Elizabeth23

I am a thirtysomething Southerner who works as a copywriter for an online retailer, kind of like Elaine on Seinfeld. I also do a shift of canned liners for a local radio station and answer the phone at my father's rental business. Despite all the working I do, I have no idea where my money goes.

I promise to be real instead of witty as much as I can.

I'd love to write a novel, find a literary agent that feels just right, and live happily ever after in a little house with a second story back porch where I drink wine and eat cheese.