Wayne Riley : Writing

A Bullfrog And A Butterfly...

A Bullfrog And A Butterfly...

A Poem by Wayne Riley


A bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other. ‘My dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter. &lsquo..
I whispered lightly as a rose

I whispered lightly as a rose

A Poem by Wayne Riley


I whispered lightly as a rose To grease my oily bagpipe, And sniffing with her hairy nose A dwarf flew into sight. ‘Pull ..
Memoirs Of An Old Man. (The Laughing Version)

Memoirs Of An Old Man. (The Laughing Version)

A Poem by Wayne Riley


‘I rant until i tattle.’ An old man said to me. With boulders brass in battle For Country, Queen and sea. Lest not ..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#7

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#7

A Story by Wayne Riley


Sometimes things are not what they appear to be. Take my wife for instance. Earlier today whilst watching Jezza on TV she nudged me gently in the ..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#6

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#6

A Story by Wayne Riley


I love my wife's little intricacies; the salt in my coffee, the bleach in my bath tub, and, after 20 or so years of happiness together it is no su..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#5

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#5

A Story by Wayne Riley


When you've been together for a long time it's easy to take each other for granted and miss those little things about each other that once upon a ..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#4

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#4

A Story by Wayne Riley


My wife says i have no consideration for her in the mornings and that she's sick of me waking up screaming at the top of my lungs. I've tried to ..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#3

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#3

A Story by Wayne Riley


Grimethorpe is not usually renowned for its stunning coastal views and beautiful beaches, but anyway, i found one. And the reason why i went to su..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#2

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#2

A Story by Wayne Riley


My wife has always been very competitive, in fact we still have the egg from the egg and spoon race she came 4th in at infant school. Not the orig..
ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...

A Story by Wayne Riley


Another reason why i love my wife and it’s not solely for her cooking skills. Oh no, although she does throw a mean lasagne. I should know..