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Seven Shades of Cynicism > Constructive Criticism

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waste of my time

A Frape

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My mate left himself logged in at mine after fraping me the day before, so Ieft him this... If anyone gets all the references then your knowledge of f..

Waiting For The Great Leap Eastwards

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Dece-o

The Unfresh Princess

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To the tune of Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff's catchy, but ultimately s**t, theme tune...

slags

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This one's for Wesley!!

An Ode To Burberry And My Favourite Lager

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Rihanna is s**t anyway...

Post-Slavery Auction Bravery

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Martin Luther King Junior, he had a dream,Just like David Dickinson, of his Dealing Team,And like Tim Wonnacott, of antiques to redeem,Michael Aspel o..

You're a right cockend

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proper shitfuck

4 Wheels, 3 Restraining Orders, 2 Months In Jail, ..

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I like to drive around in my transit van,When i see fit lases I shout 'Get in the transit van!'Then I drive them somewhere quiet, in my transit van,An..

3-Sided Symphony

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Melodic jingle, made by several tingles,Getting the groove right is harder than getting shingles,Made in Sheffield, metal to the core,Of it's mysterio..