Neal

Neal is an outgoing pirate who enjoys going on booty raids... wait, who am I kidding? I'm not a pirate and I hate it when people talk about themselves in third-person and the only booty-raids I like to go on involve my gorgeous wife's booty. Wait, that sounded a bit like too much information, didn't it. Ah well, maybe next time.

Let's see, what other uncomfortable things can I say about myself. I enjoy wearing my wife's lipstick to work after she has given me a kiss in the morning. My "real" job is working at a Division I university as a Jedi Webmaster/Sith Lord. I call myself Darth Dreamweaver and I live on a top secret Empire Database.

In my free time, I write fiction, play guitar, bass and provide vocals for my Church's praise band, draw the occasional picture and give snarky writing tips on my blog.

My experience in reading involves lethal doses of Stephen King, Neil Gaiman and the Bible as well as assorted other authors you might recognize: Faulkner, Hemingway, Twain, et al.

Anyway, that's me. Feel free to say hi... or not.