J.K. (Not Rowling) : Writing

I Lost My Muse

I Lost My Muse

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


Trying to write my way through writer's block on another piece
From a Different Perspective

From a Different Perspective

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


One possibility to answer that age old question of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" -- sort of for a contest, mostly for fun
And Yet You Love Me

And Yet You Love Me

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


I rarely cook I barely clean Less often, I iron your clothes I hardly shop I don’t “dress up” I don’t do makeup and bows ..
A Battle of Wills

A Battle of Wills

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


For a contest that asked us to write about a Rubik's Cube
Old Friends

Old Friends

A Story by J.K. (Not Rowling)


My interpretation for a contest that required the use of the phrase, "The pumpkin ate me and I died... oops!" It had to be used several times througho..
Alpha Carotene

Alpha Carotene

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


For a contest that asked to write about carrots
Train of Thought (After Too Much Sugar)

Train of Thought (After Too Much Sugar)

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


Completely random, just for fun
Nacho Booty

Nacho Booty

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


This was a joke between my brother-in-law and I. We were complaining (over nachos one day) that there are no great "party hits" on the radi..
A Cry for Change

A Cry for Change

A Poem by J.K. (Not Rowling)


For a contest that asked us to use only 22 syllables. I'm particularly annoyed with the news these days.