Sean M. Bryan

Sean currently lives and works in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He is pursuing a degree in creative writing from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, ultimately to die a poor and decrepit old man living in an apartment in a big city somewhere between Hell and what was once known as the planet Pluto, making his living off of selling short stories about speed binges to Playboy magazine.

In all seriousness, he doesn't suffer from ADHD until he sits down in math class. Otherwise he seems to enjoy it, especially in his writing, which is either an attempt at being serious or an attempt at being funny. Whether or not he nails either of those two marks has yet to be decided.

Influences include (but are certainly not limited to): Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Hunter Thompson, Franz Kafka, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and Flannery O'Connor.