Mike Mitchell

Helllooooo..... I'm Mike.... ummm..... I'm not very good at summing myself up into a quaint little paragraph, which I'm guessing should be a problem for a writer, but f**k it: I'm a sophomore in college right now (that'd make me about ooohh 19), and I hope to write as much as possible before the real world comes to kick me in the a*s (Lord knows when that happens I probably won't be able to do anymore). Really short stories are my jam, I don't really enjoy writing things that are long and drawn out. Also, I don't like poetry. So that's one thing I will never be submitting. I might read it though, as long as it's interesting.

Influences: Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, J.L. Borges, James Joyce, Dennis Johson, Beckett, Kevin Smith, Edgar Allan Poe, Alan Moore, Quentin Tarantino, Kurt Vonnegut, a lot more that I can't think of right now.

If you read my stories: Thanks so much. I really do appreciate it. I love feedback (good or bad).