rjhart

I have all of the universe's swag. I can't really write, but my swag makes up for that. If I got a dime every time somebody told me that I had swag, I'd have $WAG. I don't always drink, but when I do, I drink swag.

4 realz doe, I iz da best gangsta out dare. I wrote sum poems and ize gonna put dem all up on dis itch like it'z sum itch spray. I jus' went all metaphorical on yo sorry bass self (cuz u a stanky fish). I kno dat dat waz a simile. If u gotz a problamo, AIN'T NOBODY AXE U HOMESLICE.

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About me (seriously): I am Robert and I do stuff. I'm also really weird, so my best advice is to stay away (but stay and keep reading. I know that you can't resist.)

Favorite things: USA, Indianapolis Colts, sports in general, music, swag, gangster talk, southern accents, trucks, and ur face ;)


If I haven't freaked you out, go ahead and add me even though I may never decide to put anything on here (one could argue that if you add me, you'll be kept on the edge of your seat with my indecisiveness). If I have freaked you out, go ahead and add me anyway 'cause I'll rock your world with my awesomeness. Y'all stay classy now!

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Humans need to things to survive: sustenance and reciprocation.

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Sometimes there's airplanes I can't jump out
Sometimes there's bullshit that don't work now
*We all got our stories but please tell me
What there is to complain about*

Land of the free, home of the brave <3

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THE END, SO TAKE YOUR DRUNK SELF HOME.