Bob B : Writing

The Lion's Share°

The Lion's Share°

A Poem by Bob B


A lion, a fox, and an a*s went hunting.Then they had to divide the booty.The a*s was very pleased that the lionHad conferred on him the duty.The a*s d..
Two Americas

Two Americas

A Poem by Bob B


(This poem can be sung to the melody of "America: My Country, 'Tis of Thee.")Something can't be dismissed:Two nations now existIn this great land.How ..
The Fisherman and the Fish°

The Fisherman and the Fish°

A Poem by Bob B


All day long a fisherman stood, fishing in a river. Although he was ambitious, he Was failing to deliver. He pulled in his net a f..
Where Were You on 9/11?

Where Were You on 9/11?

A Poem by Bob B


Where were you on 9/11When the frightening news was reported--When all over the country airlineFlights had to be aborted?Was your TV show interruptedW..
When There's No COVID

When There's No COVID

A Poem by Bob B


(This poem can be sung to the melody of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" from THE WIZARD OF OZ, by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg.)Someday, when there's no..
The Milkmaid and Her Pail°

The Milkmaid and Her Pail°

A Poem by Bob B


After having milked the cows,The farmer's daughter returned to the dairy,Carrying the large pail of milkOn her head, which was customary.As she walked..
Three Stooges

Three Stooges

A Poem by Bob B


(Governor Greg Abbott of Texas)Greg Abbott is on a roll.The man just couldn't wait untilHe signed into law the nation's mostRestrictive anti-abortion ..
Welcoming Reason

Welcoming Reason

A Poem by Bob B


You'd think that we'd be better informedHere in this modern age of technology,But many people have tossed out reasonAnd seem to have more faith in myt..
The American Taliban

The American Taliban

A Poem by Bob B


If you think AmericaIs going in the wrong direction,And if you want our candidatesTo win in the next election,You might want to help us allRout out th..
The Wolf and His Shadow°

The Wolf and His Shadow°

A Poem by Bob B


A wolf went out for an evening strollAs the sun was settingAnd suddenly noticed his giant shadow,Which was attention-getting.The lower the sun dropped..