These are totally the greatest stories ever written. If you don't read them, you will die sad and lonely -- you don't even want to know what'll happen if you don't forward them to five people within the next five minutes.
Actually they all suck. And I'm kind of ashamed of them. But they're from my early days as a writer, and to be absolutely frank -- I'm not about to take the time to upload any of my novels -- that'd take loads of energy.