About Me
I will freely admit I am prone to narcissism and egotism. This is only because I am beautiful and always right.
"Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it."
--Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
"The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men
Gang aft agley"
--Robert Burns, To a Mouse
"Put out the light, and then put out the light"
--William Shakespeare, Othello
"If you support George Bush, you're a dumb girl giving out blow jobs at the state fair."
--Patton Oswalt, Comedians of Comedy