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I love cookies and being insane, it comes naturally.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
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If you If you have ever run into a sliding glass door, copy this to your profile.
If you have a best friend who you are so close to it's like your soul twins (not soul mates!! there IS a difference), copy this to your profile
If you think Taylor Lautner is damn sexy, copy this to your profile.
Stereotypes they are WRONG! Support this by posting this on your profile!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling b***h.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you LOVE chocolate copy this into your profile

YOU'RE A BOOKAHOLIC IF...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Percy Jackson is fictional)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Took me a while to sort through all of that. I got it from my friend Cooki-Eater and I thought it was amusing to say the least.