J. Swaney

I"m a Jew, an Electrician, A convicted Bank Robber, A Husband, Father, GrandFather, and Step-Father.. I'm either Crazy or Very Creative. I groove on negativity because I am skeptical of most of the other emotions. I'm the kind of guy that appreciates seeing two people in a knife fight more than seeing two people holding hands and tongue kissing at the movies, usually the blood is real, and usually the kisses aren't, plus in a year the scars from a good knife fight will still linger while the kisses are normally forgotten in a week or two. That's not to say that kisses can't leave scars but they are on the inside and where is the fun in that? I have written millions of words and would only consider a few thousand to be worth the paper they are written on. I currently have 2 novels in the works one is called Random Acts Of Violence and the other is called Angel 2.0. Since I have already completed both stories in my head it's hard to say when the rest of the novels will make it to paper or hard-drive or what ever. I have lived loads in my 40 years and I have been the good guy as well as the bad guy, it's hard to say what role I am most comfortable with. I expect more out of my reading than I usually get and I suppose that is what motivates me to write. I want other peoples word pictures to move me, make me laugh, cry, curse, vomit, or reflect, just give me something! So much writing is gravy, just a creamy a*s chicken both gravy, and I'm a meat and potatoes man. I plan to publish a compilation called Blood & Over-ripe tomatoes in Feb of 09 and am looking for people who can provide me with meat and potatoes.