Nathan Strange

I was born in a dingey in the middle of the ocean. One day I was washed upon shore on the Shetland Island in Scotland.
However because I was born in a dingey (and we wasn't exactly sure which ocean), we had to declare the dingey a country. So this made me Dingenese.
My parents were both Dingenese too because they had always lived in a dingey through out their lives. Also in case you ask, yes I do have a Dingenese passport!!! And yes the language is Dingish!

A while back I took an interest in literature, it started off with self-help books because I felt depressed. Then I got bored with the authors telling me what I should be and how I could be happy one-hundred percent of the time. I found out it was ONE BIG LIE! So I picked up books like MY LEFT FOOT, THE GREAT GATSBY, ANNE FRANK'S DIARY, BOOKS BY CHARLES BUKOWSKI, HENRY MILLER, HUNTER S. THOMPSON, JACK KEROUAC and many others. I read them and became like them... I began to think like each of them, and this is kind of the outcome...

I took to writing because I wanted to express myself...