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The Blundering Blender.

The Blundering Blender.

A Chapter by r


I had my mom give me a word. She said blender and that made me think blunder and this was born.
Gutter.

Gutter.

A Chapter by r


Asked mom for a word. She said "gutter", I said "you're putting my mind in the gutter". Instead of porn? This.
H.E.L.P.

H.E.L.P.

A Chapter by r


Mom gave me the word "help" and with extreme creativity and insanity and plain stupidity I concocted this.
iBone

iBone

A Chapter by r


There once was an iPod, and there once was a phone, and when their owner wasn't looking, they would have wild, gay sex. The end.p.s., their owner was ..
Excerpts

Excerpts

A Book by r


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excerpt: laughing

excerpt: laughing

A Chapter by r


hysterically
JVL: Lightning Strikes

JVL: Lightning Strikes

A Chapter by r


No spoilers hardly at all because *cough* this doesn't happen because *cough* I fail *cough*.
Cobalt Cloth

Cobalt Cloth

A Book by r
CC: Prologue.

CC: Prologue.

A Chapter by r


And so we came forth, and once again beheld the stars.--William StyronThe girl with the long soft curls and the long smooth legs darted across the roa..
t.v.

t.v.

A Book by r


title to change, i'm just grabbing for straws here, man.