Theantibarbie

Age: Almost 30! *sobs*
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Children: 2 Little Girls
Occupation: Tech Slave

LIKES:
vodka, poker, gourmet popcorn, pirates (even before the whole POTC explosion), art, fishing, video games, chocolate, odd useless facts, people with opinions of their own, WWE, fellow cynics, Johnny Depp movies, coffee, animals (the kind with fur or scales), and pants that actually fit me in all the right places (I hate you pant designing sadists! I curse your eyes!)

DISLIKES:
Attention mongers, bugs, sheeple, cockiness, elitist attitudes, bugs, seafood, posers, bugs, drama queens, liars, immaturity, and did I mention BUGS?!

BOOKS/WRITING:
I love to read but don't have any particular favorites. I mostly enjoy sci-fi, fantasy, and horror. I also read trashy romance novels. (Hey, romance is dead. It's is the only way I'm ever going to get my fix.) I write disturbing stories (no happily ever afters here folks!) and dark poetry for the most part.

FAVORITE QUOTE:
"You are as much a real person as you are deep. As with the depths of a diamond, the interior is twice as important as the surface. There are people who are all facade, like a house left unfinished when the funds run out. They have the entrance of a palace but the inner rooms of a cottage." - Balthasar Gracian