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A
bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other.
‘My
dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter.
&lsquo..
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I
whispered lightly as a rose
To
grease my oily bagpipe,
And
sniffing with her hairy nose
A
dwarf flew into sight.
‘Pull
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‘I
rant until i tattle.’
An
old man said to me.
With
boulders brass in battle
For
Country, Queen and sea.
Lest
not ..
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Sometimes things are not what they appear to be. Take my wife for
instance. Earlier today whilst watching Jezza on TV she nudged me gently
in the ..
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I love my wife's little intricacies; the salt in my coffee, the bleach
in my bath tub, and, after 20 or so years of happiness together it is no
su..
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When you've been together for a long time it's easy to take each other
for granted and miss those little things about each other that once upon
a ..
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My wife says i have no consideration for her in the mornings and
that she's sick of me waking up screaming at the top of my lungs. I've
tried to ..
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Grimethorpe is not usually renowned for its stunning coastal views and
beautiful beaches, but anyway, i found one. And the reason why i went to
su..
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My wife has always been very competitive, in fact we still have the egg
from the egg and spoon race she came 4th in at infant school. Not the
orig..
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Another
reason why i love my wife and it’s not solely for her cooking skills. Oh no,
although she does throw a mean lasagne. I should know..
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