of breast  

Pleasure was then given as he gazed into her eyes

feeling something poke his ankle belonging only to guys

Up in a flash, Benny tried to flee from Halle man

forgetting to pull up his polka dot shorts

his sudden dismay unravelling plan

Never again a woman 6ft4 he trust 

So pay Halle for pleasure although sickened he must

Author's Note

This was a challenge set by Gwen Goad to try and make her laugh I hope iv'e achieved my goal in this first instalment of a Character I hope to use more often

Reviews

[Dilan Gray]

I love this!!! It is so funny and you can imagine everything! You definitely met the challenge beautifully! I didn't know what to expect and this was just fantastic! I knew I would love it just by the title. Thank you so much for meeting the challenge with this result. I love the humor of it!

[J. R.]

Hilarious and well written. I almost feel sorry for Benny here.

[HoorayForUnderdog]

He has really bad luck, this Benny Tinkerbell! LOL

[Hello, Goodbye]

humorous, indeed..

[steph]

lol I dont know If hwen laughed, But its got me rolling lol

[Margaret Marie Hubbard]

Pure delight to laugh at this! Too funny!

[Brandon]

Classic. I almost feel bad for the pervert. 'Almost' is the word hard at work in that sentence. That was perversely hilarious.

[A]

Hahaha, you should write more of those, you certainly have a special way in them, Thank you for making me laugh!

[TheFunkyCactus]

Oh man, this is so much fun xD Love this poem, it's really nice and light-hearted

[morningstar]

Hahahaa hilarious. I love how it's funny and goofy. Not very like you to write something like this XD nice poem

[Samantha (:]

This is HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud. Interesting subject... I think your brain must always be in the gutter. ;) But it was very well written and still funny. You're a very talented poet. (: