Blake Lambert

Ever since I was a small kid, I always liked to write stories; usually ones about knights in shining armor riding on their white steeds, galloping off to save a princess locked away in some dank tower. As I got older though, my tasted shifted to the darker aspects of literature. I found authors like H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, and Clive Barker to name a few of my favorites. I wrapped myself in their tapestries of the macabre like a naked man having been caught with someone's adulterous wife. I still like to write about knights in shining armor riding off to save the princess in the tower, but maybe just maybe, the princess has a few surprises for the unsuspecting knight...

And I like pie.