Leeroy Bartholomeau Johosophat Riggs

i was born in walden. that house burnt down so now i live in the middle of the woods. fortunately it's shady, but there are lots of mosquitos.

-i play minature golf under the name of "dr thunder"
-i eat healthy unless i'm under an influence of drugs or alcohol
-my nostrils are different from eachother
-my pinkies curve outward. (a lot)
-a week ago i had to clean up massive amounts of some women's s**t in my grocery store bathroom.
-she got most of her s**t on the ceiling too so i had to use a ladder.
-i want to get married on a beach
-pink floyd is the greatest band of all time
-i enjoy the backtreet boys, so leave me alone.