Jenny

I'm a girl, of course, and I play on the side of the fence that doesn't have balls. (Which makes the game a lot less painful and a lot more complicated.) I have a rat named Parsley, a cat named Little Boy, and a Tamagotchi shaped like a teapot named Navy. Chai is obviously the most incredible beverage ever invented (Thank you, India.) and Thai food is top shelf for sure. I like anteaters because they have long tongues, giraffes because theirs are purple, crocodiles because they can't stick them out, chameleons because theirs are sticky, and possums because theirs are relatively normal and unimpressive. Dresses with pockets, ponchos, wacky socks, and huge sweaters with large buttons are fabulous. I like to fiddle with magnetic poetry and do newspaper crossword puzzles, and I'm really big on things like book alteration. I wish a fuzzy monster lived under my bed!