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“Son, it’s a rabbit’s foot,” said his father. “I want you to have it.”
“Ew, gross,” said the child. &..
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A crisis.
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The title sounds overly ambitious but it's the only one that works. Trust me.
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SUPER FUN FACT: There are twenty Ashlands in the U.S. KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS.
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To whomever,
Whenever,
I was a good boy.
Every night, before I went to sleep, I’d pray, and it’d go a little something like this: &l..
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DUST, v.
1. To remove dust from.
2. To add dust to.
“Junior, has your room been dusted?”
“I believe so,” said Junior. ..
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“If a tree falls down in a forest and no one’s there to hear it, does it make a sound?”
“I fell down in a forest once,”..
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Frankie throws rocks at cars.
Mom and Dad tell him no, but he just doesn't listen.
And so, Little Frankie woke up this Christmas morning " not t..
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FLORIDA, n.
A place you end up.
“Daddy, why don’t we go to Grandpa’s house anymore?”
“Why, son, he’s in anot..
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