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Overwhelmed by so much to do,
And concerned that things would only get worse,
God decided to reevaluate
And take stock of His universe.
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One...two...three...one...two...three...stay on the
beat...
One...two...three...one...two...remain on your feet...
Oh, it’s bizarre a..
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Situated on the sidewalk
With his back against the wall
Of Bank of America,
He stared. That’s all.
With frayed trousers,
A ta..
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A Redneck Love Song
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A sad and alarming figure
Has popped up in the news;
The more we ignore that number,
The more young people we’ll lose.
SEVENTY-F..
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Wouldn’t there be a pervasive tranquility
If more people showed some responsibility?
Why, for example, can people sue
A restaurant-..
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You don’t have to wave your country’s flag;
Nor do you have to boast and brag
That yours is the best country on earth--
Whether or not ..
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Iraq has been falling apart
At a pace that’s horribly numbing.
When Bush sent our troops to the country,
Who didn’t see that comi..
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Ah, Europe! What a place!
We heard your beckoning call
And opened up our hearts--and wallets--
Eager to embrace your all.
The lush &ld..
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When I look around me I see
The craziness in our society:
So many are looking for fame;
Yes, so many seek notoriety.
For instance, we&rsqu..
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