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Opening Lines

A Story by terry smith

this is supposed to be funny so don't take offence...

Delicate Surgery

A Poem by terry smith

So I was doing lypoon my catthe other day'cause I neededto restringmy guitar....

Stories the Times never printed

A Story by terry smith

...this will be an ongoing piece

Red light Green light

A Poem by terry smith

So I was on the corneracross the street fromthe red light districtin Amsterdam....waiting for the lightto change.

Colonists

A Poem by terry smith

I dated a girl oncewho's family were fromone of the original colony's....the leper colonythings fell apart quickly.

Farmer kinda lovin

A Story by terry smith

learned everything I know about sexfrom watching chickens lay eggs.I always squat then..when it'stime to come outI flap my arms real fastand go..."baw..

One day in school

A Poem by terry smith

I once had to read" A rooster crowed at Midnight"I asked the teacher if they ate him'cause I sureas hell wasn'tgettingup that early.

good bye song

A Poem by terry smith

you comeand you gostop by just to say helloyou want and you needtake every single thing of meand leave me here to bleed....and then di..

x rated humor

A Story by terry smith

I was playing Ms. Pac Man the other day...I have the version were I am the ghostand I was trying to eat her.....but no matter how hard I triedI just c..

Band of the lost

A Poem by terry smith

Some friends and I started a bandI played the Bermuda Triangleand everyplace we wentthings just disappeared.