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so theres this fancy smancy little about me thingy on here that i have absolutly no idea what to write on sooo im just going to ramble and ramble because thats what i do best.....
P.S. if you spam me with read requests, i don't mean to be a jerk but i'm not gog to read them. a couple every once in a while or if i'm following your book/story then thats ok but i've been overloaded.
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did you know.....?

-a flamingo can only eat with it's head upside down
-ants don't sleep
-starfish don't have brains
-the U.S. is 5% of the world pop. and uses 25% of world power
-mark twain never graduated elementary school
-100 grams of botox could kill every human on earth
-an andaconda(worlds longest snake) can grow up to 15 feet long




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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot. -J.K. Rowling

Voldemort, Moldy Shorts
Does whatever a Killer does
Bright green flash everywhere
Avada Kedavra is what he says
Run away, here comes Voldemort -IDK


"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
-harry potter

good men don't need rules. today's not the day to find out why i have so many
-the eleventh dr, a good man goes to war

you have so mant tawdry quirks you should open up a tawdry quirk shop. the rag and tag vehicle, the cockamime hair, the clothes designed by a first year fasion student. i'm surprised you don't have a little space dog just to ram home what an intergalatic wag you are
-the dream lord, amy's choice

Rory: Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you.
The Doctor: Well, she did. And then she used her remaining lives to bring me back. As first dates go, I’d say that was mixed signals.
-lets kill hitler

The Doctor: Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there, now. Do it.
Rory: Right. I'm putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard, c'mon.
Hitler: But I am the Führer!
Rory: Right. In you go! [Rory shoves Hitler into the cupboard]
Hitler [turns around shocked at being shoved around]: Who are you?
-lets kill hitler

Teacher: Mels, did you not understand the question? I'm asking you why the Titanic sank.
Mels: Because the Doctor didn't save it. Except you don't know about the Doctor because you're stoooopid.

Doctor: Then why don't I know you? I've danced with everyone at the wedding. The women were all brilliant, the men were a bit shy.

The Doctor: Sorry. Hello. Doctor not following this, Doctor very lost. You never said I was hot.

Rory: Is anybody else finding this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting this sort of banging in my head.
Amy: Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.
Rory: That's not helping.

Trin-E: Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic.
Jack: What's a Defabricator?
[Jack's clothes are disintegrated.]
Jack: Okay, Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Zu-Zana: Absolutely!
Jack: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.

: Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade. [Beat] BANG! [Rapidfire] Rose Tyler,Martha Jones,Donna Noble,TARDIS! [beat] Shamble-bobble-dibble-dooble. [beat] Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O—
-the doctor midnight

The Doctor: I can’t save you from this; there’s nothing I can do to stop this. I stole your childhood and now I’ve lead you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is I knew. I knew this would happen, this is what always happens. Forget your faith in me. I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored. Look at you. Glorious Pond. The Girl Who Waited for me. I’m not a hero. I really am just a mad man in a box. And it’s time we saw each other as we really are. Amy Williams. It’s time to stop waiting.

The Doctor: OK, This is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we're three buses, a long walk and eight quid in a taxi from good.