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It may seem that your health is fading,
But for your words of wisdom many are waiting,
My grandfather died when I was young,
For me life had jus..
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Blind Date 5,
Can't believe I am still alive,
Broke down and let her drive,
Not sure how we survived,
She drove at a high rate of speed,
But..
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Well this was blind date 4,
Not sure if I can do any more,
We were to go out for a drink,
About playing pool I didn't think,
The first game we..
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Got to her house and knocked on the door,
No idea what was in store,
It opened just a crack,
I saw 2 eyes looking back,
They didn't care about..
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I took her out and hadn't known her for long,
Just my luck- her father had to come along,
He sat a few tables away,
But listened to every word w..
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I went out on a blind date,
I was early and she was late,
She wanted a drink before we dined,
I had coffee and she had wine,
We looked at th..
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On My A*s
Sitting back on my a*s,
Got a bottle of beer and some grass,
The stage is empty but nothing to fear,
It won't be long before we he..
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In the Middle of the Mix
I have some qualities but no tricks,
Seem to always be in the middle of the mix,
This time she seems like looking co..
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Still Hoping to Find
Eating Oreo's and posting on the Net,
How much more pathetic can my life get,
I need someone for which to care,
And to fi..
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Why We Wait
We sit back kind of in wait,
Just hoping for another date,
With that very special one,
Who shows us how to laugh and have fun,
One ..
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