William Forbes

Will was born on a dark and stormy night in a wee bothy in a very remote part of the Scottish Highlands.
After his parents suddenly dropped dead (mother from the abundance of cooking she did, father from starvation) when he was a baby he was raised by a pack of wild Haggis.
He was rescued by a group of specially trained Haggis hunters out for the traditional Burns Day cull.
(It�s a little known fact that Haggis tastes better if cooked on the day it�s killed.)
Despite not even having heard the language before, Will was perfectly fluent in English within one hour of being rescued.
He has since perfected every language that ever existed except that used in the Deep South of America, which he considers highly archaic and fails to understand why it�s still spoken.
Will has a formidable sense of recall and knows, by heart, all the Harry Potter books, the His Dark Materials trilogy, everything ever written by William Shakespeare, Dante Aligheri, Jeffery Archer and the songs of the Spice Girls (which he�s convinced were written by terrifying space monkeys).
Despite being told that, if he wanted to, he could be a greater director than Fellini or Kubrick, writer than Dickens or Tolstoy and bigger than The Beatles and Elvis combined, Will spends his time curing the shortage of blood donors by convincing stones to become donors.
(His proudest achievement in the field being convincing the Palace of Westminster to do its civic duty.)
He has been informed that he could win the Nobel Peace Prize by building the time machine he�s designed, going back in time and killing Hitler but he can�t be bothered.
His hobbies include selling snow to Eskimos and collecting jellybeans.
He is currently in the witness protection scheme after being held as the personal sex toy of Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Queen Elizabeth II.

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William Forbes is 29 years old. Born and raised in Aberdeen, he moved to Middlesbrough in September 1999 to study Psychology and Criminology at the University of Teesside and still lives there. He did not complete the course as he realised his real passion was for filmmaking. Since then he has obtained a City and Guilds in TV and Video Production at Middlesbrough College and has just finished an FdA TV and Film Production course at Cleveland College of Art and Design. In addition he has a University Certificate in Professional Development Introduction to Screenwriting from the University of Teesside. His interests include films, television, watching football, watching ice hockey, writing, cross stitch and cross stitch design and the internet.